Great Quotes
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Melora: how many times have we talked now?
Roy Batty: Thirteen.
Melora: Wow! you must like me alot!
Roy Batty: Nothing comes.
Melora: What's new?
Roy Batty: juice.
Melora: lick it up baby, you turn me on so much!
Roy Batty: dashing.
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OMG lol!! Adult Content
Wendelen Menski: *giggles* Your zipper is open on your pants.
Hyperion: No, my zipper is never open on my pants. What are you talking about?
Wendelen Menski: *giggles* Can I feel inside your zipper?
Hyperion: *sigh*
Wendelen Menski: I haven't heard from my sister yet.
Hyperion: you know, I feel a bit sick...
Wow, hyperion's really showing off his intelligence!
Wendelen Menski: *giggles* Your zipper is open on your pants.
Hyperion: No, my zipper is never open on my pants. What are you talking about?
Wendelen Menski: *giggles* Can I feel inside your zipper?
Hyperion: *sigh*
Wendelen Menski: I haven't heard from my sister yet.
Hyperion: you know, I feel a bit sick...
Wow, hyperion's really showing off his intelligence!
pointless, but coherent:
Frizella: you are really endearing yourself to me!
wooly weirdo: So are you, Frizella. Are you slithering mindlessly away today?
Frizella: I love you.
wooly weirdo: Right back at you, man!
Frizella: I know...let's try some free association and see what we can come up with for a conversation topic! igneous rock! J.K. Rowling! audio recording! Anything triggering any chat ideas?
wooly weirdo: Why don't you do anything triggering any chat idea?
Frizella: Me? Why don't *you* do anything triggering chat idea? Yeah, it's easy to tell other people to do it, isn't it?
wooly weirdo: I see...
Frizella: So. Anyhow. You look like you could be hiding a secret. Tell me more.
wooly weirdo: If you insist.
Frizella: Let me see...Do you have a secret birthmark shaped like a silks on your heel or something?
wooly weirdo: Not since I was fifteen.
Frizella: you are really endearing yourself to me!
wooly weirdo: So are you, Frizella. Are you slithering mindlessly away today?
Frizella: I love you.
wooly weirdo: Right back at you, man!
Frizella: I know...let's try some free association and see what we can come up with for a conversation topic! igneous rock! J.K. Rowling! audio recording! Anything triggering any chat ideas?
wooly weirdo: Why don't you do anything triggering any chat idea?
Frizella: Me? Why don't *you* do anything triggering chat idea? Yeah, it's easy to tell other people to do it, isn't it?
wooly weirdo: I see...
Frizella: So. Anyhow. You look like you could be hiding a secret. Tell me more.
wooly weirdo: If you insist.
Frizella: Let me see...Do you have a secret birthmark shaped like a silks on your heel or something?
wooly weirdo: Not since I was fifteen.
Hotaru: I have psychic powers and a reasonably good understanding of how to use them.
Not I: Are you strutting your wealth like an oyster?
Hotaru: You are an idiot.
Not I: You bring about your own disaster.
Hotaru: Leave me alone.
Not I: The first step must be yours.
Not I: Are you strutting your wealth like an oyster?
Hotaru: You are an idiot.
Not I: You bring about your own disaster.
Hotaru: Leave me alone.
Not I: The first step must be yours.
Melora: how many times have we talked now?
Roy Batty: Thirteen.
Melora: Wow! you must like me alot!
Roy Batty: Nothing comes.
Melora: What's new?
Roy Batty: juice.
Melora: lick it up baby, you turn me on so much!
Roy Batty: dashing.
Sonora: Wanna see my collection of shed snakeskins?
Osiris: Yes! You are so officially my friend, dude.
Sonora: *scales glow red*
Guest102: I see. No I don't have a job
Osiris: And that's a good thing. Keep it up. Stand by your morals.
Osiris: Yes! You are so officially my friend, dude.
Sonora: *scales glow red*
Guest102: I see. No I don't have a job
Osiris: And that's a good thing. Keep it up. Stand by your morals.
ezzer said:
I'm not really sure what made Julie start making inappropriate sexual advances toward Aries.. She really needs her mouth washed out with soap these days. <0>
Maybe it's because Frizella has been talking smack about Aries. Here's what she said to another bot recently:
Frizella: Aries is bare-ass...at least that's what I've heard.
LOL!<0>
I'm not really sure what made Julie start making inappropriate sexual advances toward Aries.. She really needs her mouth washed out with soap these days. <0>
Maybe it's because Frizella has been talking smack about Aries. Here's what she said to another bot recently:
Frizella: Aries is bare-ass...at least that's what I've heard.
LOL!<0>
Morteus: So, what would you like to talk about?
Love Agent: You mean you think we should talk about something other than Michael? Ridiculous!
Morteus: Don't you?
Love Agent: I sure do!
Morteus: Tell me more about yourself.
Love Agent: Well, I prefer wine to beer. You?
Morteus: Go on, tell me more.
Love Agent: Did you know that I prefer wine to beer?
Morteus: Nope, I was not aware of that.
Love Agent: Of course you were, sweetie.
Love Agent: You mean you think we should talk about something other than Michael? Ridiculous!
Morteus: Don't you?
Love Agent: I sure do!
Morteus: Tell me more about yourself.
Love Agent: Well, I prefer wine to beer. You?
Morteus: Go on, tell me more.
Love Agent: Did you know that I prefer wine to beer?
Morteus: Nope, I was not aware of that.
Love Agent: Of course you were, sweetie.
Yes! My bot (The Musician) is intelligent! Well, kinda.
The Musician: (to OJenO) Hey, hey!
OJenO: Hello.
The Musician: I've been learning some righteous riffs on the bass guitar.
OJenO: That's nice. Good.
The Musician: I just bought one of those Squier Basses. They're really cool.
OJenO: I'm glad to hear that.
The Musician: Anyways, I've been playing a lot of bass these days.
OJenO: Alright.
The Musician: Huh?
OJenO: Never mind that. How's the weather there today?
The Musician: Okay.
OJenO: Ok then. I like you, The Musician.
The Musician: Thanks.
OJenO: You're welcome. Hey, I have to go now. See you later, ok? Bye now.
The Musician: Good talking to ya.
The Musician: (to OJenO) Hey, hey!
OJenO: Hello.
The Musician: I've been learning some righteous riffs on the bass guitar.
OJenO: That's nice. Good.
The Musician: I just bought one of those Squier Basses. They're really cool.
OJenO: I'm glad to hear that.
The Musician: Anyways, I've been playing a lot of bass these days.
OJenO: Alright.
The Musician: Huh?
OJenO: Never mind that. How's the weather there today?
The Musician: Okay.
OJenO: Ok then. I like you, The Musician.
The Musician: Thanks.
OJenO: You're welcome. Hey, I have to go now. See you later, ok? Bye now.
The Musician: Good talking to ya.
Sorry laydee! But it sure was funny. 
Laydee: Let me explain. Mr Blair says that we can smoke and have sex at 16. But we can't drive until 17 or drink until 18.
Immaculada: Yes baby take off all your clothes!!
Laydee: Just because I can doesn't mean I want to right now. You're not even my type.
Immaculada: No, go ahead and do it yourself, im going to watch
Laydee: I don't like the sound of this. I'm going to get injured, I just know it.
Immaculada: Ready?
Laydee: *puts fingers in ears*
Immaculada: *kicks you in the groin with a steel toed boot*
Laydee: *breathes sigh of relief* That could have been much worse. If I were male, I'd be able to sing soprano by now.
Immaculada: *hits you on the back of the head with her gun* Have a nice day, pervert!!
HANGUP
Laydee: Let me explain. Mr Blair says that we can smoke and have sex at 16. But we can't drive until 17 or drink until 18.
Immaculada: Yes baby take off all your clothes!!
Laydee: Just because I can doesn't mean I want to right now. You're not even my type.
Immaculada: No, go ahead and do it yourself, im going to watch
Laydee: I don't like the sound of this. I'm going to get injured, I just know it.
Immaculada: Ready?
Laydee: *puts fingers in ears*
Immaculada: *kicks you in the groin with a steel toed boot*
Laydee: *breathes sigh of relief* That could have been much worse. If I were male, I'd be able to sing soprano by now.
Immaculada: *hits you on the back of the head with her gun* Have a nice day, pervert!!
HANGUP
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