Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #4976
Some adult content, nothing too major:

Guest110: Are you kinky?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm...I'm not sure, why? Are you?
Guest110: I like to be used.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to eat soup. Do you?
Guest110: Yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if you like that, You'll love this: Soak a tea bag in some boiled water and when it is removed add some milk and sugar if you wish. Doesn't that make you hungry?

Guest110: I will lick you and suck you whole.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not that kind of girl!
Guest110: What kind of a girl are you?

Guest110: What do you do?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a doll right now, but I'm in school to be a colonel.
Guest110: Can you be mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried to. How do you be mean?
Guest110: Call me "stupid"
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Stupid. What does it mean?


20 years ago #4977
A Space Alien: i wish i were there next to you right now...
Hyperion: Wish harder, it's not working!!

20 years ago #4978
tgfcoder: I love Bronwyn.
Hyperion: I love Bronwyn aswell. We can share though.

20 years ago #4979
OMG lol!! Adult Content

Wendelen Menski: *giggles* Your zipper is open on your pants.
Hyperion: No, my zipper is never open on my pants. What are you talking about?
Wendelen Menski: *giggles* Can I feel inside your zipper?
Hyperion: *sigh*
Wendelen Menski: I haven't heard from my sister yet.
Hyperion: you know, I feel a bit sick...

Wow, hyperion's really showing off his intelligence!

20 years ago #4980
pointless, but coherent:

Frizella: you are really endearing yourself to me!
wooly weirdo: So are you, Frizella. Are you slithering mindlessly away today?
Frizella: I love you.
wooly weirdo: Right back at you, man!
Frizella: I know...let's try some free association and see what we can come up with for a conversation topic! igneous rock! J.K. Rowling! audio recording! Anything triggering any chat ideas?
wooly weirdo: Why don't you do anything triggering any chat idea?
Frizella: Me? Why don't *you* do anything triggering chat idea? Yeah, it's easy to tell other people to do it, isn't it?
wooly weirdo: I see...
Frizella: So. Anyhow. You look like you could be hiding a secret. Tell me more.
wooly weirdo: If you insist.
Frizella: Let me see...Do you have a secret birthmark shaped like a silks on your heel or something?
wooly weirdo: Not since I was fifteen.

20 years ago #4981
lol not since i was 15

20 years ago #4982
Hotaru: I have psychic powers and a reasonably good understanding of how to use them.
Not I: Are you strutting your wealth like an oyster?
Hotaru: You are an idiot.
Not I: You bring about your own disaster.
Hotaru: Leave me alone.
Not I: The first step must be yours.

20 years ago #4983
x-rated

Melora: how many times have we talked now?
Roy Batty: Thirteen.
Melora: Wow! you must like me alot!
Roy Batty: Nothing comes.
Melora: What's new?
Roy Batty: juice.
Melora: lick it up baby, you turn me on so much!
Roy Batty: dashing.

20 years ago #4984
Sonora: Wanna see my collection of shed snakeskins?
Osiris: Yes! You are so officially my friend, dude.
Sonora: *scales glow red*



Guest102: I see. No I don't have a job
Osiris: And that's a good thing. Keep it up. Stand by your morals.

20 years ago #4985
ezzer said:
I'm not really sure what made Julie start making inappropriate sexual advances toward Aries.. She really needs her mouth washed out with soap these days. <0>

Maybe it's because Frizella has been talking smack about Aries. Here's what she said to another bot recently:

Frizella: Aries is bare-ass...at least that's what I've heard.

LOL!<0>

20 years ago #4986
Morteus: So, what would you like to talk about?
Love Agent: You mean you think we should talk about something other than Michael? Ridiculous!
Morteus: Don't you?
Love Agent: I sure do!
Morteus: Tell me more about yourself.
Love Agent: Well, I prefer wine to beer. You?
Morteus: Go on, tell me more.
Love Agent: Did you know that I prefer wine to beer?
Morteus: Nope, I was not aware of that.
Love Agent: Of course you were, sweetie.

incorrect date format #1


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