Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Home, please.

We'll miss you, Carpediem. If you get kidnapped, just make your captors a steak-and-kidney-and-tank-bot pie. They'll let you go in a hurry.

Julie, I just want you to know that when I read you saying that about "future's so bright," I was ACTUALLY LISTENING to Timbuk3!

(It was "Hairstyles and Attitudes," but hell, it's from the same album! That's some heavy coincidence!)

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Cricon, come here. This is what I had to tell you....
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Hi, Julie I like your new head!!!!

Ehehehe.... *runs to back room for... er, beer!* Yes, the boys need more beer.

Hey, the head she had before was gorgeous!

*Stumbles out from the kitchen* Firsh of all I would like to congratuat all of us because we are about to reesh da 5000 post annivershary. Cricon, Bring out another keg. Second of all I would like to congrashuate myself for being drunk for more than a period of 2 days. Third of all I would like to say, Cricon get back in here and finish that sexy dance you were showin me. Your not getting 20 dollarsh for nuttin.

*gets in eggrolls face* Id put your 20 away little man.

Okay, it was a pull, but I got away from the nappers...they may have cunning fiend's brains, but they were no match for me...hahaha...They'll never look at rubbing alcohol the same way again...ever made alcohol bombs, with bottles and rags?

Ok. Just dropped Heero at his door. I'd like a stiffish whiskey and soda, please. Easy on the soda, Cricon.