Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I would like to apologize to the frustrated citizens of this universe of ours for the times I was asked where I was, and I was rude and wouldn't say...Today is the last day that I will know where I am. Tomorrow I will be kidnapped and smuggled across the U.S. Border into Mexico, where a ransom is hoped for. So I will not be able to tell you where I am for a few days until I am able to put into action a plan to fight off my captors and continue my travels.

Home, please.

We'll miss you, Carpediem. If you get kidnapped, just make your captors a steak-and-kidney-and-tank-bot pie. They'll let you go in a hurry.

Julie, I just want you to know that when I read you saying that about "future's so bright," I was ACTUALLY LISTENING to Timbuk3!

(It was "Hairstyles and Attitudes," but hell, it's from the same album! That's some heavy coincidence!)

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Cricon, come here. This is what I had to tell you....
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Hi, Julie I like your new head!!!!

Ehehehe.... *runs to back room for... er, beer!* Yes, the boys need more beer.

Hey, the head she had before was gorgeous!

*Stumbles out from the kitchen* Firsh of all I would like to congratuat all of us because we are about to reesh da 5000 post annivershary. Cricon, Bring out another keg. Second of all I would like to congrashuate myself for being drunk for more than a period of 2 days. Third of all I would like to say, Cricon get back in here and finish that sexy dance you were showin me. Your not getting 20 dollarsh for nuttin.

*gets in eggrolls face* Id put your 20 away little man.

Okay, it was a pull, but I got away from the nappers...they may have cunning fiend's brains, but they were no match for me...hahaha...They'll never look at rubbing alcohol the same way again...ever made alcohol bombs, with bottles and rags?