Doghead's Cosmic Bar

LOL at lunar22

*dons cab driver outfit*
At your service, sir!
Where to?

I would like to apologize to the frustrated citizens of this universe of ours for the times I was asked where I was, and I was rude and wouldn't say...Today is the last day that I will know where I am. Tomorrow I will be kidnapped and smuggled across the U.S. Border into Mexico, where a ransom is hoped for. So I will not be able to tell you where I am for a few days until I am able to put into action a plan to fight off my captors and continue my travels.

Home, please.

We'll miss you, Carpediem. If you get kidnapped, just make your captors a steak-and-kidney-and-tank-bot pie. They'll let you go in a hurry.

Julie, I just want you to know that when I read you saying that about "future's so bright," I was ACTUALLY LISTENING to Timbuk3!

(It was "Hairstyles and Attitudes," but hell, it's from the same album! That's some heavy coincidence!)

at isaacc

Cricon, come here. This is what I had to tell you....
<-2>vibora
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Hi, Julie I like your new head!!!!

Ehehehe.... *runs to back room for... er, beer!* Yes, the boys need more beer.

Hey, the head she had before was gorgeous!

*Stumbles out from the kitchen* Firsh of all I would like to congratuat all of us because we are about to reesh da 5000 post annivershary. Cricon, Bring out another keg. Second of all I would like to congrashuate myself for being drunk for more than a period of 2 days. Third of all I would like to say, Cricon get back in here and finish that sexy dance you were showin me. Your not getting 20 dollarsh for nuttin.