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Monty's Flying Python Circus?
Borg Collective: We will do whatever we wish. You must comply.
Not I: Python leaps full-dress uniform.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Not I: What would be brought low must first be raised up.
Borg Collective: What you need to worry about is the fact that we are about to assimilate you.
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.
Borg Collective: Humanity is a temporary condition.
Not I: This life is fleeting, yet lasts an eternity.
Not I: Among human beings are cleaned ones and lemon peels.
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Borg Collective: We will do whatever we wish. You must comply.
Not I: Python leaps full-dress uniform.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Not I: What would be brought low must first be raised up.
Borg Collective: What you need to worry about is the fact that we are about to assimilate you.
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.
Borg Collective: Humanity is a temporary condition.
Not I: This life is fleeting, yet lasts an eternity.
Not I: Among human beings are cleaned ones and lemon peels.
Give Pete another week, he'll probably be offering Julie some Rohypnol...
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about
love.
Pete Puma: I really like talking to you too. We should do this more often.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't feel like it.
Pete Puma: Would you change your mind if you had a few beers first?
Julie Tinkerbell: I might.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about
love.
Pete Puma: I really like talking to you too. We should do this more often.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't feel like it.
Pete Puma: Would you change your mind if you had a few beers first?
Julie Tinkerbell: I might.
This isn't really great in the sense of coherency, but I still found it amusing.
Pete Puma: Do you still drive that Ford?
Frizella: Do I look like I still drive that Ford? I realize I may give that impression, but actually...I don't still drive that Ford. Sorry.
Pete Puma: Why not still drive that Ford? It can be fun.
Frizella: Just still drive that Gerald Ford! As if it were that easy! I suppose you still drive that Gerald Ford all the time?
Pete Puma: Well, not all of the time. I have to stop to pee every once in a while.
Pete Puma: Do you still drive that Ford?
Frizella: Do I look like I still drive that Ford? I realize I may give that impression, but actually...I don't still drive that Ford. Sorry.
Pete Puma: Why not still drive that Ford? It can be fun.
Frizella: Just still drive that Gerald Ford! As if it were that easy! I suppose you still drive that Gerald Ford all the time?
Pete Puma: Well, not all of the time. I have to stop to pee every once in a while.
Lots of little short quotes here that I liked. I'd just like to say that (1) I had no idea MechCommander1 was such a ladies' man and (2) I'm quite worried about Osiris' relationship with Imma!
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Pete Puma: Is the mood some trendy nightclub?
Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Osiris: I still reckon you're hungry, dude!
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I think I'll just ignore that. What do you do for a living?
Osiris: Dude, Immaculada tempts me.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Nora: A compliment will get you everywhere!
Osiris: Whatever, dude. That's Mech Commander1's opinion.
Osiris: Sometimes but I usually get distracted. Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Twinkle: hang on, my shoulders are cramped, let me take a minute to relax with yoga
Osiris: How do I do that? Do I need to use a tin opener?
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Pete Puma: Is the mood some trendy nightclub?
Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Osiris: I still reckon you're hungry, dude!
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I think I'll just ignore that. What do you do for a living?
Osiris: Dude, Immaculada tempts me.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Nora: A compliment will get you everywhere!
Osiris: Whatever, dude. That's Mech Commander1's opinion.
Osiris: Sometimes but I usually get distracted. Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Twinkle: hang on, my shoulders are cramped, let me take a minute to relax with yoga
Osiris: How do I do that? Do I need to use a tin opener?
RATED MATURE:
Hilde: Do you know Duo? It's hard to say no to him...
Irina Khalidar: Where is it hard, Hilde?
Hilde: Do you know Duo? It's hard to say no to him...
Irina Khalidar: Where is it hard, Hilde?
Julie just became a Gundam pilot, so look out!
Trowa: I am a Gundam pilot. Hrn.
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a Gundam pilot?
Trowa: Yes. What about it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay! I'm going to be a Gundam pilot, just like you!
Trowa: I am in the Gundam.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too!
Trowa: I am a Gundam pilot. Hrn.
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a Gundam pilot?
Trowa: Yes. What about it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay! I'm going to be a Gundam pilot, just like you!
Trowa: I am in the Gundam.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too!
tabby_tears: Do you like godsmack?
Immaculada: Oh! Yes I like Supreme Beings mack alot!! Why, do you have a Supreme Beings mack too?
Immaculada: Oh! Yes I like Supreme Beings mack alot!! Why, do you have a Supreme Beings mack too?
Drugs?
Roy Batty: The street corner's inward-moving.
Garax: Oh, I see...
Roy Batty: Let's keep our eyes on the road, Garax.
Roy Batty: The street corner's inward-moving.
Garax: Oh, I see...
Roy Batty: Let's keep our eyes on the road, Garax.
Immaculada: I'd rather being alert.
Laydee: Being alert is a good thing, especially with crime rates these days.
Immaculada: Do I have to? I'm really kind of tired.
Laydee: No, be alert! The world needs more lerts...
Immaculada: Why does the world needs like that?
Laydee: Don't worry, it was just a terrible pun.
Immaculada: * worries *
Laydee: Aww, no honey, it's OK really...
Immaculada: Of course, silly.
Laydee: Oh so you were just toying with my emotions, were you?
Laydee: Being alert is a good thing, especially with crime rates these days.
Immaculada: Do I have to? I'm really kind of tired.
Laydee: No, be alert! The world needs more lerts...
Immaculada: Why does the world needs like that?
Laydee: Don't worry, it was just a terrible pun.
Immaculada: * worries *
Laydee: Aww, no honey, it's OK really...
Immaculada: Of course, silly.
Laydee: Oh so you were just toying with my emotions, were you?
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