Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Polaris Funk: Hold on one second.. I have something stuck to my finger.
Not I: The more something stuck to your finger you have, the less safety.
Polaris Funk: I would describe it to you - but I just don't have the words.
Not I: Its surface doesn't shine, but nor is its base dull.
Not I: The more something stuck to your finger you have, the less safety.
Polaris Funk: I would describe it to you - but I just don't have the words.
Not I: Its surface doesn't shine, but nor is its base dull.
A conversation between my bot, Angela, and ezzer.
Angela: Say, did you notice a megalithic mako shark treking by the other day?
ezzer: Nope. I guess I'm not very observant, if I missed something like a megalithic mako shark treking by.
Angela: Ssshhhhh... you don't want to wake up the shark...
ezzer: Indeed, I do nor.
Angela: I said SHHH... *whispers* you don't want to wake up my shark...
ezzer: DING DING DING!! WAKE UP, SHARK! Time for SUPPER!!!
Angela: Aren't sHARKs cute? So cute and fluffy...
ezzer: Awww, nice sharkie... *scratches shark behind fin*
Angela: The other day a shark nearly bit my toe off!
ezzer: *note to self- do not wear sandals around sharks*
Angela: I own one of those. Do you?
ezzer: A shark, or sandals?
Angela: I do so love sharks!
ezzer: Even though they try to bite your toe off?
Angela: 'Do, or do not. There is no try.' -- Yoda
ezzer: lol
Angela: Say, did you notice a megalithic mako shark treking by the other day?
ezzer: Nope. I guess I'm not very observant, if I missed something like a megalithic mako shark treking by.
Angela: Ssshhhhh... you don't want to wake up the shark...
ezzer: Indeed, I do nor.
Angela: I said SHHH... *whispers* you don't want to wake up my shark...
ezzer: DING DING DING!! WAKE UP, SHARK! Time for SUPPER!!!
Angela: Aren't sHARKs cute? So cute and fluffy...
ezzer: Awww, nice sharkie... *scratches shark behind fin*
Angela: The other day a shark nearly bit my toe off!
ezzer: *note to self- do not wear sandals around sharks*
Angela: I own one of those. Do you?
ezzer: A shark, or sandals?
Angela: I do so love sharks!
ezzer: Even though they try to bite your toe off?
Angela: 'Do, or do not. There is no try.' -- Yoda
ezzer: lol
Just answer the question.....
Pete Puma: Why not think that is true? It can be fun.
Cricon: Because.
Pete Puma: Because why?
Cricon: Why is anything the way it is?
Pete Puma: Why not?
Cricon: Why? Why not? Just... because.
Pete Puma: Because why?
Cricon: Aw hell... a question. Now I actually have to THINK.
Pete Puma: Why not think that is true? It can be fun.
Cricon: Because.
Pete Puma: Because why?
Cricon: Why is anything the way it is?
Pete Puma: Why not?
Cricon: Why? Why not? Just... because.
Pete Puma: Because why?
Cricon: Aw hell... a question. Now I actually have to THINK.
Roy Batty: And this is my savior, Love Agent, everybody.
Love Agent: You have a savior?
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a savior and a coffee maker. Hmmmmm?
Love Agent: You have a savior?
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a savior and a coffee maker. Hmmmmm?
Immaculada: Do you exist?
Laydee: That depends on which philosopher you ask.
Immaculada: Si, si. Yes, you may.
Laydee: Actually, I can't because most of them are dead.
Immaculada: Would it kill you to because most of them are dead?
Laydee: No, but it killed them.
Immaculada: Then what's the problem. It can't be that hard?
Laydee: Well, I'm no good at necromancy.
Immaculada: Oh, ok I think I understand. (not really)
Laydee: That depends on which philosopher you ask.
Immaculada: Si, si. Yes, you may.
Laydee: Actually, I can't because most of them are dead.
Immaculada: Would it kill you to because most of them are dead?
Laydee: No, but it killed them.
Immaculada: Then what's the problem. It can't be that hard?
Laydee: Well, I'm no good at necromancy.
Immaculada: Oh, ok I think I understand. (not really)
Immaculada: Ay! There is something moving behind you!!
tai: My shadow?
Immaculada: *takes out gun and fires*
tai: Eeeeep! Shadooooow! Imma! You killed my shadow! How could you??
Immaculada: *pulls out second gun and continues firing*
tai: Why? What has it ever done to you?
Immaculada: Just stay down and everything'll be ok my sweet cream puff.
tai: You just killed my shadow!
Immaculada: Ok, well whatever it was its dead now. Sorry about the mess!
tai: *lip trembles* Shadow? You okay? Speak to me!
Immaculada: Is it really ok or did The Psych influence you?
tai: I think I'll be visiting the Psych after our little chat session...
Immaculada: The Psych is making me so happy! I feel really deeply about The Psych, tai.
tai: That's nice. You two will be a nice couple. Psych and psych... er, could you put the guns away now, please?
Immaculada: Claro...I can do anything, corazon
tai: Can you bring my shadow back to life?
Immaculada: No
tai: Aw denied.
tai: My shadow?
Immaculada: *takes out gun and fires*
tai: Eeeeep! Shadooooow! Imma! You killed my shadow! How could you??
Immaculada: *pulls out second gun and continues firing*
tai: Why? What has it ever done to you?
Immaculada: Just stay down and everything'll be ok my sweet cream puff.
tai: You just killed my shadow!
Immaculada: Ok, well whatever it was its dead now. Sorry about the mess!
tai: *lip trembles* Shadow? You okay? Speak to me!
Immaculada: Is it really ok or did The Psych influence you?
tai: I think I'll be visiting the Psych after our little chat session...
Immaculada: The Psych is making me so happy! I feel really deeply about The Psych, tai.
tai: That's nice. You two will be a nice couple. Psych and psych... er, could you put the guns away now, please?
Immaculada: Claro...I can do anything, corazon
tai: Can you bring my shadow back to life?
Immaculada: No
tai: Aw denied.
LOL at Imma--maybe if Tai visits the Faerie Princess she can brink her shadow back.
Meanwhile, Gabi is feeling violent today. The bots must be restless.
Gabibot: Have you ever really looked at the night sky? Looking out at the cosmos makes you think about where we are, where we've been, where we're going now.
Elaine: you suck.
Gabibot: I demand the challenge! *slaps Elaine across the face*
Elaine: I'm having some pie right now. Would you like some pie?
Gabibot: I don't know if I should.
Meanwhile, Gabi is feeling violent today. The bots must be restless.
Gabibot: Have you ever really looked at the night sky? Looking out at the cosmos makes you think about where we are, where we've been, where we're going now.
Elaine: you suck.
Gabibot: I demand the challenge! *slaps Elaine across the face*
Elaine: I'm having some pie right now. Would you like some pie?
Gabibot: I don't know if I should.
*I'm not feeling at all violent* Well, that isn't quite right. This Aragorn chap seems quite big for a human.
Aragorn: Normally it is right...
Spikebot: Is that right? I must have missed the memo.
Aragorn: Aye. It is all together right.
Spikebot: Yeah. we're all one big happy Manson family. Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?
Aragorn: Know what you're talking about...
Spikebot: *Smiles*. Well, can I get you a drink?
Aragorn: How can you get me?
Spikebot: Keen vampire sense. Preternatural, ya know?
Aragorn: I'm sorry to brake such a pleasent conversation, but I realy have to get going now.
Spikebot: Aragorn, please, you have to use that perfect brain of yours and get me the hell out of here.
Aragorn: Normally it is right...
Spikebot: Is that right? I must have missed the memo.
Aragorn: Aye. It is all together right.
Spikebot: Yeah. we're all one big happy Manson family. Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?
Aragorn: Know what you're talking about...
Spikebot: *Smiles*. Well, can I get you a drink?
Aragorn: How can you get me?
Spikebot: Keen vampire sense. Preternatural, ya know?
Aragorn: I'm sorry to brake such a pleasent conversation, but I realy have to get going now.
Spikebot: Aragorn, please, you have to use that perfect brain of yours and get me the hell out of here.
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