Doghead's Cosmic Bar

my name sounds like a porn star name? ::laughs::

In which movie did I see that you can pick a name by taking the name of your first pet and add your girls maiden name? Boogie nights? that gives the best porn names

My names weird enough. That was a great movie though.

STRM Kirby, it's pretty hard to make a man wearing high heels and carrying a whip do anything he doesn't want to.
Then again, I did put them on didn't I. Oh well . . .
*jumps on bar and re enacts a scene from Coyote Ugly*

My name would be Chipaleana Kelly then...(Chipaleana being a chipmunk )

mine would be Koi Blanchette (my pitbull)

very convincing names... mine would be Astor Roomer (after a German Shepherd)

I thought it was first pet plus the name of the street you grew up on, making me Judy Aspen. Not too bad.

I have no idea what you mean by "girls maiden name." Exut??

mothers maiden name. What your mothers sir name was before she was married.

that was what I meant, don't know where the girl slipped in :-)

jeez, I liked it the other way: I'd be Soozie Roos.
No wait, my first dog was named Tickets. I'd be Tickets Roos. (Wanna see my act? Ba-BOOM)

Well my mom kept her maiden name so that wouldn't be much fun. And Pookie Oak doesn't sound that hot either. Guess I'm never gonna be a porn star...