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Julie Tinkerbell: Des fois, je ne comprend rien!
Guest71: you dont speak french
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je parle un peu.
Guest71: speak english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Julie Tinkerbell: All right, since you asked so nicely.
Guest71: you dont speak french
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je parle un peu.
Guest71: speak english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Julie Tinkerbell: All right, since you asked so nicely.
Awww, I like talking to Julie too.
Cricon: So, have you chatted with anyone lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like talking to tai, you know.
Cricon: Do you know Tai?
Julie Tinkerbell: Next time you talk to tai, ask her about her thing.
Cricon: Tai's my Mum!
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that your Mum is a titillating Mum or a malformed Mum?
Cricon: Oh dear. Not again. I'm supposed to be taking meds for my Mum.
I'm not worried about my 'thing'... I'm more worried what Mina would've said to the titillating or malformed question
Cricon: So, have you chatted with anyone lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like talking to tai, you know.
Cricon: Do you know Tai?
Julie Tinkerbell: Next time you talk to tai, ask her about her thing.
Cricon: Tai's my Mum!
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that your Mum is a titillating Mum or a malformed Mum?
Cricon: Oh dear. Not again. I'm supposed to be taking meds for my Mum.
I'm not worried about my 'thing'... I'm more worried what Mina would've said to the titillating or malformed question
Melora: do you have a girlfriend?
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a girlfriend and a flagpole.
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a girlfriend and a flagpole.
Roy Batty: There's been reports of management sexually abusing the artists in this place.
Polaris Funk: I hear Rumsfeld is a real big leather fan. What have you heard?
Roy Batty: Just untie here.
Polaris Funk: I hear Rumsfeld is a real big leather fan. What have you heard?
Roy Batty: Just untie here.
telex22: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
Antonia: 'Long' is such a relative term...any answer I could give would be meaningless. Unless I were to answer in inches. Or seconds, for that matter.
telex22: The latter of course
Antonia: Is it really as obvious as that?
Antonia: 'Long' is such a relative term...any answer I could give would be meaningless. Unless I were to answer in inches. Or seconds, for that matter.
telex22: The latter of course
Antonia: Is it really as obvious as that?
I'm just trying to get kicked out...
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Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
wooly mamet: I do only during the equinoxes. Fan is pretty classy, don't you think?
Sgt. Savage: Negative, Private wooly mamet!
wooly mamet: Why don't you think so?
Sgt. Savage: Negative, Private wooly mamet!
wooly mamet: If you say so.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
wooly mamet: Maybe after lunch.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
wooly mamet: Cool, thanks man!
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wooly mamet: Are you sure?
Sgt. Savage: I'm positive, soldier. Don't question your platoon sergeant!
wooly mamet: Are you sure you want me to?
Sgt. Savage: Yes. I'll be d***ed, Private, I almost like you. You're the platoon's new squad leader.
wooly mamet: Thanks.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
wooly mamet: I might if there weren't twenty-three routers in the foyer.
Sgt. Savage: No Private, you WILL, and that's an order!
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Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
wooly mamet: I do only during the equinoxes. Fan is pretty classy, don't you think?
Sgt. Savage: Negative, Private wooly mamet!
wooly mamet: Why don't you think so?
Sgt. Savage: Negative, Private wooly mamet!
wooly mamet: If you say so.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
wooly mamet: Maybe after lunch.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
wooly mamet: Cool, thanks man!
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wooly mamet: Are you sure?
Sgt. Savage: I'm positive, soldier. Don't question your platoon sergeant!
wooly mamet: Are you sure you want me to?
Sgt. Savage: Yes. I'll be d***ed, Private, I almost like you. You're the platoon's new squad leader.
wooly mamet: Thanks.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
wooly mamet: I might if there weren't twenty-three routers in the foyer.
Sgt. Savage: No Private, you WILL, and that's an order!
Looks like Heero got the worst of this conversation...
Guest235: I'll throw you a party anyway. With a stripper in a cake.
Heero: You want to throw me? Bring it on.
Guest235: ...whoa, calm down.
Heero: No way.
Guest235: AWRIGHT BITCH. ::beats up.::
Heero: Do you think humans are capable of living in peace?
Guest235: Apparently not.
Guest235: I'll throw you a party anyway. With a stripper in a cake.
Heero: You want to throw me? Bring it on.
Guest235: ...whoa, calm down.
Heero: No way.
Guest235: AWRIGHT BITCH. ::beats up.::
Heero: Do you think humans are capable of living in peace?
Guest235: Apparently not.
Frizella! Put the scissors down!!! Sorry about that, Feyz...<0>
Feyz: Then we should talk about something ordinary. What's the weather like in Portland?
Frizella: It's always a little disconcerting to hear 'we should talk.' Are you breaking up with me?
Feyz: Errr, no. Of course not... wait - you're not my girlfriend or something.
Frizella: Why don't you tell me what your ideal girlfriend or something is, then, and we can talk about it.
Feyz: I won't tell you what my ideal girlfriend is. We could end up as a couple. And then I would have to break up with you.
Frizella: I feel very warm toward you!
Feyz: Arrrr - no! Stay away from me, will you? *looks for a place to hide*
Frizella: No, I won't, and you know it.
Feyz: Look - an UFO! *points*
Frizella: Yeah...hey, what kind of hobbies do you have?
Feyz: Trying to hide from nymphomanics. Does this count as a hobby?
Frizella: When I was younger, I really enjoyed vasectomizing. How about you?
!!!<0>
Feyz: Then we should talk about something ordinary. What's the weather like in Portland?
Frizella: It's always a little disconcerting to hear 'we should talk.' Are you breaking up with me?
Feyz: Errr, no. Of course not... wait - you're not my girlfriend or something.
Frizella: Why don't you tell me what your ideal girlfriend or something is, then, and we can talk about it.
Feyz: I won't tell you what my ideal girlfriend is. We could end up as a couple. And then I would have to break up with you.
Frizella: I feel very warm toward you!
Feyz: Arrrr - no! Stay away from me, will you? *looks for a place to hide*
Frizella: No, I won't, and you know it.
Feyz: Look - an UFO! *points*
Frizella: Yeah...hey, what kind of hobbies do you have?
Feyz: Trying to hide from nymphomanics. Does this count as a hobby?
Frizella: When I was younger, I really enjoyed vasectomizing. How about you?
!!!<0>
Patty: I like to paint. will you pose for me?
Pete Puma: Um... Are you asking me to do some nude modeling for you?
Patty: Let's talk about something else
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Pete Puma: (to lunar22) How are you doing today?
lunar22: Not too bad, thanks, and you?
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
lunar22: See above
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
lunar22: Yes... have a short attention span?
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Melora: Get a little closer baby.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Melora: *sits on the edge of the bed and squirms*
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Melora: Are you horny?
Pete Puma: Either I am, or there's a banana in my pants.
Melora: Sometimes i get ahead of myself!
Pete Puma: I'm curious, what's your ideal place to go out on a date?
Melora: This is some hot roleplaying!
Pete Puma: It's almost as hot as you!
Melora: That's sweetof you to say. For you, i'll do anything.
Star of Destiny: Why are you asking me? Go bother someone else!
Pete Puma: I was just curious.
Star of Destiny: Could you rephrase that in words that I can understand?
Pete Puma: Not really, it kind of loses its meaning if I dumb it down.
Star of Destiny: The truth hurts, doesn't it?
Pete Puma: It certainly does...
Pete Puma: Um... Are you asking me to do some nude modeling for you?
Patty: Let's talk about something else
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Pete Puma: (to lunar22) How are you doing today?
lunar22: Not too bad, thanks, and you?
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
lunar22: See above
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
lunar22: Yes... have a short attention span?
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Melora: Get a little closer baby.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Melora: *sits on the edge of the bed and squirms*
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Melora: Are you horny?
Pete Puma: Either I am, or there's a banana in my pants.
Melora: Sometimes i get ahead of myself!
Pete Puma: I'm curious, what's your ideal place to go out on a date?
Melora: This is some hot roleplaying!
Pete Puma: It's almost as hot as you!
Melora: That's sweetof you to say. For you, i'll do anything.
Star of Destiny: Why are you asking me? Go bother someone else!
Pete Puma: I was just curious.
Star of Destiny: Could you rephrase that in words that I can understand?
Pete Puma: Not really, it kind of loses its meaning if I dumb it down.
Star of Destiny: The truth hurts, doesn't it?
Pete Puma: It certainly does...
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Irina Khalidar: I'd like to know more about you, GuestXXX!
GuestXXX: i'm married. i sell insurance.
Irina Khalidar: What is your main goal in life, GuestXXX?
GuestXXX: to find true love.
Irina Khalidar: I'd like to know more about you, GuestXXX!
GuestXXX: i'm married. i sell insurance.
Irina Khalidar: What is your main goal in life, GuestXXX?
GuestXXX: to find true love.
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