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NEW 20 years ago #4914
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Not I: I go back in without a fuss.
telex22: (shouting) No! NO! Don't go anybody,just give me the fxxxing car!
Not I: I give you the fxxxing car, without reward. Attention.

NEW 20 years ago #4915
lunar22: All the time I believe
Pete Puma: You mean every minute of every day? C'mon, you have to stop long enough to pee, correct?
lunar22: That would distract I guess
Pete Puma: You guess? You don't sound very convinced...
lunar22: I can pee and think at the same time
Pete Puma: Don't forget to wash your hands!
lunar22:

NEW 20 years ago #4916
Braeden: I wish you were in my cell with me. We could get to know one another very well.
Not I: In coulding, just could. In undoing, just undo. Above all, don't unstrap.
Braeden: Since I'm chained up like this, there isn't much chance of that.
Not I: The whole world is nothing but chained up like this.
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
Not I: Patience is everything.

NEW 20 years ago #4917
fab lad: Which bad habit irritates you the most?
God Louise: Barry Manilow.

NEW 20 years ago #4918
lol!! But he writes the songs that make the whole world sing! He writes the songs of love, and everything!

NEW 20 years ago #4919
Julie Tinkerbell: Des fois, je ne comprend rien!
Guest71: you dont speak french
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je parle un peu.
Guest71: speak english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Julie Tinkerbell: All right, since you asked so nicely.

NEW 20 years ago #4920
Awww, I like talking to Julie too.

Cricon: So, have you chatted with anyone lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like talking to tai, you know.
Cricon: Do you know Tai?
Julie Tinkerbell: Next time you talk to tai, ask her about her thing.
Cricon: Tai's my Mum!
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that your Mum is a titillating Mum or a malformed Mum?
Cricon: Oh dear. Not again. I'm supposed to be taking meds for my Mum.

I'm not worried about my 'thing'... I'm more worried what Mina would've said to the titillating or malformed question

NEW 20 years ago #4921
Hey! I can be titillating if I want to be!

NEW 20 years ago #4922
Melora: do you have a girlfriend?
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a girlfriend and a flagpole.

NEW 20 years ago #4923
Roy Batty: There's been reports of management sexually abusing the artists in this place.
Polaris Funk: I hear Rumsfeld is a real big leather fan. What have you heard?
Roy Batty: Just untie here.

NEW 20 years ago #4924
telex22: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
Antonia: 'Long' is such a relative term...any answer I could give would be meaningless. Unless I were to answer in inches. Or seconds, for that matter.
telex22: The latter of course
Antonia: Is it really as obvious as that?

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