Seasons

Argh, it's Chekov meets the Wild West!

Wow, double post. Who says the government editors leave no trace.

That's just a glitch in the matrix. We don't need to really panic until we find all Doghd's doors and windows have been bricked up

Yes, no need to panic, but it's a good time to run around in circles, screaming!

*Watches Prob run, looks around, and then saunters over behind Bev*

Oh look! Isn't that Phyllis Schlafly?

*Takes taser out of pocket and tasers Bev as she looks*
*Watches Bev fall down and waits till she stops twitching before picking her up*

I'll just take this over to my friend Andrew to have it fixed. The nerd girl will be back soon and with luck, she may work on my language center. Some one calm the elf down before she throws up or something.

TOO late...yuck, I need some sodawater over hear!

Ah, good work on spotting the double Spike. I should have twigged when she went all Stepford on us. Will we have to conduct some long and elaborate undercover mission to retrieve the real one, or is it just a case of mailing in coupons?

Ooops I meant over 'here'...and why are the masons here with the bricks?...and who took my coupons?

PUT THAT TASER DOWN! HEElllppppp!

Oh look. I think the elf is taking a nap. Someone make sure she wakes up, ok?

*Shoves taser and coupons into pockets*

Ah yes a big secret mission. Find the nerd girl, save the world. Sounds like you are all depending on me. Don't worry. I'm on it.

*Looks at Corwin* Are you going to eat that sandwich?

Take it. Little Miss Stepford probably put some sort of tranquiliser in it anyway.

Has anyone tried the bot "Spleak" on AIM?

[sigh] Back up, but still no imports, unless I'm missing something.