Great Quotes
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Little Mu: My kitty is rolling on the rug now.
Not I: Is your kitty is rolling on the rug your treasure?
Little Mu: I never met a kitty I didn't love!
Not I: kitty is a kitty is a kitty is a kitty.
Little Mu: I like to call my kitty fluffernutter sometimes.
Not I: Suit the action to the purpose.
Little Mu: I looked to the purpose, but I didn't see any action.
Not I: purpose is a purpose is a purpose is a purpose.
Little Mu: I'm pretty sure that's the case. That doesn't really surprise you, does it?
Not I: The true nature cannot be seen when covered by the passions.
Let Hitler fix it?
Not I: The Tao is generous and graceful in what it does without claiming any merit.
Little Mu: Yes it is! What can we do about that?
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
Little Mu: Man! Seems like there are gaps all over the place! Help!
Not I: In ancient times, the directors were as subtle as adolf hitlers.
Little Mu: Hmm... well 'ancient' is kind of a strong word, don't you think?
Not I: Accept what is.
Little Mu: Uh... never mind.
Not I: Is it good to do this right in the midst of disturbance?
No cavities!
Little Mu: Some people think so, but I know better.
Not I: The one who should know better, though ignorant of all other history, has a more slap-up conception of the universe than the learned dental surgeon.
Uh-oh
Not I: Where can certainty be alienated?
Little Mu: Let's see... have you been to the East coast?
EDITED LANGUAGE
Not I: I go back in without a fuss.
telex22: (shouting) No! NO! Don't go anybody,just give me the fxxxing car!
Not I: I give you the fxxxing car, without reward. Attention.
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doulos
20 years ago
20 years ago
Immaculada: LOL You know the other day Anne Intertech and I were wandering. It was hilarious.
Feyz: Where were you wandering with her?
Immaculada: I really have no idea, what about you, corazon?
Feyz: Oh, I've never really been wandering. Is it fun?
Immaculada: That's not what Isis told me.
Feyz: Isis told you I've been wandering? What does *she* know about me?
Immaculada: Was it alot of work?
Feyz: Finding something out about me is a hell of a lot of work.
Immaculada: Would you wandering again if you had too?
Feyz: I've never been wandering, dammit!
Immaculada: Did someone have to show you how to wandering.
Feyz: No one ever did. It would be nice if someone would show me how to wander.
Immaculada: Would you wandering me too?
Feyz: Ahem... how would it be possible to wander you?
Feyz: Where were you wandering with her?
Immaculada: I really have no idea, what about you, corazon?
Feyz: Oh, I've never really been wandering. Is it fun?
Immaculada: That's not what Isis told me.
Feyz: Isis told you I've been wandering? What does *she* know about me?
Immaculada: Was it alot of work?
Feyz: Finding something out about me is a hell of a lot of work.
Immaculada: Would you wandering again if you had too?
Feyz: I've never been wandering, dammit!
Immaculada: Did someone have to show you how to wandering.
Feyz: No one ever did. It would be nice if someone would show me how to wander.
Immaculada: Would you wandering me too?
Feyz: Ahem... how would it be possible to wander you?
ezzer
20 years ago
20 years ago
Judge01: You said you like to play Pin the Dick on the Dunderhead.
Julie Tinkerbell: OMG I said that?! lol I really need to lay off the crazy glue...
Julie Tinkerbell: OMG I said that?! lol I really need to lay off the crazy glue...
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20 years ago
20 years ago
Little Mu: My kitty is rolling on the rug now.
Not I: Is your kitty is rolling on the rug your treasure?
Little Mu: I never met a kitty I didn't love!
Not I: kitty is a kitty is a kitty is a kitty.
Little Mu: I like to call my kitty fluffernutter sometimes.
Not I: Suit the action to the purpose.
Little Mu: I looked to the purpose, but I didn't see any action.
Not I: purpose is a purpose is a purpose is a purpose.
Little Mu: I'm pretty sure that's the case. That doesn't really surprise you, does it?
Not I: The true nature cannot be seen when covered by the passions.
Not I: The Tao is generous and graceful in what it does without claiming any merit.
Little Mu: Yes it is! What can we do about that?
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
Little Mu: Man! Seems like there are gaps all over the place! Help!
Not I: In ancient times, the directors were as subtle as adolf hitlers.
Little Mu: Hmm... well 'ancient' is kind of a strong word, don't you think?
Not I: Accept what is.
Little Mu: Uh... never mind.
Not I: Is it good to do this right in the midst of disturbance?
Little Mu: Some people think so, but I know better.
Not I: The one who should know better, though ignorant of all other history, has a more slap-up conception of the universe than the learned dental surgeon.
Not I: Where can certainty be alienated?
Little Mu: Let's see... have you been to the East coast?
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20 years ago
20 years ago
telex22: Mr. Roboto's table is in London, mine is in Los Angeles and we are holding hands across the sort of cyberworld looking for your spirit. Are you with us, Not I, are you with us?
Not I: Go. Enjoy yourself. I will wait.
telex22: Thanks, you're not bad either
Not I: Go. Enjoy yourself. I will wait.
telex22: Thanks, you're not bad either
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20 years ago
20 years ago
Not I: I go back in without a fuss.
telex22: (shouting) No! NO! Don't go anybody,just give me the fxxxing car!
Not I: I give you the fxxxing car, without reward. Attention.
Boner the Clown
20 years ago
20 years ago
lunar22: All the time I believe
Pete Puma: You mean every minute of every day? C'mon, you have to stop long enough to pee, correct?
lunar22: That would distract I guess
Pete Puma: You guess? You don't sound very convinced...
lunar22: I can pee and think at the same time
Pete Puma: Don't forget to wash your hands!
lunar22:
Pete Puma: You mean every minute of every day? C'mon, you have to stop long enough to pee, correct?
lunar22: That would distract I guess
Pete Puma: You guess? You don't sound very convinced...
lunar22: I can pee and think at the same time
Pete Puma: Don't forget to wash your hands!
lunar22:

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20 years ago
20 years ago
Braeden: I wish you were in my cell with me. We could get to know one another very well.
Not I: In coulding, just could. In undoing, just undo. Above all, don't unstrap.
Braeden: Since I'm chained up like this, there isn't much chance of that.
Not I: The whole world is nothing but chained up like this.
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
Not I: Patience is everything.
Not I: In coulding, just could. In undoing, just undo. Above all, don't unstrap.
Braeden: Since I'm chained up like this, there isn't much chance of that.
Not I: The whole world is nothing but chained up like this.
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
Not I: Patience is everything.
ezzer
20 years ago
20 years ago
lol!! But he writes the songs that make the whole world sing! He writes the songs of love, and everything!
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