Seasons

Better yet, our bots could report suspicious conversations to homeland security, so we could track the IP addresses of such people and have them watched.

I can eat terrorists, as long as there's plenty of(ketchup|mustard|salt|pepper|fry sauce|whipped cream) available.

Azureon could cast protective spells over the White House, the Capitol Building, the Bunny Hutch, and other buildings crucial to national security!

Vetinari could restore order in Baghdad!

Dubyabot could write speeches. We might even covertly substitute him for the guy who's there now, thus increasing the intelligence quotient at the top!

Fizzy:

We're all set! I just got a whole crate of (key1)!

The trouble with politics, is it's to political. We would all end up in a small pink room for questioning.

A small pink room?

They have found that pink is an un-nerving color. So the new trend is to paint all interegation rooms pink. an ugly pink.

Oh. I see. Yes, it would be sort of un-nerving.

I have never liked pink. Would they make me watch "Legally blond"? Or worse, would I have to watch Disney?

NOOOO! I take it all back. I love the President and all he stands for. I am wearing a sweater set right now. Really. I plan to get married soon and stand beside my husband smiling and wearing pearls! I will buy a minivan. I swear it will be so.

We'll visit you in the re-education camp, Bev!

It sounds like she's already been there.