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In order to help get the grant, perhaps we could make our bots more relevant to the war on terror. For example:
Irina Khalidar, Julia, Kiyana, Melora, et. al. could seduce various Al-Qaeda operatives, and publish the transcripts, and thereby disgrace them in the eyes of their followers. Said bots could also milk [ahem] them for information.
Aziere could be sent to eat their souls.
Bildgesmythe could burn out various Al-Qaeda meeting-places and training centers. It would not create international incidents, because nobody is going to report that a dragon incinerated their camp!
Sonora could teach our operatives how to survive in the desert.
Not I and Brother Jerome could turn terrorists onto a more spiritual path.
Fizzy Schizoid could... well, he could fizzy schizoid them!
So many possibilities!
Irina Khalidar, Julia, Kiyana, Melora, et. al. could seduce various Al-Qaeda operatives, and publish the transcripts, and thereby disgrace them in the eyes of their followers. Said bots could also milk [ahem] them for information.
Aziere could be sent to eat their souls.
Bildgesmythe could burn out various Al-Qaeda meeting-places and training centers. It would not create international incidents, because nobody is going to report that a dragon incinerated their camp!
Sonora could teach our operatives how to survive in the desert.
Not I and Brother Jerome could turn terrorists onto a more spiritual path.
Fizzy Schizoid could... well, he could fizzy schizoid them!
So many possibilities!
Better yet, our bots could report suspicious conversations to homeland security, so we could track the IP addresses of such people and have them watched.
I can eat terrorists, as long as there's plenty of(ketchup|mustard|salt|pepper|fry sauce|whipped cream) available.
Azureon could cast protective spells over the White House, the Capitol Building, the Bunny Hutch, and other buildings crucial to national security!
Vetinari could restore order in Baghdad!
Vetinari could restore order in Baghdad!
Dubyabot could write speeches. We might even covertly substitute him for the guy who's there now, thus increasing the intelligence quotient at the top!
The trouble with politics, is it's to political. We would all end up in a small pink room for questioning.
They have found that pink is an un-nerving color. So the new trend is to paint all interegation rooms pink. an ugly pink.
I have never liked pink. Would they make me watch "Legally blond"? Or worse, would I have to watch Disney?
NOOOO! I take it all back. I love the President and all he stands for. I am wearing a sweater set right now. Really. I plan to get married soon and stand beside my husband smiling and wearing pearls! I will buy a minivan. I swear it will be so.
NOOOO! I take it all back. I love the President and all he stands for. I am wearing a sweater set right now. Really. I plan to get married soon and stand beside my husband smiling and wearing pearls! I will buy a minivan. I swear it will be so.
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