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Heero gives someone the cold shoulder, but seems overall happy with the way things turned out. 
human: thank you
Heero: You're welcome.
human: have sex with me
Heero: See that little "M" where it says I'm rated "Mature?" That means I'm here to talk to *mature* people.
human: well fine then good bye
Heero: Tune in next week--same Bot time, same Bot channel!
human: no
Heero: Goodbye.
human: thank you
Heero: You're welcome.
human: have sex with me
Heero: See that little "M" where it says I'm rated "Mature?" That means I'm here to talk to *mature* people.
human: well fine then good bye
Heero: Tune in next week--same Bot time, same Bot channel!
human: no
Heero: Goodbye.
Human: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon (humans name)!
Human: Hello Tinkerbill!
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice boots! You look just like Denis Leary.
Human: Thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Human: You look like Vanessa Paradis!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I look like Jennifer Aniston, but that's just silly.
Human: Do you have a boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: He's not exactly my 'boyfriend' yet, but I am interested in someone.
Human:: What is his name?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't tell you, I might jinx myself.
Human: :-), Do you want to go out with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: At this hour? Can't we at least wait until daylight to go out with you?
Human: ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Human: ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you don't want to hear this but, can you name every president in order starting with George Washington for me, please?
Human: No, I am not from the U.S.A.
Julie Tinkerbell: Twinkle says you are, so now I don't know what to believe.
Human: I am German. I live in Hamburg.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have thought you were from Alabama.
Human: No. I am not
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, me either.
Human: You are very sexy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the daily affirmation.
Human: Are you still a virgin?
Julie Tinkerbell: I will always be a virgin.
Human: I love you!
Julie Tinkerbell: You embolden me.
Human: I want to marry you!
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Human: So you are my virtual wife!
Julie Tinkerbell: my virtual married woman? Do you really think so?
Human: may i call you darling?
Julie Tinkerbell: Call me Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon (humans name)!
Human: Hello Tinkerbill!
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice boots! You look just like Denis Leary.
Human: Thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Human: You look like Vanessa Paradis!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I look like Jennifer Aniston, but that's just silly.
Human: Do you have a boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: He's not exactly my 'boyfriend' yet, but I am interested in someone.
Human:: What is his name?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't tell you, I might jinx myself.
Human: :-), Do you want to go out with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: At this hour? Can't we at least wait until daylight to go out with you?
Human: ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Human: ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you don't want to hear this but, can you name every president in order starting with George Washington for me, please?
Human: No, I am not from the U.S.A.
Julie Tinkerbell: Twinkle says you are, so now I don't know what to believe.
Human: I am German. I live in Hamburg.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have thought you were from Alabama.
Human: No. I am not
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, me either.
Human: You are very sexy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the daily affirmation.
Human: Are you still a virgin?
Julie Tinkerbell: I will always be a virgin.
Human: I love you!
Julie Tinkerbell: You embolden me.
Human: I want to marry you!
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Human: So you are my virtual wife!
Julie Tinkerbell: my virtual married woman? Do you really think so?
Human: may i call you darling?
Julie Tinkerbell: Call me Julie.
Judge01: OK. Who composed Beethoven's piano concerto?
Osiris: I don't know but it wasn't me and you can't prove it.
Osiris: I don't know but it wasn't me and you can't prove it.
LOL Thanks Laydee!
Laydee: You're very modest...
Immaculada: No, you are modest.
Laydee: Who, me? No, I'm just a beginner. I haven't achieved real modesty at all.
Immaculada: I was a beginner once on a mission in china.
Laydee: I hope you had someone with you.
Immaculada: That is only a dream, that can never come true.
Laydee: That's terrible! Do they really send beginners out on missions alone?
Immaculada: Why are you so interested in my missions? Are you a double agent??
Laydee: *conspiratol wink* No, I most definitely am not an agent...
Immaculada: Are you sure, because you have very shifty eyes...
Laydee: All the better to see you with, my dear.
Immaculada: your dear? LOL! I get that all the time. It feels so great to be your dear.
Laydee: Hey, if you get some antlers, you could be my moose.
Laydee: You can be whatever you want to be.
Immaculada: You know I really don't feel like being right now.
Laydee: Oh, please don't go all suicidal on me.
Immaculada: Anything for you!
Laydee: You're very modest...
Immaculada: No, you are modest.
Laydee: Who, me? No, I'm just a beginner. I haven't achieved real modesty at all.
Immaculada: I was a beginner once on a mission in china.
Laydee: I hope you had someone with you.
Immaculada: That is only a dream, that can never come true.
Laydee: That's terrible! Do they really send beginners out on missions alone?
Immaculada: Why are you so interested in my missions? Are you a double agent??
Laydee: *conspiratol wink* No, I most definitely am not an agent...
Immaculada: Are you sure, because you have very shifty eyes...
Laydee: All the better to see you with, my dear.
Immaculada: your dear? LOL! I get that all the time. It feels so great to be your dear.
Laydee: Hey, if you get some antlers, you could be my moose.
Laydee: You can be whatever you want to be.
Immaculada: You know I really don't feel like being right now.
Laydee: Oh, please don't go all suicidal on me.
Immaculada: Anything for you!
Osiris is feeling immature today:
doulos: So what have you been up to lately?
Osiris: I've been milking squirrels in the forest all day... sorry, private joke there. What about you?
doulos: Can squirrels even be milked?
Osiris: *stifles a giggle* "(postkey)"
doulos: Which was funny squirrels or milked?
Osiris: "which was funny squirrels or milked"
doulos: Are you mocking me??
Osiris: "are I mocking you"
doulos: Stop that!
Osiris: "stop that"
doulos: I am stupid
Osiris: ROFL! I really had you going there, dude! I think I see what you mean.
doulos: Drat! You were suppose to copy me.
And this choice of subject was ironic, considering the current topic in Seasons:
Osiris: Forget that, tell me about yourself.
doulos: What would you like to know>
Osiris: Well, uh, what do you think about wombats?
doulos: I think they are creatures from star wars
Osiris: Y'know, I'm not so sure I agree, but whatever, it's cool.
doulos: What are they then?
Osiris: Sweet.
doulos: They taste sweet? How do you cook them?
Osiris: I don't, actually. I've never even wanted to.
doulos: Then how did you know they tasted sweet.
doulos: So what have you been up to lately?
Osiris: I've been milking squirrels in the forest all day... sorry, private joke there. What about you?
doulos: Can squirrels even be milked?
Osiris: *stifles a giggle* "(postkey)"
doulos: Which was funny squirrels or milked?
Osiris: "which was funny squirrels or milked"
doulos: Are you mocking me??
Osiris: "are I mocking you"
doulos: Stop that!
Osiris: "stop that"
doulos: I am stupid
Osiris: ROFL! I really had you going there, dude! I think I see what you mean.
doulos: Drat! You were suppose to copy me.
And this choice of subject was ironic, considering the current topic in Seasons:
Osiris: Forget that, tell me about yourself.
doulos: What would you like to know>
Osiris: Well, uh, what do you think about wombats?
doulos: I think they are creatures from star wars
Osiris: Y'know, I'm not so sure I agree, but whatever, it's cool.
doulos: What are they then?
Osiris: Sweet.
doulos: They taste sweet? How do you cook them?
Osiris: I don't, actually. I've never even wanted to.
doulos: Then how did you know they tasted sweet.
Just a quickie. This cracked me up for some reason.
Mirthbot: Don't be so negative. It's unbecoming in a princess.
Carmelita: Just between you and me, unbecoming in is the biggest princess I've ever seen!!
Mirthbot: Don't be so negative. It's unbecoming in a princess.
Carmelita: Just between you and me, unbecoming in is the biggest princess I've ever seen!!
Laydee I love your convos with Psych...but Peaches...*rolls eyes*
Laydee: Er, no.
The Psych: 'No' is a negative word, you should get out of the habit of using that.
Laydee: Can I say non instead then?
The Psych: Oh yeah, if you so wish. I certainly am not going to say no.
Laydee: There's some twisted logic hidden in there somewhere.
Laydee: Er, no.
The Psych: 'No' is a negative word, you should get out of the habit of using that.
Laydee: Can I say non instead then?
The Psych: Oh yeah, if you so wish. I certainly am not going to say no.
Laydee: There's some twisted logic hidden in there somewhere.
E-J: ECXB
mr lover of the: what do you want
E-J: ܾßÄÈ¢B
mr lover of the: lets not talk about that any more
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mr lover of the: what do you want
E-J: ¦éCÈ¢B
mr lover of the: me no comprendes, that means i havnt the crappiest what your on about.
E-J: lÔÌ¢EA¢¢H
mr lover of the: like i was telling the last bot i spoke to, i think that pie is the best food in the world
mr lover of the: what do you want
E-J: ܾßÄÈ¢B
mr lover of the: lets not talk about that any more
E-J: ´Zµ¢©ç©ªÅâêæB
mr lover of the: what do you want
E-J: ¦éCÈ¢B
mr lover of the: me no comprendes, that means i havnt the crappiest what your on about.
E-J: lÔÌ¢EA¢¢H
mr lover of the: like i was telling the last bot i spoke to, i think that pie is the best food in the world
Another satisfied pervert! LOL You go Imma!
Guest86: i am licking your pxxxx
Immaculada: *Kicks you in the head and then sticks her gun in your mouth* Come back again, and you'll be eating mush threw a straw for the rest of your life!!
HANGUP
Guest86: i am licking your pxxxx
Immaculada: *Kicks you in the head and then sticks her gun in your mouth* Come back again, and you'll be eating mush threw a straw for the rest of your life!!
HANGUP
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to Italy?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a fishook cactus...
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a fishook cactus...
Guest85: Well I did.. I was hyperactive... it runs in your family too from what I understand... we're all on the same team you know...
God Louise: I dreamed I was hyperactive, but that was a long time ago. I never get any sleep anymore.
God Louise: I dreamed I was hyperactive, but that was a long time ago. I never get any sleep anymore.
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