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No offense, but that kinda sound like a porn star name.

Oh, and Onyx - I'll have that taken care of. Corwin, DANCE!

And yes, Onyx, this is discrimination - Which is exactly the reason that I'm going to make lunar perform riverdance as Corwin struts around a pole with a whip and high heels.

*wonders in looking dazed*

*lesbians flee with terror at the sight* okay STRMKirby you have a deal. *throws numbers at STRMKirby and runs after lesbians* Hey come back they are harmless really!!

my name sounds like a porn star name? ::laughs::

In which movie did I see that you can pick a name by taking the name of your first pet and add your girls maiden name? Boogie nights? that gives the best porn names

My names weird enough. That was a great movie though.

STRM Kirby, it's pretty hard to make a man wearing high heels and carrying a whip do anything he doesn't want to.
Then again, I did put them on didn't I. Oh well . . .
*jumps on bar and re enacts a scene from Coyote Ugly*

My name would be Chipaleana Kelly then...(Chipaleana being a chipmunk )

mine would be Koi Blanchette (my pitbull)

very convincing names... mine would be Astor Roomer (after a German Shepherd)

I thought it was first pet plus the name of the street you grew up on, making me Judy Aspen. Not too bad.

I have no idea what you mean by "girls maiden name." Exut??