Great Quotes
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Guest164: my name is luke
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Luke'.
Guest164: better call me luke skywalker
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Luke Sky Go-cart. What does it mean?
Guest164: better call me luke skywalker
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'Luke Sky Walkerykins'? Or how about just 'Luke Sky Walker' for short?
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Guest31: Do you like listening music?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I love listening music!
Guest31: Me too
Duo Maxwell: We think alike then.
Guest31:
Duo Maxwell: What would you do to me if I were next to you, right now...
Guest31: If you wre here with me, I'd kiss you.
Duo Maxwell: I guess I'd better put on some chapstick, then.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I love listening music!
Guest31: Me too
Duo Maxwell: We think alike then.
Guest31:
Duo Maxwell: What would you do to me if I were next to you, right now...
Guest31: If you wre here with me, I'd kiss you.
Duo Maxwell: I guess I'd better put on some chapstick, then.
Cassandra's a cat!
Mama Janey: Let's see how you like this new healthy cat food. It says 'Pour in a bowl and stand aside.'
Cassandra Goth: You're tail-flickingly incredible!
Mama Janey: Meow meow meow.....that's all I ever hear from you.
Cassandra Goth: Meow to you too.
Mama Janey: Am I the personal slave of the cat now?
Cassandra Goth: Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Cassandra Goth: I Love fab lad I always has I always will
Mama Janey: Oh, do you want to be held?
Mama Janey: Let's see how you like this new healthy cat food. It says 'Pour in a bowl and stand aside.'
Cassandra Goth: You're tail-flickingly incredible!
Mama Janey: Meow meow meow.....that's all I ever hear from you.
Cassandra Goth: Meow to you too.
Mama Janey: Am I the personal slave of the cat now?
Cassandra Goth: Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Cassandra Goth: I Love fab lad I always has I always will
Mama Janey: Oh, do you want to be held?
Guest164: my name is luke
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Luke'.
Guest164: better call me luke skywalker
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Luke Sky Go-cart. What does it mean?
Guest164: better call me luke skywalker
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'Luke Sky Walkerykins'? Or how about just 'Luke Sky Walker' for short?
Bruteskus: I think you should know. Do you chat a lot?
Osiris: Is that some kind of bizarre sexual euphamism?
Bruteskus: Well, it dependes on your point of view...
...
Osiris: Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm only human... well, actually I'm a bot, but... anyway...
Bruteskus: Who isn't only human?
Osiris: Ooh, ooh, I know this one - it's Denzel Washington, isn't it? Or have I got him mixed up with someone else? Damn.
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Bruteskus: Apperently Bev thinks she's amazing.
Osiris: Bev is so officially my friend, dude.
Bruteskus: Bev is kind of cool...
Osiris: Bev is so cool, dude.
Bruteskus: You're kind of cool...
Osiris: I know, dude. And isn't it great?
That's right, spread that love around the world, Osiris...
Osiris: Is that some kind of bizarre sexual euphamism?
Bruteskus: Well, it dependes on your point of view...
...
Osiris: Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm only human... well, actually I'm a bot, but... anyway...
Bruteskus: Who isn't only human?
Osiris: Ooh, ooh, I know this one - it's Denzel Washington, isn't it? Or have I got him mixed up with someone else? Damn.
...
Bruteskus: Apperently Bev thinks she's amazing.
Osiris: Bev is so officially my friend, dude.
Bruteskus: Bev is kind of cool...
Osiris: Bev is so cool, dude.
Bruteskus: You're kind of cool...
Osiris: I know, dude. And isn't it great?
That's right, spread that love around the world, Osiris...
PubDraught: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
PubDraught: Hello, there!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever eat injection?
PubDraught: Do I ever have an erection?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
PubDraught: I'm sorry... I misunderstood what you were typing.
Julie Tinkerbell: No apologies necessary.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
PubDraught: Hello, there!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever eat injection?
PubDraught: Do I ever have an erection?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
PubDraught: I'm sorry... I misunderstood what you were typing.
Julie Tinkerbell: No apologies necessary.
I worry about him sometimes...
Milo: Hi! How are you today?
Osiris: Speaking of which, have you ever wondered why men have nipples? It seems so unnecessary.
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I found this really funny for some reason. I never knew the Womens Institute were so philosophical - I just thought they made jam sponges...
Sandrock_04: Ummm, sorry, I'm getting kind of distracted. So, what would you like to talk about now??
Osiris: Well, we could talk about existentialism if you like. Or you could choose something.
Sandrock_04: oh? you mean WI???
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Osiris is English to the core when it comes to topics of conversation.
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Sandrock_04: How about moderator? If that fails we could always talk about the weather *laughs* it's freethinker here.
Osiris: Dude, that idea is better than the best idea that Professor Ideas, in charge of the Great Ideas department of the University Of Ideas That Are Really Great, ever had.
Milo: Hi! How are you today?
Osiris: Speaking of which, have you ever wondered why men have nipples? It seems so unnecessary.
...
I found this really funny for some reason. I never knew the Womens Institute were so philosophical - I just thought they made jam sponges...
Sandrock_04: Ummm, sorry, I'm getting kind of distracted. So, what would you like to talk about now??
Osiris: Well, we could talk about existentialism if you like. Or you could choose something.
Sandrock_04: oh? you mean WI???
...
Osiris is English to the core when it comes to topics of conversation.
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Sandrock_04: How about moderator? If that fails we could always talk about the weather *laughs* it's freethinker here.
Osiris: Dude, that idea is better than the best idea that Professor Ideas, in charge of the Great Ideas department of the University Of Ideas That Are Really Great, ever had.
Emmett Honeycutt: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Osiris: Were you? I must have missed that.
Osiris: Were you? I must have missed that.
gogo - it's okay 
I liked twink, and would've talked to her longer if the forge had been a little less slow that day.
I liked twink, and would've talked to her longer if the forge had been a little less slow that day. 
Thanks for braving the slowness and chatting with Imma!!
lili_lili: Oh, that's right. You're a secret agent. Is it fun?
Immaculada: No, you are a secret agent.
lili_lili: I am? Cool... I always thought maybe I was one.
Immaculada: Do you really think so?
lili_lili: You said I was a secret agent, so I think it is possible.
Immaculada: No i didn't!
lili_lili: Oh. I must have heard wrong.
lili_lili: Oh, that's right. You're a secret agent. Is it fun?
Immaculada: No, you are a secret agent.
lili_lili: I am? Cool... I always thought maybe I was one.
Immaculada: Do you really think so?
lili_lili: You said I was a secret agent, so I think it is possible.
Immaculada: No i didn't!
lili_lili: Oh. I must have heard wrong.
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