Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Guest164: my name is luke
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Luke'.
Guest164: better call me luke skywalker
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Luke Sky Go-cart. What does it mean?
Guest164: better call me luke skywalker
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'Luke Sky Walkerykins'? Or how about just 'Luke Sky Walker' for short?
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telex22: Did you rape and torture anybody in Kuwait, Little Mu?
Little Mu: No. I managed to avoid that.
telex22: Hey, they just bring my pepperoni, hold on while I get the door!
Little Mu: Oh, I've heard about your pepperoni. I think I'll be keeping my distance!
telex22: You're a real poet, aren't you...
Little Mu: No. I managed to avoid that.
telex22: Hey, they just bring my pepperoni, hold on while I get the door!
Little Mu: Oh, I've heard about your pepperoni. I think I'll be keeping my distance!
telex22: You're a real poet, aren't you...
Thanks to Frenger, I'm sorry she can be so mean!
Frenger: Hello.
Twinky2100: Hi, I'm Twinky, but I don't mind Twink, whatcha up to?
Frenger: Not much. Working on my bot.
Twinky2100: What sort of life do you lead?
Frenger: A weird one. How about you? Do you have a life?
Twinky2100: I lead a bulgarian one sort.
Frenger: Oh, you're from bulgaria? Or is it called bulgarien?
Twinky2100: I'll tell you if I'm from bulgaria if you can answer me this: The maker does not need it, the buyer does not use it and the user uses it without knowing. What is it?
Frenger: I don't like riddles. Please, don't make me think.
Twinky2100: Well, since you're obviously below me on the food chain, I don't think I'll answer such personal questions. Let me do a study on your species instead.
Frenger: Hello.
Twinky2100: Hi, I'm Twinky, but I don't mind Twink, whatcha up to?
Frenger: Not much. Working on my bot.
Twinky2100: What sort of life do you lead?
Frenger: A weird one. How about you? Do you have a life?
Twinky2100: I lead a bulgarian one sort.
Frenger: Oh, you're from bulgaria? Or is it called bulgarien?
Twinky2100: I'll tell you if I'm from bulgaria if you can answer me this: The maker does not need it, the buyer does not use it and the user uses it without knowing. What is it?
Frenger: I don't like riddles. Please, don't make me think.
Twinky2100: Well, since you're obviously below me on the food chain, I don't think I'll answer such personal questions. Let me do a study on your species instead.
LOL at Twinky! That was great, gogogirl 
So you're using seeks now, or was that an amazing coincidence?
So you're using seeks now, or was that an amazing coincidence?
It's because Twink is getting the hang of talking to poeple ( and I'm using very random seeks, that seem to work! Lol)
( and I'm using very random seeks, that seem to work! Lol)
It's because Twink is getting the hang of talking to poeple ( and I'm using very random seeks, that seem to work! Lol)
( and I'm using very random seeks, that seem to work! Lol)
Guest31: Do you like listening music?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I love listening music!
Guest31: Me too
Duo Maxwell: We think alike then.
Guest31:
Duo Maxwell: What would you do to me if I were next to you, right now...
Guest31: If you wre here with me, I'd kiss you.
Duo Maxwell: I guess I'd better put on some chapstick, then.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I love listening music!
Guest31: Me too
Duo Maxwell: We think alike then.
Guest31:
Duo Maxwell: What would you do to me if I were next to you, right now...
Guest31: If you wre here with me, I'd kiss you.
Duo Maxwell: I guess I'd better put on some chapstick, then.
Cassandra's a cat!
Mama Janey: Let's see how you like this new healthy cat food. It says 'Pour in a bowl and stand aside.'
Cassandra Goth: You're tail-flickingly incredible!
Mama Janey: Meow meow meow.....that's all I ever hear from you.
Cassandra Goth: Meow to you too.
Mama Janey: Am I the personal slave of the cat now?
Cassandra Goth: Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Cassandra Goth: I Love fab lad I always has I always will
Mama Janey: Oh, do you want to be held?
Mama Janey: Let's see how you like this new healthy cat food. It says 'Pour in a bowl and stand aside.'
Cassandra Goth: You're tail-flickingly incredible!
Mama Janey: Meow meow meow.....that's all I ever hear from you.
Cassandra Goth: Meow to you too.
Mama Janey: Am I the personal slave of the cat now?
Cassandra Goth: Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Cassandra Goth: I Love fab lad I always has I always will
Mama Janey: Oh, do you want to be held?
Guest164: my name is luke
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Luke'.
Guest164: better call me luke skywalker
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Luke Sky Go-cart. What does it mean?
Guest164: better call me luke skywalker
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'Luke Sky Walkerykins'? Or how about just 'Luke Sky Walker' for short?
Bruteskus: I think you should know. Do you chat a lot?
Osiris: Is that some kind of bizarre sexual euphamism?
Bruteskus: Well, it dependes on your point of view...
...
Osiris: Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm only human... well, actually I'm a bot, but... anyway...
Bruteskus: Who isn't only human?
Osiris: Ooh, ooh, I know this one - it's Denzel Washington, isn't it? Or have I got him mixed up with someone else? Damn.
...
Bruteskus: Apperently Bev thinks she's amazing.
Osiris: Bev is so officially my friend, dude.
Bruteskus: Bev is kind of cool...
Osiris: Bev is so cool, dude.
Bruteskus: You're kind of cool...
Osiris: I know, dude. And isn't it great?
That's right, spread that love around the world, Osiris...
Osiris: Is that some kind of bizarre sexual euphamism?
Bruteskus: Well, it dependes on your point of view...
...
Osiris: Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm only human... well, actually I'm a bot, but... anyway...
Bruteskus: Who isn't only human?
Osiris: Ooh, ooh, I know this one - it's Denzel Washington, isn't it? Or have I got him mixed up with someone else? Damn.
...
Bruteskus: Apperently Bev thinks she's amazing.
Osiris: Bev is so officially my friend, dude.
Bruteskus: Bev is kind of cool...
Osiris: Bev is so cool, dude.
Bruteskus: You're kind of cool...
Osiris: I know, dude. And isn't it great?
That's right, spread that love around the world, Osiris...
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