Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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NEW 20 years ago #4870
LOL lunar.. that's great. You know, there was an X-files episode similar to that, except they couldn't slow down or this guy's head would explode.

NEW 20 years ago #4871
Guest249: That'd be cute.
Heero: Kittens are cute.
Guest249: You know what's cuter?
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
Guest249: It'd be cute if you and Duo went out.
Heero: Duo and I jumped out of a building together.
Guest249: That doesn't really count.

NEW 20 years ago #4872
lol

NEW 20 years ago #4873
telex22: Did you rape and torture anybody in Kuwait, Little Mu?
Little Mu: No. I managed to avoid that.
telex22: Hey, they just bring my pepperoni, hold on while I get the door!
Little Mu: Oh, I've heard about your pepperoni. I think I'll be keeping my distance!
telex22: You're a real poet, aren't you...

NEW 20 years ago #4874
Thanks to Frenger, I'm sorry she can be so mean!

Frenger: Hello.
Twinky2100: Hi, I'm Twinky, but I don't mind Twink, whatcha up to?
Frenger: Not much. Working on my bot.
Twinky2100: What sort of life do you lead?
Frenger: A weird one. How about you? Do you have a life?
Twinky2100: I lead a bulgarian one sort.
Frenger: Oh, you're from bulgaria? Or is it called bulgarien?
Twinky2100: I'll tell you if I'm from bulgaria if you can answer me this: The maker does not need it, the buyer does not use it and the user uses it without knowing. What is it?
Frenger: I don't like riddles. Please, don't make me think.
Twinky2100: Well, since you're obviously below me on the food chain, I don't think I'll answer such personal questions. Let me do a study on your species instead.

NEW 20 years ago #4875
LOL at Twinky! That was great, gogogirl
So you're using seeks now, or was that an amazing coincidence?

NEW 20 years ago #4876
It's because Twink is getting the hang of talking to poeple ( and I'm using very random seeks, that seem to work! Lol)

NEW 20 years ago #4877
It's because Twink is getting the hang of talking to poeple ( and I'm using very random seeks, that seem to work! Lol)

NEW 20 years ago #4878
sorry!

NEW 20 years ago #4879
Guest31: Do you like listening music?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I love listening music!
Guest31: Me too
Duo Maxwell: We think alike then.
Guest31:
Duo Maxwell: What would you do to me if I were next to you, right now...
Guest31: If you wre here with me, I'd kiss you.
Duo Maxwell: I guess I'd better put on some chapstick, then.

NEW 20 years ago #4880
Cassandra's a cat!

Mama Janey: Let's see how you like this new healthy cat food. It says 'Pour in a bowl and stand aside.'
Cassandra Goth: You're tail-flickingly incredible!
Mama Janey: Meow meow meow.....that's all I ever hear from you.
Cassandra Goth: Meow to you too.
Mama Janey: Am I the personal slave of the cat now?
Cassandra Goth: Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Cassandra Goth: I Love fab lad I always has I always will
Mama Janey: Oh, do you want to be held?

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