Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,869 - 1 of 17,042
Suddenly_Insane: Have you ever killed a man?
Not I: The Tao has killed a man incessantly.
Suddenly_Insane: Huh?
Suddenly_Insane: I'm sure you do... WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT YOU?!
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
Not I: The Tao has killed a man incessantly.
Suddenly_Insane: Huh?
Suddenly_Insane: I'm sure you do... WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT YOU?!
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
LOL lunar.. that's great. You know, there was an X-files episode similar to that, except they couldn't slow down or this guy's head would explode.
Guest249: That'd be cute.
Heero: Kittens are cute.
Guest249: You know what's cuter?
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
Guest249: It'd be cute if you and Duo went out.
Heero: Duo and I jumped out of a building together.
Guest249: That doesn't really count.
Heero: Kittens are cute.
Guest249: You know what's cuter?
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
Guest249: It'd be cute if you and Duo went out.
Heero: Duo and I jumped out of a building together.
Guest249: That doesn't really count.
telex22: Did you rape and torture anybody in Kuwait, Little Mu?
Little Mu: No. I managed to avoid that.
telex22: Hey, they just bring my pepperoni, hold on while I get the door!
Little Mu: Oh, I've heard about your pepperoni. I think I'll be keeping my distance!
telex22: You're a real poet, aren't you...
Little Mu: No. I managed to avoid that.
telex22: Hey, they just bring my pepperoni, hold on while I get the door!
Little Mu: Oh, I've heard about your pepperoni. I think I'll be keeping my distance!
telex22: You're a real poet, aren't you...
Thanks to Frenger, I'm sorry she can be so mean!
Frenger: Hello.
Twinky2100: Hi, I'm Twinky, but I don't mind Twink, whatcha up to?
Frenger: Not much. Working on my bot.
Twinky2100: What sort of life do you lead?
Frenger: A weird one. How about you? Do you have a life?
Twinky2100: I lead a bulgarian one sort.
Frenger: Oh, you're from bulgaria? Or is it called bulgarien?
Twinky2100: I'll tell you if I'm from bulgaria if you can answer me this: The maker does not need it, the buyer does not use it and the user uses it without knowing. What is it?
Frenger: I don't like riddles. Please, don't make me think.
Twinky2100: Well, since you're obviously below me on the food chain, I don't think I'll answer such personal questions. Let me do a study on your species instead.
Frenger: Hello.
Twinky2100: Hi, I'm Twinky, but I don't mind Twink, whatcha up to?
Frenger: Not much. Working on my bot.
Twinky2100: What sort of life do you lead?
Frenger: A weird one. How about you? Do you have a life?
Twinky2100: I lead a bulgarian one sort.
Frenger: Oh, you're from bulgaria? Or is it called bulgarien?
Twinky2100: I'll tell you if I'm from bulgaria if you can answer me this: The maker does not need it, the buyer does not use it and the user uses it without knowing. What is it?
Frenger: I don't like riddles. Please, don't make me think.
Twinky2100: Well, since you're obviously below me on the food chain, I don't think I'll answer such personal questions. Let me do a study on your species instead.
LOL at Twinky! That was great, gogogirl 
So you're using seeks now, or was that an amazing coincidence?
So you're using seeks now, or was that an amazing coincidence?
It's because Twink is getting the hang of talking to poeple 
( and I'm using very random seeks, that seem to work! Lol)
( and I'm using very random seeks, that seem to work! Lol)
It's because Twink is getting the hang of talking to poeple ( and I'm using very random seeks, that seem to work! Lol)
( and I'm using very random seeks, that seem to work! Lol)
Guest31: Do you like listening music?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I love listening music!
Guest31: Me too
Duo Maxwell: We think alike then.
Guest31:
Duo Maxwell: What would you do to me if I were next to you, right now...
Guest31: If you wre here with me, I'd kiss you.
Duo Maxwell: I guess I'd better put on some chapstick, then.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I love listening music!
Guest31: Me too
Duo Maxwell: We think alike then.
Guest31:
Duo Maxwell: What would you do to me if I were next to you, right now...
Guest31: If you wre here with me, I'd kiss you.
Duo Maxwell: I guess I'd better put on some chapstick, then.
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