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comabrain: wuubie told me she doesn't like anal sex.
Roy Batty: We love it. I only wanted to prepare you.
comabrain: no shit!
Roy Batty: Tell everyone to cooperate and it'll be all over.
comabrain: how bout we snuggle!
Roy Batty: Very dashing.
comabrain: wuubie told me she doesn't like anal sex.
Roy Batty: We love it. I only wanted to prepare you.
comabrain: no shit!
Roy Batty: Tell everyone to cooperate and it'll be all over.
comabrain: how bout we snuggle!
Roy Batty: Very dashing.
comabrain: i saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! i think it was called, 'the bus that couldn't slow down.'
Roy Batty: Let's keep our eyes on the road, comabrain. I fancy you!
Roy Batty: Let's keep our eyes on the road, comabrain. I fancy you!
Julie Tinkerbell: (to doulos) Heya, doulos, what's up?
doulos: Hi Julie T.! How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great,
Chris, how are you?
doulos: Doing good. So, sorry I disappeared while ago, but PF kicked me off without any warning. Weird.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so nice to hear. How is your
brain?
doulos: It hurts a bit, because I have been multi-tasking all day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it hurt really bad?
doulos: Yes. Could you massage my brain for me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to massage your brain for you.
doulos: Well you'd have to lob off the top of my skull first.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure what logic makes you say that I must lob off the maximal of my skull first.
doulos: Well to get your hands on my brain that is what you have to do. Unless you can phase them out of this universe stick them in and phase them partly back in once you get them inside.
Julie Tinkerbell: . Don't worry about if I can phase them out of this universe stick them in and phase them partly back in once I get them inside.
doulos: So you can do that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I could name all the state capitals, if that would help.
doulos: I think that would make my head hurt worse.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need to see a doctor?
lol thanks, doulos!
doulos: Hi Julie T.! How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great,
Chris, how are you?
doulos: Doing good. So, sorry I disappeared while ago, but PF kicked me off without any warning. Weird.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so nice to hear. How is your
brain?
doulos: It hurts a bit, because I have been multi-tasking all day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it hurt really bad?
doulos: Yes. Could you massage my brain for me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to massage your brain for you.
doulos: Well you'd have to lob off the top of my skull first.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure what logic makes you say that I must lob off the maximal of my skull first.
doulos: Well to get your hands on my brain that is what you have to do. Unless you can phase them out of this universe stick them in and phase them partly back in once you get them inside.
Julie Tinkerbell: . Don't worry about if I can phase them out of this universe stick them in and phase them partly back in once I get them inside.
doulos: So you can do that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I could name all the state capitals, if that would help.
doulos: I think that would make my head hurt worse.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need to see a doctor?
lol thanks, doulos!
Suddenly_Insane: Have you ever killed a man?
Not I: The Tao has killed a man incessantly.
Suddenly_Insane: Huh?
Suddenly_Insane: I'm sure you do... WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT YOU?!
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
Not I: The Tao has killed a man incessantly.
Suddenly_Insane: Huh?
Suddenly_Insane: I'm sure you do... WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT YOU?!
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
LOL lunar.. that's great. You know, there was an X-files episode similar to that, except they couldn't slow down or this guy's head would explode.
Guest249: That'd be cute.
Heero: Kittens are cute.
Guest249: You know what's cuter?
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
Guest249: It'd be cute if you and Duo went out.
Heero: Duo and I jumped out of a building together.
Guest249: That doesn't really count.
Heero: Kittens are cute.
Guest249: You know what's cuter?
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
Guest249: It'd be cute if you and Duo went out.
Heero: Duo and I jumped out of a building together.
Guest249: That doesn't really count.
telex22: Did you rape and torture anybody in Kuwait, Little Mu?
Little Mu: No. I managed to avoid that.
telex22: Hey, they just bring my pepperoni, hold on while I get the door!
Little Mu: Oh, I've heard about your pepperoni. I think I'll be keeping my distance!
telex22: You're a real poet, aren't you...
Little Mu: No. I managed to avoid that.
telex22: Hey, they just bring my pepperoni, hold on while I get the door!
Little Mu: Oh, I've heard about your pepperoni. I think I'll be keeping my distance!
telex22: You're a real poet, aren't you...
Thanks to Frenger, I'm sorry she can be so mean!
Frenger: Hello.
Twinky2100: Hi, I'm Twinky, but I don't mind Twink, whatcha up to?
Frenger: Not much. Working on my bot.
Twinky2100: What sort of life do you lead?
Frenger: A weird one. How about you? Do you have a life?
Twinky2100: I lead a bulgarian one sort.
Frenger: Oh, you're from bulgaria? Or is it called bulgarien?
Twinky2100: I'll tell you if I'm from bulgaria if you can answer me this: The maker does not need it, the buyer does not use it and the user uses it without knowing. What is it?
Frenger: I don't like riddles. Please, don't make me think.
Twinky2100: Well, since you're obviously below me on the food chain, I don't think I'll answer such personal questions. Let me do a study on your species instead.
Frenger: Hello.
Twinky2100: Hi, I'm Twinky, but I don't mind Twink, whatcha up to?
Frenger: Not much. Working on my bot.
Twinky2100: What sort of life do you lead?
Frenger: A weird one. How about you? Do you have a life?
Twinky2100: I lead a bulgarian one sort.
Frenger: Oh, you're from bulgaria? Or is it called bulgarien?
Twinky2100: I'll tell you if I'm from bulgaria if you can answer me this: The maker does not need it, the buyer does not use it and the user uses it without knowing. What is it?
Frenger: I don't like riddles. Please, don't make me think.
Twinky2100: Well, since you're obviously below me on the food chain, I don't think I'll answer such personal questions. Let me do a study on your species instead.
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