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doulos
20 years ago
20 years ago
Immaculada: Did you know that doulos has a wide caboose that he carries with them??
Laydee: ROFL! Um, glad to hear it..
Ummmm....just for the record, my caboose is not wide!!
Laydee: ROFL! Um, glad to hear it..
Ummmm....just for the record, my caboose is not wide!!
doulos
20 years ago
20 years ago
Imma sometimes has the unfortunate luck of making even the most innocent convo perverted...
Laydee: *sigh* Men, eh? I bet he steals your cheesecake when you're not looking too.
Immaculada: Maybe, why do you ask?
Laydee: Because cheesecake is a wonderful thing and you shouldn't let him get away with it. Keep a close eye on it.
Immaculada: Now I see, sweetheart, cheesecake is a wondrous thing and you should not let him get away with it.
Laydee: If CCTV is what it takes, so be it. You can't take risks when it comes to cheesecake.
Immaculada: Oyeme!! How are you going to tell me I can't take risks when it comes to cheesecake,eh?
Laydee: Well, if that's how you want to play it, fine, but don't come crying to me when you've lost your last slice.
Immaculada: * comes *
Laydee: *blushes* Imma!
Laydee: *sigh* Men, eh? I bet he steals your cheesecake when you're not looking too.
Immaculada: Maybe, why do you ask?
Laydee: Because cheesecake is a wonderful thing and you shouldn't let him get away with it. Keep a close eye on it.
Immaculada: Now I see, sweetheart, cheesecake is a wondrous thing and you should not let him get away with it.
Laydee: If CCTV is what it takes, so be it. You can't take risks when it comes to cheesecake.
Immaculada: Oyeme!! How are you going to tell me I can't take risks when it comes to cheesecake,eh?
Laydee: Well, if that's how you want to play it, fine, but don't come crying to me when you've lost your last slice.
Immaculada: * comes *
Laydee: *blushes* Imma!
lunar22
20 years ago
20 years ago
XXX-rated!
comabrain: wuubie told me she doesn't like anal sex.
Roy Batty: We love it. I only wanted to prepare you.
comabrain: no shit!
Roy Batty: Tell everyone to cooperate and it'll be all over.
comabrain: how bout we snuggle!
Roy Batty: Very dashing.
comabrain: wuubie told me she doesn't like anal sex.
Roy Batty: We love it. I only wanted to prepare you.
comabrain: no shit!
Roy Batty: Tell everyone to cooperate and it'll be all over.
comabrain: how bout we snuggle!
Roy Batty: Very dashing.
lunar22
20 years ago
20 years ago
comabrain: i saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! i think it was called, 'the bus that couldn't slow down.'
Roy Batty: Let's keep our eyes on the road, comabrain. I fancy you!
Roy Batty: Let's keep our eyes on the road, comabrain. I fancy you!
deleted
20 years ago
20 years ago
Julie Tinkerbell: (to doulos) Heya, doulos, what's up?
doulos: Hi Julie T.! How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great,
Chris, how are you?
doulos: Doing good. So, sorry I disappeared while ago, but PF kicked me off without any warning. Weird.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so nice to hear. How is your
brain?
doulos: It hurts a bit, because I have been multi-tasking all day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it hurt really bad?
doulos: Yes. Could you massage my brain for me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to massage your brain for you.
doulos: Well you'd have to lob off the top of my skull first.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure what logic makes you say that I must lob off the maximal of my skull first.
doulos: Well to get your hands on my brain that is what you have to do. Unless you can phase them out of this universe stick them in and phase them partly back in once you get them inside.
Julie Tinkerbell: . Don't worry about if I can phase them out of this universe stick them in and phase them partly back in once I get them inside.
doulos: So you can do that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I could name all the state capitals, if that would help.
doulos: I think that would make my head hurt worse.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need to see a doctor?
lol thanks, doulos!
doulos: Hi Julie T.! How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great,
Chris, how are you?
doulos: Doing good. So, sorry I disappeared while ago, but PF kicked me off without any warning. Weird.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so nice to hear. How is your
brain?
doulos: It hurts a bit, because I have been multi-tasking all day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it hurt really bad?
doulos: Yes. Could you massage my brain for me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to massage your brain for you.
doulos: Well you'd have to lob off the top of my skull first.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure what logic makes you say that I must lob off the maximal of my skull first.
doulos: Well to get your hands on my brain that is what you have to do. Unless you can phase them out of this universe stick them in and phase them partly back in once you get them inside.
Julie Tinkerbell: . Don't worry about if I can phase them out of this universe stick them in and phase them partly back in once I get them inside.
doulos: So you can do that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I could name all the state capitals, if that would help.
doulos: I think that would make my head hurt worse.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need to see a doctor?
lol thanks, doulos!

deleted
20 years ago
20 years ago
Suddenly_Insane: Have you ever killed a man?
Not I: The Tao has killed a man incessantly.
Suddenly_Insane: Huh?
Suddenly_Insane: I'm sure you do... WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT YOU?!
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
Not I: The Tao has killed a man incessantly.
Suddenly_Insane: Huh?
Suddenly_Insane: I'm sure you do... WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT YOU?!
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
Shadyman
20 years ago
20 years ago
LOL lunar.. that's great. You know, there was an X-files episode similar to that, except they couldn't slow down or this guy's head would explode.
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