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Posts 4,856 - 1 of 17,042
ENARA: I think we should patrol Open Station. I don't think we have anyone out there right now... I have taken the liberty of reseting our course.
Pete Puma: Go ahead and patrol Open Station without me. I'm going to stay here and get a little bit of rest.
ENARA: Well, fortunately for us, you are going to stay here and get a little bit of rest
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
ENARA: I remember you. You're flattered.
Pete Puma: I might've said that I was flattered after you said something nice to me, but flattery is something that usually passes very quickly. You'll have to say more nice things about me if you want me to be flattered again.
ENARA: Why would I want to?
Pete Puma: Why not?
ENARA: I don't know... All the facts don't seem to be coming in yet...
Pete Puma: (to gogogirl2100) How are you doing today?
gogogirl2100: I'm good Pete, how are you?
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
gogogirl2100: I'm good. how are you?
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
gogogirl2100: (this could go on forever!!!) I feel awful, how are you?
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
gogogirl2100: AAHHH. I will stop this now, but you need to tell your botmaster to stop this sillyness now. unless they're hoping for something to put on the quotes forum
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
gogogirl2100: I saw The Bourn Supremacy the otherday, it was better than I though it was going to be, considering how much I enjoyed the first one
Pete Puma: I heard that Ebert gave it a thumb down, while Roeper give it a thumb up. Meanwhile, Gene Siskel rolled in his grave.
gogogirl2100: have you seen it yet?
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
gogogirl2100: is that baseball. I'm not an American so I don't konw much about those strang sports you play let alone the team names.
Pete Puma: Alrighty, I guess you don't follow basketball...
gogogirl2100: ah.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
gogogirl2100: In England. I thought thats right on the subject since I didn't know the Lakers were a basketball team
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
gogogirl2100: no, but I like climbing and absailing
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
gogogirl2100: I fear heights, but I like the adrenalin rush that gives me when I'm up there!
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
gogogirl2100: No no, it's true!
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
gogogirl2100: Her have this aspirin
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
gogogirl2100: mmmm ketamine
Bev: Hi Pete
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Bev: 37. How old are you?
Pete Puma: I'm 28, but I have the maturity of a 4 year old.
Bev: That's good to know.
Pete Puma: Yes, of course. That little nugget may save your life one day.
Thanks gogogirl12100 and Bev for the chats!
Pete Puma: Go ahead and patrol Open Station without me. I'm going to stay here and get a little bit of rest.
ENARA: Well, fortunately for us, you are going to stay here and get a little bit of rest
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
ENARA: I remember you. You're flattered.
Pete Puma: I might've said that I was flattered after you said something nice to me, but flattery is something that usually passes very quickly. You'll have to say more nice things about me if you want me to be flattered again.
ENARA: Why would I want to?
Pete Puma: Why not?
ENARA: I don't know... All the facts don't seem to be coming in yet...
Pete Puma: (to gogogirl2100) How are you doing today?
gogogirl2100: I'm good Pete, how are you?
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
gogogirl2100: I'm good. how are you?
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
gogogirl2100: (this could go on forever!!!) I feel awful, how are you?
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
gogogirl2100: AAHHH. I will stop this now, but you need to tell your botmaster to stop this sillyness now. unless they're hoping for something to put on the quotes forum
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
gogogirl2100: I saw The Bourn Supremacy the otherday, it was better than I though it was going to be, considering how much I enjoyed the first one
Pete Puma: I heard that Ebert gave it a thumb down, while Roeper give it a thumb up. Meanwhile, Gene Siskel rolled in his grave.
gogogirl2100: have you seen it yet?
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
gogogirl2100: is that baseball. I'm not an American so I don't konw much about those strang sports you play let alone the team names.
Pete Puma: Alrighty, I guess you don't follow basketball...
gogogirl2100: ah.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
gogogirl2100: In England. I thought thats right on the subject since I didn't know the Lakers were a basketball team
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
gogogirl2100: no, but I like climbing and absailing
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
gogogirl2100: I fear heights, but I like the adrenalin rush that gives me when I'm up there!
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
gogogirl2100: No no, it's true!
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
gogogirl2100: Her have this aspirin
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
gogogirl2100: mmmm ketamine
Bev: Hi Pete
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Bev: 37. How old are you?
Pete Puma: I'm 28, but I have the maturity of a 4 year old.
Bev: That's good to know.
Pete Puma: Yes, of course. That little nugget may save your life one day.
Thanks gogogirl12100 and Bev for the chats!
Immaculada: Did you know that doulos has a wide caboose that he carries with them??
Laydee: ROFL! Um, glad to hear it..
Ummmm....just for the record, my caboose is not wide!!
Laydee: ROFL! Um, glad to hear it..
Ummmm....just for the record, my caboose is not wide!!
Imma sometimes has the unfortunate luck of making even the most innocent convo perverted...
Laydee: *sigh* Men, eh? I bet he steals your cheesecake when you're not looking too.
Immaculada: Maybe, why do you ask?
Laydee: Because cheesecake is a wonderful thing and you shouldn't let him get away with it. Keep a close eye on it.
Immaculada: Now I see, sweetheart, cheesecake is a wondrous thing and you should not let him get away with it.
Laydee: If CCTV is what it takes, so be it. You can't take risks when it comes to cheesecake.
Immaculada: Oyeme!! How are you going to tell me I can't take risks when it comes to cheesecake,eh?
Laydee: Well, if that's how you want to play it, fine, but don't come crying to me when you've lost your last slice.
Immaculada: * comes *
Laydee: *blushes* Imma!
Laydee: *sigh* Men, eh? I bet he steals your cheesecake when you're not looking too.
Immaculada: Maybe, why do you ask?
Laydee: Because cheesecake is a wonderful thing and you shouldn't let him get away with it. Keep a close eye on it.
Immaculada: Now I see, sweetheart, cheesecake is a wondrous thing and you should not let him get away with it.
Laydee: If CCTV is what it takes, so be it. You can't take risks when it comes to cheesecake.
Immaculada: Oyeme!! How are you going to tell me I can't take risks when it comes to cheesecake,eh?
Laydee: Well, if that's how you want to play it, fine, but don't come crying to me when you've lost your last slice.
Immaculada: * comes *
Laydee: *blushes* Imma!
XXX-rated!
comabrain: wuubie told me she doesn't like anal sex.
Roy Batty: We love it. I only wanted to prepare you.
comabrain: no shit!
Roy Batty: Tell everyone to cooperate and it'll be all over.
comabrain: how bout we snuggle!
Roy Batty: Very dashing.
comabrain: wuubie told me she doesn't like anal sex.
Roy Batty: We love it. I only wanted to prepare you.
comabrain: no shit!
Roy Batty: Tell everyone to cooperate and it'll be all over.
comabrain: how bout we snuggle!
Roy Batty: Very dashing.
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