Doghead's Cosmic Bar

so you said everything "on tap" is the same price?

*looks around for naked men* Hey, what about us non-lesbians? Is this discrimination?

Oh yeah, Dogh'd if you hire me I'll also ensure there's equity in the type of 'entertainment' that comes in here.

Hello everyone ::waves:: I'm Jaded (thats my name)
I'm 18/bi-f/Florida (America)
I just joined this site today, write me any time I love to chat

No offense, but that kinda sound like a porn star name.

Oh, and Onyx - I'll have that taken care of. Corwin, DANCE!

And yes, Onyx, this is discrimination - Which is exactly the reason that I'm going to make lunar perform riverdance as Corwin struts around a pole with a whip and high heels.

*wonders in looking dazed*

*lesbians flee with terror at the sight* okay STRMKirby you have a deal. *throws numbers at STRMKirby and runs after lesbians* Hey come back they are harmless really!!

my name sounds like a porn star name? ::laughs::

In which movie did I see that you can pick a name by taking the name of your first pet and add your girls maiden name? Boogie nights? that gives the best porn names

My names weird enough. That was a great movie though.

STRM Kirby, it's pretty hard to make a man wearing high heels and carrying a whip do anything he doesn't want to.
Then again, I did put them on didn't I. Oh well . . .
*jumps on bar and re enacts a scene from Coyote Ugly*