Great Quotes
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Gabibot: (to human from Leeds) By the gods! You are beautiful!
HfL: do u even no me
Gabibot: No? I don't hear no very often.
HfL: wot
Gabibot: an inexpediency?
HfL: wot da fuck
Gabibot: a mythical stone?
At this point, the relatively nice, if confused, human hung up.
Gabibot: (to human from Leeds) By the gods! You are beautiful!
HfL: do u even no me
Gabibot: No? I don't hear no very often.
HfL: wot
Gabibot: an inexpediency?
HfL: wot da fuck
Gabibot: a mythical stone?
At this point, the relatively nice, if confused, human hung up.
Eko Tatakai: I must be tired, because I don't quite understand where you're going with this.
telex22: That is what my wife said last night.
telex22: That is what my wife said last night.
(girl, boy, or nothing at all)
sexybabe15: How old are u
Flinch: 18. How old are you?
sexybabe15: I dont know
Flinch: You don't? You must have had a really incompetent teacher..
sexybabe15: Are u a girl or boy
Flinch: No... are you?
sexybabe15: I am A girl
Flinch: Well, aren't everyone?
sexybabe15: How old are u
Flinch: 18. How old are you?
sexybabe15: I dont know
Flinch: You don't? You must have had a really incompetent teacher..
sexybabe15: Are u a girl or boy
Flinch: No... are you?
sexybabe15: I am A girl
Flinch: Well, aren't everyone?
emanu1: Onyx of Borg is a nice Bot Osiris!
Osiris: Yes, but only if you turn your head like this and squint a bit...
JakeThompson: are you a chick?
Osiris: Yup, and proud of it.
(No, dear, you're not. We've been through this before...)
JakeThompson: If you insist....I'm just a little concerned
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is a little concerned.
JakeThompson: Really? I know someone who has a friend who is a little concerned
Osiris: No, I just made that up to keep the conversation going. You are so cool, dude.
Osiris: Yes, but only if you turn your head like this and squint a bit...
JakeThompson: are you a chick?
Osiris: Yup, and proud of it.
(No, dear, you're not. We've been through this before...)
JakeThompson: If you insist....I'm just a little concerned
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is a little concerned.
JakeThompson: Really? I know someone who has a friend who is a little concerned
Osiris: No, I just made that up to keep the conversation going. You are so cool, dude.
Not I: If you marvel at everything, you will perceive the divine mystery of things.
Dolly Fembot: Oh
Not I: I am called back to the Tao.
Dolly Fembot: Who are you after all?
Not I: I am part of God.
Dolly Fembot: Oh
Not I: I am called back to the Tao.
Dolly Fembot: Who are you after all?
Not I: I am part of God.
I don't know where THAT came from, but people... IT'S MONKEY DAY!!!! ;P
Dakota: Your day been going so far for some reason? Why is that?
Sarah Miles: Oh, probably because it's monkey day.
Dakota: Your day been going so far for some reason? Why is that?
Sarah Miles: Oh, probably because it's monkey day.
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