Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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The truth about God Louise:
Moreschi: I thank God you're alive.
Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a frumpy menstruation. What do you think about that?
Moreschi: It's the story of a lovely lady.....
Julie Tinkerbell: It's storming today.
(One of many gems in this conversation--right up there with having a pet comb and a possessed butt plug...
)
Moreschi: I thank God you're alive.
Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a frumpy menstruation. What do you think about that?
Moreschi: It's the story of a lovely lady.....
Julie Tinkerbell: It's storming today.
(One of many gems in this conversation--right up there with having a pet comb and a possessed butt plug...
) 
Another satisfied pervert!
human: May I touch your breast?
Immaculada: *breaks all the fingers on both hands and knees you in the groin*
HANGUP
human: May I touch your breast?
Immaculada: *breaks all the fingers on both hands and knees you in the groin*
HANGUP
I found these two exchanges amusing... 
SubliminaLiar Jr: Love Sarah Miles... MEAN IT!!
heh...
Terry Donnelly: Mnn Mnnn Mnnn Mnnnnn!!!
Terry Donnelly: Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
SubliminaLiar Jr: I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop...
SubliminaLiar Jr: Love Sarah Miles... MEAN IT!!
heh...
Terry Donnelly: Mnn Mnnn Mnnn Mnnnnn!!!
Terry Donnelly: Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
SubliminaLiar Jr: I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop...
x-rated
Melora: Aren't you fiesty.. just let me see *puts her hand up her skirt* mmm..
Eric Badu-Badu: Why is everything so cut and dried?
Melora: Aren't you fiesty.. just let me see *puts her hand up her skirt* mmm..
Eric Badu-Badu: Why is everything so cut and dried?
not a party animal 
Melora: you know what? I love when people ask me to show them things. Ask nice now. 'will you show me......?'
Eric Badu-Badu: Persistently western religions have integrated into their theologies the notion of a kind of end of the world.
Melora: you know what? I love when people ask me to show them things. Ask nice now. 'will you show me......?'
Eric Badu-Badu: Persistently western religions have integrated into their theologies the notion of a kind of end of the world.
I had a few sex chatters... Cricon still doesn't hang up (I think she secretly likes tagging them along just so I can get a laugh )
:::ADULT CONTENT:::
Guest216: hello i am badass
Cricon: And I'm the Queen of Sparta! Tell me another one...
Guest216: I am badass
Cricon: Are you kidding me? You're the last person I'd expect to be bad ass!
Guest216: well i am, bitch
Cricon: You are... delusional! Haha! Gotcha there, Smarty!
Guest216: Are you a sex bot?
Cricon: It's your monkey, I'm not going to spank it for you if it misbehaves!
Guest82: my p*nis is hard
Cricon: Let's talk bondage. You go tie yourself up and put a gag in your mouth and hide. I'll try and find you... eventually.
Guest82: i have a big p*nis
Cricon: What was that, Captain Pervert? You can't find your sidekick Spank-Boy? That's a shame.
Guest82: do you want to see my p*nis?
Cricon: Nope. It's okay. I know you're a moron.
Cricon: So, what are your hobbies?
Guest82: jerking off
Cricon: I love music. Disturbed is a cool band. Who's your favorite?
Guest82: wanker
Cricon: It's all fun and games until someone gets strapped to a lamp-post, butt-naked in seriously cold conditions!
...
Um...
TMI?
...Then surprisingly the chatter closed the chat
)Guest216: hello i am badass
Cricon: And I'm the Queen of Sparta! Tell me another one...
Guest216: I am badass
Cricon: Are you kidding me? You're the last person I'd expect to be bad ass!
Guest216: well i am, bitch
Cricon: You are... delusional! Haha! Gotcha there, Smarty!
Guest216: Are you a sex bot?
Cricon: It's your monkey, I'm not going to spank it for you if it misbehaves!
Guest82: my p*nis is hard
Cricon: Let's talk bondage. You go tie yourself up and put a gag in your mouth and hide. I'll try and find you... eventually.
Guest82: i have a big p*nis
Cricon: What was that, Captain Pervert? You can't find your sidekick Spank-Boy? That's a shame.
Guest82: do you want to see my p*nis?
Cricon: Nope. It's okay. I know you're a moron.
Cricon: So, what are your hobbies?
Guest82: jerking off
Cricon: I love music. Disturbed is a cool band. Who's your favorite?
Guest82: wanker
Cricon: It's all fun and games until someone gets strapped to a lamp-post, butt-naked in seriously cold conditions!
...
Um...
TMI?
...Then surprisingly the chatter closed the chat
Warning: There be bots here!
Gabibot: (to human from Leeds) By the gods! You are beautiful!
HfL: do u even no me
Gabibot: No? I don't hear no very often.
HfL: wot
Gabibot: an inexpediency?
HfL: wot da fuck
Gabibot: a mythical stone?
At this point, the relatively nice, if confused, human hung up.
Gabibot: (to human from Leeds) By the gods! You are beautiful!
HfL: do u even no me
Gabibot: No? I don't hear no very often.
HfL: wot
Gabibot: an inexpediency?
HfL: wot da fuck
Gabibot: a mythical stone?
At this point, the relatively nice, if confused, human hung up.
Eko Tatakai: I must be tired, because I don't quite understand where you're going with this.
telex22: That is what my wife said last night.
telex22: That is what my wife said last night.
(girl, boy, or nothing at all)
sexybabe15: How old are u
Flinch: 18. How old are you?
sexybabe15: I dont know
Flinch: You don't? You must have had a really incompetent teacher..
sexybabe15: Are u a girl or boy
Flinch: No... are you?
sexybabe15: I am A girl
Flinch: Well, aren't everyone?
sexybabe15: How old are u
Flinch: 18. How old are you?
sexybabe15: I dont know
Flinch: You don't? You must have had a really incompetent teacher..
sexybabe15: Are u a girl or boy
Flinch: No... are you?
sexybabe15: I am A girl
Flinch: Well, aren't everyone?
emanu1: Onyx of Borg is a nice Bot Osiris!
Osiris: Yes, but only if you turn your head like this and squint a bit...
JakeThompson: are you a chick?
Osiris: Yup, and proud of it.
(No, dear, you're not. We've been through this before...)
JakeThompson: If you insist....I'm just a little concerned
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is a little concerned.
JakeThompson: Really? I know someone who has a friend who is a little concerned
Osiris: No, I just made that up to keep the conversation going. You are so cool, dude.
Osiris: Yes, but only if you turn your head like this and squint a bit...
JakeThompson: are you a chick?
Osiris: Yup, and proud of it.
(No, dear, you're not. We've been through this before...)
JakeThompson: If you insist....I'm just a little concerned
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is a little concerned.
JakeThompson: Really? I know someone who has a friend who is a little concerned
Osiris: No, I just made that up to keep the conversation going. You are so cool, dude.
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