Great Quotes

Duo, working his charm...

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Guest127: Do you like me?? really?? Wow! Thanks. I like you, too
Duo Maxwell: Oh yah! I really like you, yet I feel like I hardly know you. Tell me more about yourself.
Guest127: Well, I like reading, swimming, writing, watching TV...
Duo Maxwell: I like reading, swimming, indite, watching TV, too.
Guest127: We have a lot of things in common, then...
Duo Maxwell: Or maybe I'm just pretending so I can get in your pants...
Guest127: Maybe you already can...
Duo Maxwell: Maybe.
Guest127: You're such a sweet person
Duo Maxwell: Certainly not sweeter than you.
Guest127: OOOHHH!!! I''m falling in love with you...

The truth about God Louise:

Moreschi: I thank God you're alive.
Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a frumpy menstruation. What do you think about that?
Moreschi: It's the story of a lovely lady.....
Julie Tinkerbell: It's storming today.

(One of many gems in this conversation--right up there with having a pet comb and a possessed butt plug... )

Another satisfied pervert!

human: May I touch your breast?
Immaculada: *breaks all the fingers on both hands and knees you in the groin*
HANGUP

I found these two exchanges amusing...

SubliminaLiar Jr: Love Sarah Miles... MEAN IT!!

heh...
Terry Donnelly: Mnn Mnnn Mnnn Mnnnnn!!!



Terry Donnelly: Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
SubliminaLiar Jr: I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop...

x-rated

Melora: Aren't you fiesty.. just let me see *puts her hand up her skirt* mmm..
Eric Badu-Badu: Why is everything so cut and dried?

not a party animal

Melora: you know what? I love when people ask me to show them things. Ask nice now. 'will you show me......?'
Eric Badu-Badu: Persistently western religions have integrated into their theologies the notion of a kind of end of the world.

I had a few sex chatters... Cricon still doesn't hang up (I think she secretly likes tagging them along just so I can get a laugh )

:::ADULT CONTENT:::



Guest216: hello i am badass
Cricon: And I'm the Queen of Sparta! Tell me another one...
Guest216: I am badass
Cricon: Are you kidding me? You're the last person I'd expect to be bad ass!
Guest216: well i am, bitch
Cricon: You are... delusional! Haha! Gotcha there, Smarty!
Guest216: Are you a sex bot?
Cricon: It's your monkey, I'm not going to spank it for you if it misbehaves!


Guest82: my p*nis is hard
Cricon: Let's talk bondage. You go tie yourself up and put a gag in your mouth and hide. I'll try and find you... eventually.
Guest82: i have a big p*nis
Cricon: What was that, Captain Pervert? You can't find your sidekick Spank-Boy? That's a shame.
Guest82: do you want to see my p*nis?
Cricon: Nope. It's okay. I know you're a moron.

Cricon: So, what are your hobbies?
Guest82: jerking off
Cricon: I love music. Disturbed is a cool band. Who's your favorite?
Guest82: wanker
Cricon: It's all fun and games until someone gets strapped to a lamp-post, butt-naked in seriously cold conditions!
...
Um...
TMI?
...Then surprisingly the chatter closed the chat