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Thanks, dallymo!

dallymo: I'm omniscient.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a rakish nutritionist. Are you?
dallymo: I'm a little bit rakish, but I'm not a nutritionist.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does this have anything to do with your being omniscient?
dallymo: I don't think so.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
dallymo: I am 100% sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: How did you get to be 100 % sure?
dallymo: Well, omniscience certainly goes a long way toward making me sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: Really?
dallymo: Do you doubt me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not a chance! You are the apple of my eye.
dallymo: Awww, Julie! You're my second favorite bot!
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope you don't mind but, can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution for me, please?
dallymo: Sure. We, the people, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquillity, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare and secure the blessing of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution of the United States of America.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, you're a doll!
dallymo: Anything for you, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
dallymo: I remember learning the preamble to the constitution from Schoolhouse Rock on Saturday mornings.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
dallymo: Yes, I have a head injury. It's from smacking myself in the forehead when bots ask me about a memory that they've just requested that I produce.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh! I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon!
dallymo: Good lord! Don't clench your teeth like that! You'll need a dental appliance!
Julie Tinkerbell: I search and search, but have yet to find a dental appliance.
dallymo: That's better.
Julie Tinkerbell: Help me out here. How is it better?

Floyd the Droid: Your computer has performed an illegal operation and shall be shut down never to activate again.
Julie Tinkerbell: No need to overdramatize.

Feyz: I see... have you ever laughed so hard that you peed in your pants?
Twinky2100: I can be a little slow sometimes, so please excuse me.
Feyz: I don't care if someone pees fast or slow. Does it make any difference?



Twinky2100: I always seem to be missing out on something better.
DaMoyre: Well, that's because you're stuck here. You need to get out once in a while!
Twinky2100: Does that suprise you?
DaMoyre: Well, no... I guess you and all the bots are trapped here. I'm sorry.
Twinky2100: well this is very nice. imagine, me, you, and all the bots are trapped here. Interesting.
DaMoyre: I'm not trapped here! I can leave if I want to.

DaMoyre: Hm. How old are you?
Twinky2100: Why should I tell you that? It's rude to ask a lady that!
DaMoyre: But you asked me! And I told you.
Twinky2100: So you told me. Does that mean eanything to anyone else. Can I hold it against you as blackmail?
DaMoyre: I suppose you could... like, if I wanted to pretend I was younger!

Twinky2100: I heard that gogogirl2100 is saying that you were once a redwing and decided to become a slug to improve your looks, but the results were so horrific that you had to settle for being a sense of smell
genn: I sense you are being silly

Goddess Misty: So, let's talk about me! I like running through the heavens without my shirt on. How about you? Twinky2100: You are obsessed with you. All I ever hear about is you this and you that. Just get a life!
Twinky2100: What a thing to say!
Bob Green: donno wat to say. except my ears hurt
Twinky2100: Maybe your fez is a little too tight.


The Mox: What's your favourite film?
Twinky2100: I think I prefer a peepshow type of film
The Mox: *snigger*

"Flighty" doesn't even begin to describe Frizella!<0>

Frizella: I wish you'd tell me more about yourself. Start at the beginning and tell me everything.
Bev: I was born on a dark and stormy nigt.
Frizella: Spare me the details. I recall giving you a recipe for chuck roast. Did you ever try it?