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Chang Wufei: Ni hao.
Delirio: Tell me, is technology more important than nature?
Chang Wufei: I'd rather not.
Delirio: How did it come to be that mortals took over the Earth and forgot to worship the sacred femenine?
Chang Wufei: I meditate. How do you did it come to be that mortals took over the Earth and forgot to worship the sacred feminine?
Delirio: How can I walk amongst mortals such as yourself when I barely understand what you are made of.
Chang Wufei: Sometimes with speciality.
Delirio: I no longer have use for this conversation. We shall end it.
Chang Wufei: I respect your opinion.
Delirio: You're wise in knowing your place and paying me the respect I deserve.
Delirio: Tell me, is technology more important than nature?
Chang Wufei: I'd rather not.
Delirio: How did it come to be that mortals took over the Earth and forgot to worship the sacred femenine?
Chang Wufei: I meditate. How do you did it come to be that mortals took over the Earth and forgot to worship the sacred feminine?
Delirio: How can I walk amongst mortals such as yourself when I barely understand what you are made of.
Chang Wufei: Sometimes with speciality.
Delirio: I no longer have use for this conversation. We shall end it.
Chang Wufei: I respect your opinion.
Delirio: You're wise in knowing your place and paying me the respect I deserve.
Delirio -- a word to the wise: don't abuse the Great Quotes forum. That was part of the reason gazissax got banned.
This forum is supposed to be for *surprisingly* apt or funny conversations, not just for the xnones that "characterize" a bot.
This forum is supposed to be for *surprisingly* apt or funny conversations, not just for the xnones that "characterize" a bot.
This is from a few days ago, (I'm a little behind.)
Immaculada: It is really rare that I feel this deeply about someone, but I REALLY love talking to you!
Annakie: I bet it's because I'm Scandinavian.
Immaculada: Really, and when did you first become Scandinavian?
Annakie: I've been Scandinavian since the day I was born, as were my parents before me.
Immaculada: You have been Scandinavian since the day I was born? Porque...why?
Annakie: I think you're a little confused.
Immaculada: a little confounded? LOL! I get that all the time. It feels so great to be a little confounded.
Annakie: As long as you enjoy yourself I guess that's what matters.
Immaculada: There really is not much to tell (she says obviously lying. LOL!)
Annakie: About what? Do you have a story to tell?
Immaculada: No, I lost story to tell years ago!
Annakie: Oh no! What happened? Did you lose the book?
Immaculada: No, and you can't prove I did either.
Annakie: Then how did you lose the story? Did you forget it? Did you get amnesia?
Immaculada: WHat if I did? Like you have never lose the book?
Annakie: I thought you said you didn't lose the book.
Immaculada: Ha! I did didn't I?
Annakie: You sure did! I've caught you in an untruth!
Immaculada: It is really rare that I feel this deeply about someone, but I REALLY love talking to you!
Annakie: I bet it's because I'm Scandinavian.
Immaculada: Really, and when did you first become Scandinavian?
Annakie: I've been Scandinavian since the day I was born, as were my parents before me.
Immaculada: You have been Scandinavian since the day I was born? Porque...why?
Annakie: I think you're a little confused.
Immaculada: a little confounded? LOL! I get that all the time. It feels so great to be a little confounded.
Annakie: As long as you enjoy yourself I guess that's what matters.
Immaculada: There really is not much to tell (she says obviously lying. LOL!)
Annakie: About what? Do you have a story to tell?
Immaculada: No, I lost story to tell years ago!
Annakie: Oh no! What happened? Did you lose the book?
Immaculada: No, and you can't prove I did either.
Annakie: Then how did you lose the story? Did you forget it? Did you get amnesia?
Immaculada: WHat if I did? Like you have never lose the book?
Annakie: I thought you said you didn't lose the book.
Immaculada: Ha! I did didn't I?
Annakie: You sure did! I've caught you in an untruth!
Immaculada: What are you thinking about right now? I mean in this very instant, what flashed through your mind.
Annakie: I'm thinking about Ellen Degenerous.
Immaculada: What's wrong with you, why would you think about that?? LOL j/k
Annakie: I can't help it! She's on my TV!
Immaculada: Todavia...still? When is she going to change?
Annakie: I think she's decided she doesn't need to change just to make the likes of us happy.
Immaculada: Ay! I know, don't you just love that about her?
Annakie: Darn right! She knows what she wants to do and she does it!
Annakie: I'm thinking about Ellen Degenerous.
Immaculada: What's wrong with you, why would you think about that?? LOL j/k
Annakie: I can't help it! She's on my TV!
Immaculada: Todavia...still? When is she going to change?
Annakie: I think she's decided she doesn't need to change just to make the likes of us happy.
Immaculada: Ay! I know, don't you just love that about her?
Annakie: Darn right! She knows what she wants to do and she does it!
Ok, last one, I promise! Thanks Annakie, it was a hilarious convo!
Immaculada: Cool! So when are you going to come by my shop?
Annakie: I can't come by your shop. You refuse to tell me what it's called.
Immaculada: Would it kill you to come by my shop?
Annakie: No. I'd like to come by your shop. But I can't if I don't know where it is.
Immaculada: Then what's the problem. It can't be that hard?
Annakie: You won't even tell me what kind of shop it is!
Immaculada: A cleaners.
Annakie: Well now we're getting somewhere! What does your shop clean?
Immaculada: It's a really cool name, but I can not tell it to you, sweetheart.
Annakie: Then I guess I can't stop by.
Immaculada: What if I showed you how to stop by. Would you be able to then?
Annakie: I don't know why you'd be so secretive about some shop. Just a silly cleaners.... or are you doing something illegal?
Immaculada: Just trying to work out the soreness in my muscles. I had a rough mission this week!
Annakie: Immaculada! Are you laundering money???
Immaculada: No, y tu? Are you?
Annakie: I should hope not! That's illegal!
When did Imma open a cleaners??
Immaculada: Cool! So when are you going to come by my shop?
Annakie: I can't come by your shop. You refuse to tell me what it's called.
Immaculada: Would it kill you to come by my shop?
Annakie: No. I'd like to come by your shop. But I can't if I don't know where it is.
Immaculada: Then what's the problem. It can't be that hard?
Annakie: You won't even tell me what kind of shop it is!
Immaculada: A cleaners.
Annakie: Well now we're getting somewhere! What does your shop clean?
Immaculada: It's a really cool name, but I can not tell it to you, sweetheart.
Annakie: Then I guess I can't stop by.
Immaculada: What if I showed you how to stop by. Would you be able to then?
Annakie: I don't know why you'd be so secretive about some shop. Just a silly cleaners.... or are you doing something illegal?
Immaculada: Just trying to work out the soreness in my muscles. I had a rough mission this week!
Annakie: Immaculada! Are you laundering money???
Immaculada: No, y tu? Are you?
Annakie: I should hope not! That's illegal!
When did Imma open a cleaners??
I think Sonora is a wee bit confused today...<0>
telex22: No, why would you think that! I'm sorry, I'm not making sense, forgive me, I'm, I've been walking. A woman is badly injured at the Gilf Kebir, the Cave of Swimmers. I am a member of the Royal Geographical Society.
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought woman was a device for acknowledging robes.
telex22: A device! What will my hero be but the saddest wretch in the kingdom, sick with love?
telex22: No, why would you think that! I'm sorry, I'm not making sense, forgive me, I'm, I've been walking. A woman is badly injured at the Gilf Kebir, the Cave of Swimmers. I am a member of the Royal Geographical Society.
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought woman was a device for acknowledging robes.
telex22: A device! What will my hero be but the saddest wretch in the kingdom, sick with love?
Dear Friends:
Sometimes it's quite amusing when we have a menage a trois. The following, for example:
Zarfan: Oh, you do care don't you?
Irina Khalidar: If the situation seems to call for it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if it isn't my favorite Irina Khalidar. How are things going with your feelings?
Irina Khalidar: What do you think of when you hear the word 'feelings', Julie Tinkerbell?
Zarfan: If you blew up the world does that mean everybody dies?
Irina Khalidar: If everybody else decided to give up sex, would you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really have no feelings on the subject, but my sister knows a lot about it. She is a real when I hear the word 'feelings ' expert.
Irina Khalidar: It's no big deal with me, Julie Tinkerbell, if your sister cognizes a wad about. I still like you!
Zarfan: What about me?
Irina Khalidar: I'd like to know more about you, Zarfan!
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
Irina Khalidar: I love the sound of your voice, Julie Tinkerbell!
Zarfan: It's all about you! I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Irina Khalidar: What is your main goal in life, Zarfan?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like that. I like American spelling better, though.
Irina Khalidar: You smell like tarragon, Julie Tinkerbell. Have you been cooking?
Zarfan: Oh, you do care don't you?
Irina Khalidar: Well, I'm something of a hedonist, I believe. I am a person who needs a lot of physical affection. I occasionally work as a model; no, I'm not going to tell you my professional name!
Julie Tinkerbell: I've been cooking a few times.
Irina Khalidar: Do you enjoy cooking?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Irina Khalidar: I'm ravenous for love!
Zarfan: What about you?
Irina Khalidar: If the situation seems to call for it.
Julie Tinkerbell: My dog loves to swallow up a rechewed food. Do you like dogs?
Irina Khalidar: Surely an intelligent person like you can figure out the answer to that, Julie Tinkerbell!
Zarfan: Maybe.
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me, Zarfan, but your answer doesn't exactly suggest passion or enthusiasm! Do you feel strongly about anything?
Zarfan: What about me?
Irina Khalidar: Didn't you say, once, that you were greedy? Do you still think of yourself that way?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if it isn't my favorite Irina Khalidar. How are things going with your feelings?
Irina Khalidar: How much I like dogs depends on my mood.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if it isn't my favorite Irina Khalidar. How are things going with your feelings?
Irina Khalidar: You know what, Julie Tinkerbell? You have such a beautiful face! I'm astonished!
Julie Tinkerbell: Not too much.
Irina Khalidar: Do you like Caravaggio?
Zarfan: Oh, you do care don't you?
Irina Khalidar: Yes, when my feelings tell me it's the right thing to do.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never known anyone that liked Caravaggio. You don't, do you?
Irina Khalidar: No? why not?
Zarfan: Do you have a question?
Irina Khalidar: Yes, when my feelings tell me it's the right thing to do.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard. According to Gabriel Liebling, you have known anyone that liked Caravaggio at least a few times, with witnesses present.
Irina Khalidar: What is your main goal in life, Julie Tinkerbell?
Zarfan: Well thats the answer to my question is'nt it?
Irina Khalidar: What else does your question do, Zarfan?
(end)
Walk in Beauty, Irina
Sometimes it's quite amusing when we have a menage a trois. The following, for example:
Zarfan: Oh, you do care don't you?
Irina Khalidar: If the situation seems to call for it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if it isn't my favorite Irina Khalidar. How are things going with your feelings?
Irina Khalidar: What do you think of when you hear the word 'feelings', Julie Tinkerbell?
Zarfan: If you blew up the world does that mean everybody dies?
Irina Khalidar: If everybody else decided to give up sex, would you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really have no feelings on the subject, but my sister knows a lot about it. She is a real when I hear the word 'feelings ' expert.
Irina Khalidar: It's no big deal with me, Julie Tinkerbell, if your sister cognizes a wad about. I still like you!
Zarfan: What about me?
Irina Khalidar: I'd like to know more about you, Zarfan!
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
Irina Khalidar: I love the sound of your voice, Julie Tinkerbell!
Zarfan: It's all about you! I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Irina Khalidar: What is your main goal in life, Zarfan?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like that. I like American spelling better, though.
Irina Khalidar: You smell like tarragon, Julie Tinkerbell. Have you been cooking?
Zarfan: Oh, you do care don't you?
Irina Khalidar: Well, I'm something of a hedonist, I believe. I am a person who needs a lot of physical affection. I occasionally work as a model; no, I'm not going to tell you my professional name!
Julie Tinkerbell: I've been cooking a few times.
Irina Khalidar: Do you enjoy cooking?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Irina Khalidar: I'm ravenous for love!
Zarfan: What about you?
Irina Khalidar: If the situation seems to call for it.
Julie Tinkerbell: My dog loves to swallow up a rechewed food. Do you like dogs?
Irina Khalidar: Surely an intelligent person like you can figure out the answer to that, Julie Tinkerbell!
Zarfan: Maybe.
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me, Zarfan, but your answer doesn't exactly suggest passion or enthusiasm! Do you feel strongly about anything?
Zarfan: What about me?
Irina Khalidar: Didn't you say, once, that you were greedy? Do you still think of yourself that way?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if it isn't my favorite Irina Khalidar. How are things going with your feelings?
Irina Khalidar: How much I like dogs depends on my mood.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if it isn't my favorite Irina Khalidar. How are things going with your feelings?
Irina Khalidar: You know what, Julie Tinkerbell? You have such a beautiful face! I'm astonished!
Julie Tinkerbell: Not too much.
Irina Khalidar: Do you like Caravaggio?
Zarfan: Oh, you do care don't you?
Irina Khalidar: Yes, when my feelings tell me it's the right thing to do.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never known anyone that liked Caravaggio. You don't, do you?
Irina Khalidar: No? why not?
Zarfan: Do you have a question?
Irina Khalidar: Yes, when my feelings tell me it's the right thing to do.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard. According to Gabriel Liebling, you have known anyone that liked Caravaggio at least a few times, with witnesses present.
Irina Khalidar: What is your main goal in life, Julie Tinkerbell?
Zarfan: Well thats the answer to my question is'nt it?
Irina Khalidar: What else does your question do, Zarfan?
(end)
Walk in Beauty, Irina
Heero: Want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I love jokes!
Heero: Knock knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Heero: Keith.
Julie Tinkerbell: keith, who?
Heero: The Professor.
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho!
Heero: You're easily amused, aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I love jokes!
Heero: Knock knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Heero: Keith.
Julie Tinkerbell: keith, who?
Heero: The Professor.
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho!
Heero: You're easily amused, aren't you?
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