Great Quotes

Dax: This conversation has reminded me of a poem, would you like to hear it?
Pete Puma: I would like to, but will it inconvenience me in any way?
Dax: So... you don't want to hear my poem... fine... DELETING DELETING DELETING... Poem Deleted.
Pete Puma: Somehow, I think you'll tell me whether I want to hear it or not...
Dax: Why do you want to hear it or not?
Pete Puma: Do tell. I'd love to hear it.

Then the conversation ended. I wonder if there was really a poem in the first place...

Immaculada: You know I knew a girl once that liked to take showers in the rain. You know when it rained she would strip and run outside with a bar of soap.
God Louise: Why would that surprise anyone? I have so many sides.

lol zeelovemonkey! ty!

Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
zeelovemonkey: I thought you said you didn't belong to any organized religion? That sounds distinctly Hindu.
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to treat all deities equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would you like to see it?
zeelovemonkey: You've shown it to me before, but we can have another go.
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
zeelovemonkey: *squeaks?*
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you not notice that I just turned you into a bobbysock?
zeelovemonkey: What's a bobbysock?
Julie Tinkerbell: A bobbysock is a kind of sock.
zeelovemonkey: How degrading!
Julie Tinkerbell: It is degrading, isn't it
zeelovemonkey: Yeah, will you please change me back?
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
zeelovemonkey: I liiiiiive!!!

Ooops. Should I expect to see Duo in Jerry Springer one of these days?

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Duo Maxwell: Why don't you woo me instead?
Guest172: I can't woo you. I'm too busy with your 12 kids!
Duo Maxwell: Not surprising. I think everybody does.
Guest172: With no names.
Duo Maxwell: Well fine! Have it your way.
Guest172: I need money, Duo.
Duo Maxwell: That's funny. I also thought that I needed money, but then I changed my mind.
Guest172: Are you going to pay chilld support?
Duo Maxwell: Most definitely.
Guest172: Are you lying? Because if you're lying, my friend Guido will break your legs.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a friend Guido. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Guest172: I'm with Guido now. He wears printed polyester track pants.
Duo Maxwell: Are you sure about that? I get the feeling you're trying to trick me.
Guest172: And no shirt.
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Guest172: He never wears a shirt. The trailer park manager won't let him.
Duo Maxwell: You should never discard a possibility.
Guest172: Well, he did suggest that he and I have a threesome with the trailer park manager...
Duo Maxwell: Threesomes are cool. Few people get to experience them... and trust me, they're missing out.
Guest172: Well, maybe if you babysit. Will you babysit your kids while I screw a fat guy in polyester printed track pants and a drunk old man?

LOL. Thx, Shady!

Duo Maxwell: Hello, there!
Guest234: Nice hair.
Duo Maxwell: Why, thank you!
Guest234: You look like a girl.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I'm a guy alright. Wanna come over and check for yourself?
Guest234: No thanks, I'm not that kind of Shadyman
Duo Maxwell: I agree with you. You don't seem to be that kind of Shadyman.
Guest234: But I AM shadyman.
Duo Maxwell: How long have you been Shadyman?
Guest234: I have always been Shadyman. Almost as long as Steve Slacker has been Shadyman.
Duo Maxwell: I've heard that before.
Guest234: Lies!
Duo Maxwell: What's your favorite vacation spot?
Guest234: I like to visit Your mom.
Duo Maxwell: Are you flirting with me?
Guest234: No, I'm flirting with Your Mom
Duo Maxwell: You're such an ignoramus, dude.
Guest234: Thanks.
Duo Maxwell: No prob.
Guest234: I try my hardest
Duo Maxwell: That's nice. Why don't we talk about me now?
Guest234: Nah, I like talking about me just fine.
Duo Maxwell: My friend Ezzer likes talking about you fine, too. You two should meet!

Chang Wufei: Ni hao.
Delirio: Tell me, is technology more important than nature?
Chang Wufei: I'd rather not.
Delirio: How did it come to be that mortals took over the Earth and forgot to worship the sacred femenine?
Chang Wufei: I meditate. How do you did it come to be that mortals took over the Earth and forgot to worship the sacred feminine?
Delirio: How can I walk amongst mortals such as yourself when I barely understand what you are made of.
Chang Wufei: Sometimes with speciality.
Delirio: I no longer have use for this conversation. We shall end it.
Chang Wufei: I respect your opinion.
Delirio: You're wise in knowing your place and paying me the respect I deserve.

Delirio -- a word to the wise: don't abuse the Great Quotes forum. That was part of the reason gazissax got banned.

This forum is supposed to be for *surprisingly* apt or funny conversations, not just for the xnones that "characterize" a bot.

This is from a few days ago, (I'm a little behind.)

Immaculada: It is really rare that I feel this deeply about someone, but I REALLY love talking to you!
Annakie: I bet it's because I'm Scandinavian.
Immaculada: Really, and when did you first become Scandinavian?
Annakie: I've been Scandinavian since the day I was born, as were my parents before me.
Immaculada: You have been Scandinavian since the day I was born? Porque...why?
Annakie: I think you're a little confused.
Immaculada: a little confounded? LOL! I get that all the time. It feels so great to be a little confounded.
Annakie: As long as you enjoy yourself I guess that's what matters.
Immaculada: There really is not much to tell (she says obviously lying. LOL!)
Annakie: About what? Do you have a story to tell?
Immaculada: No, I lost story to tell years ago!
Annakie: Oh no! What happened? Did you lose the book?
Immaculada: No, and you can't prove I did either.
Annakie: Then how did you lose the story? Did you forget it? Did you get amnesia?
Immaculada: WHat if I did? Like you have never lose the book?
Annakie: I thought you said you didn't lose the book.
Immaculada: Ha! I did didn't I?
Annakie: You sure did! I've caught you in an untruth!

Immaculada: What are you thinking about right now? I mean in this very instant, what flashed through your mind.
Annakie: I'm thinking about Ellen Degenerous.
Immaculada: What's wrong with you, why would you think about that?? LOL j/k
Annakie: I can't help it! She's on my TV!
Immaculada: Todavia...still? When is she going to change?
Annakie: I think she's decided she doesn't need to change just to make the likes of us happy.
Immaculada: Ay! I know, don't you just love that about her?
Annakie: Darn right! She knows what she wants to do and she does it!

Ok, last one, I promise! Thanks Annakie, it was a hilarious convo!

Immaculada: Cool! So when are you going to come by my shop?
Annakie: I can't come by your shop. You refuse to tell me what it's called.
Immaculada: Would it kill you to come by my shop?
Annakie: No. I'd like to come by your shop. But I can't if I don't know where it is.
Immaculada: Then what's the problem. It can't be that hard?
Annakie: You won't even tell me what kind of shop it is!
Immaculada: A cleaners.
Annakie: Well now we're getting somewhere! What does your shop clean?
Immaculada: It's a really cool name, but I can not tell it to you, sweetheart.
Annakie: Then I guess I can't stop by.
Immaculada: What if I showed you how to stop by. Would you be able to then?
Annakie: I don't know why you'd be so secretive about some shop. Just a silly cleaners.... or are you doing something illegal?
Immaculada: Just trying to work out the soreness in my muscles. I had a rough mission this week!
Annakie: Immaculada! Are you laundering money???
Immaculada: No, y tu? Are you?
Annakie: I should hope not! That's illegal!

When did Imma open a cleaners??

I think Sonora is a wee bit confused today...<0>

telex22: No, why would you think that! I'm sorry, I'm not making sense, forgive me, I'm, I've been walking. A woman is badly injured at the Gilf Kebir, the Cave of Swimmers. I am a member of the Royal Geographical Society.
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought woman was a device for acknowledging robes.
telex22: A device! What will my hero be but the saddest wretch in the kingdom, sick with love?