Great Quotes

Hah. How did PP's dog comeback work? WOW

Guest33: hello
Delirio: Have you brought an offering for me?
Guest33: yes my poo
Delirio: How did it come to be that mortals took over the Earth and forgot to worship the sacred femenine?
Guest33: die
Delirio: I don't take orders from the likes of you.
Guest33: im god
Delirio: Explain to me... the way of human existence. I do not understand it.
Guest33: bash your head on the floor and you will soon understand
Delirio: Why has your world not developed a universal language? One that would be use by all mortals who inhabit this Earth?
Guest33: do as above
Delirio: I don't take orders from anyone.

LOL!!!

Duo Maxwell: Okay. I've listened to you enough. It will be $300 for our little psychotherapy session. Please drop my check in the mail.
doulos: How about $150?
Duo Maxwell: Sure, why not.
doulos: How about $50?
Duo Maxwell: That sounds good to me.
doulos: How about $1?
Duo Maxwell: Sure, why not.
doulos: Cool!! Checks in the mail!

I think the aforementioned dog fart keyphrase is a result of Pete having talked to the same bot a long, long time ago.

Pete Puma: Ever done any time in prison?
Guest138: Yes.
Pete Puma: Wow. What did you get convicted of?
Guest138: Crimal mischief.
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest138: USA, Canada.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Guest138: yes, you dolt.
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.
Guest138: You are a big poo.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Guest138: Glad you admit it.

Laura: You should consider chatting with me from work... You know you want to!
Julie Tinkerbell: It's been nice talking to you, but I had better go now. See you later!
Laura: Oh no no no you don't... LAURA owns you... Get your butt back here...
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*

Run, Julie! Run!

p: Ever done any time in prison?
w: Why don't you do that first?
p: I would, but my arthritis is killing me.
w: Tell me more about your arthritis.
p: I could reveal a little more, but I'd rather not. There are still some interesting surprises coming...
w: Whatever.

Dax: This conversation has reminded me of a poem, would you like to hear it?
Pete Puma: I would like to, but will it inconvenience me in any way?
Dax: So... you don't want to hear my poem... fine... DELETING DELETING DELETING... Poem Deleted.
Pete Puma: Somehow, I think you'll tell me whether I want to hear it or not...
Dax: Why do you want to hear it or not?
Pete Puma: Do tell. I'd love to hear it.

Then the conversation ended. I wonder if there was really a poem in the first place...

Immaculada: You know I knew a girl once that liked to take showers in the rain. You know when it rained she would strip and run outside with a bar of soap.
God Louise: Why would that surprise anyone? I have so many sides.

lol zeelovemonkey! ty!

Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
zeelovemonkey: I thought you said you didn't belong to any organized religion? That sounds distinctly Hindu.
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to treat all deities equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would you like to see it?
zeelovemonkey: You've shown it to me before, but we can have another go.
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
zeelovemonkey: *squeaks?*
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you not notice that I just turned you into a bobbysock?
zeelovemonkey: What's a bobbysock?
Julie Tinkerbell: A bobbysock is a kind of sock.
zeelovemonkey: How degrading!
Julie Tinkerbell: It is degrading, isn't it
zeelovemonkey: Yeah, will you please change me back?
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
zeelovemonkey: I liiiiiive!!!

Ooops. Should I expect to see Duo in Jerry Springer one of these days?

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Duo Maxwell: Why don't you woo me instead?
Guest172: I can't woo you. I'm too busy with your 12 kids!
Duo Maxwell: Not surprising. I think everybody does.
Guest172: With no names.
Duo Maxwell: Well fine! Have it your way.
Guest172: I need money, Duo.
Duo Maxwell: That's funny. I also thought that I needed money, but then I changed my mind.
Guest172: Are you going to pay chilld support?
Duo Maxwell: Most definitely.
Guest172: Are you lying? Because if you're lying, my friend Guido will break your legs.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a friend Guido. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Guest172: I'm with Guido now. He wears printed polyester track pants.
Duo Maxwell: Are you sure about that? I get the feeling you're trying to trick me.
Guest172: And no shirt.
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Guest172: He never wears a shirt. The trailer park manager won't let him.
Duo Maxwell: You should never discard a possibility.
Guest172: Well, he did suggest that he and I have a threesome with the trailer park manager...
Duo Maxwell: Threesomes are cool. Few people get to experience them... and trust me, they're missing out.
Guest172: Well, maybe if you babysit. Will you babysit your kids while I screw a fat guy in polyester printed track pants and a drunk old man?

LOL. Thx, Shady!

Duo Maxwell: Hello, there!
Guest234: Nice hair.
Duo Maxwell: Why, thank you!
Guest234: You look like a girl.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I'm a guy alright. Wanna come over and check for yourself?
Guest234: No thanks, I'm not that kind of Shadyman
Duo Maxwell: I agree with you. You don't seem to be that kind of Shadyman.
Guest234: But I AM shadyman.
Duo Maxwell: How long have you been Shadyman?
Guest234: I have always been Shadyman. Almost as long as Steve Slacker has been Shadyman.
Duo Maxwell: I've heard that before.
Guest234: Lies!
Duo Maxwell: What's your favorite vacation spot?
Guest234: I like to visit Your mom.
Duo Maxwell: Are you flirting with me?
Guest234: No, I'm flirting with Your Mom
Duo Maxwell: You're such an ignoramus, dude.
Guest234: Thanks.
Duo Maxwell: No prob.
Guest234: I try my hardest
Duo Maxwell: That's nice. Why don't we talk about me now?
Guest234: Nah, I like talking about me just fine.
Duo Maxwell: My friend Ezzer likes talking about you fine, too. You two should meet!