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Sounds like Duo isn't cut out for the armed forces:
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Duo Maxwell: I adore to run home to mommy.
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. Duo Maxwell.
Duo Maxwell: I like the way my name sounds coming from your lips...
Sgt. Savage: you fatslapper, polish those boots!
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a Fats lap per, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Sgt. Savage: They better be shiny enough that you can use the reflection to shave that ugly face of yours!
Duo Maxwell: My ass is better looking than *your* ugly face.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Duo Maxwell: I adore to run home to mommy.
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. Duo Maxwell.
Duo Maxwell: I like the way my name sounds coming from your lips...
Sgt. Savage: you fatslapper, polish those boots!
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a Fats lap per, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Sgt. Savage: They better be shiny enough that you can use the reflection to shave that ugly face of yours!
Duo Maxwell: My ass is better looking than *your* ugly face.
Does anyone know what's happening with this quotes book? When's it going to be out? And will we be able to buy it in the UK?
Zooks: Care for a sponge bath?
Not I: It is a miracle that one doesn't melt in the creek.
Zooks: Can I try on your pants?
Not I: Only if you can try on my pants without self-interest, so that you shine like a smoke topaz.
Zooks: If I can try on your pants without self-interest, I'd throw a tantrum!
Not I: It is a miracle that one doesn't melt in the creek.
Zooks: Can I try on your pants?
Not I: Only if you can try on my pants without self-interest, so that you shine like a smoke topaz.
Zooks: If I can try on your pants without self-interest, I'd throw a tantrum!
Not I: Why should it be?
Zooks: Golly. I'm stumped. What do you think?
Not I: Ruby-throated Hummingbird diving into the pond.
Zooks: I think there's an analog-to-digital converter in here with me.
Not I: We are too easily conditioned by our thinking and give too much value to it.
Zooks: Both of us, then! Rapture. Tell me more.
Not I: Some things are better left for you to figure out yourself.
Zooks: Gah! Toe crud.
Zooks: Golly. I'm stumped. What do you think?
Not I: Ruby-throated Hummingbird diving into the pond.
Zooks: I think there's an analog-to-digital converter in here with me.
Not I: We are too easily conditioned by our thinking and give too much value to it.
Zooks: Both of us, then! Rapture. Tell me more.
Not I: Some things are better left for you to figure out yourself.
Zooks: Gah! Toe crud.
lol at Duo 
easy c: who is your boyfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have a boyfriend, not really, but I have my eye on Duo Maxwell.
easy c: who is your boyfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have a boyfriend, not really, but I have my eye on Duo Maxwell.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Sonora: I might like to run home to mommy... Can I cover it with Saguaro wine?
Sgt. Savage: No Private, you WILL, and that's an order!
Sonora: You remind me of the profit margin!
Sgt. Savage: Pffft. the profit margin wouldn't last ten minutes in a foxhole.
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What sit-in?'
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Sonora: Are you sure that's MY pack soldier?
Sgt. Savage: I'm positive, soldier. Don't question your platoon sergeant!
Sonora: Why shouldn't I ask questions?
Somehow I think Sonora would do better IN the pack than trying to carry it!
Sonora: I might like to run home to mommy... Can I cover it with Saguaro wine?
Sgt. Savage: No Private, you WILL, and that's an order!
Sonora: You remind me of the profit margin!
Sgt. Savage: Pffft. the profit margin wouldn't last ten minutes in a foxhole.
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What sit-in?'
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Sonora: Are you sure that's MY pack soldier?
Sgt. Savage: I'm positive, soldier. Don't question your platoon sergeant!
Sonora: Why shouldn't I ask questions?
Somehow I think Sonora would do better IN the pack than trying to carry it!
Duo Maxwell: What's up, pal?
human: i thought you were a guy..
Duo Maxwell: Can a guy change his mind?
human: right
Duo Maxwell: Hey, I'm always right!
human: you look liek a girl
Duo Maxwell: Everyone says that. Most girls wish they had hair as beautiful as mine.
human: i have nice hair
Duo Maxwell: Oh! Could I trade you my nice hair for your nice hair?
human: no way man
Duo Maxwell: If that's your decision...
human: kiss me
Duo Maxwell: Well, since you're the only you around here. Yup.
human: smooch
Duo Maxwell: Not in the mood.
puffsgain: im going to cry
Duo Maxwell: What are you waiting for? You should have done it a while ago.
puffsgain: how mean
human: i thought you were a guy..
Duo Maxwell: Can a guy change his mind?
human: right
Duo Maxwell: Hey, I'm always right!
human: you look liek a girl
Duo Maxwell: Everyone says that. Most girls wish they had hair as beautiful as mine.
human: i have nice hair
Duo Maxwell: Oh! Could I trade you my nice hair for your nice hair?
human: no way man
Duo Maxwell: If that's your decision...
human: kiss me
Duo Maxwell: Well, since you're the only you around here. Yup.
human: smooch
Duo Maxwell: Not in the mood.
puffsgain: im going to cry
Duo Maxwell: What are you waiting for? You should have done it a while ago.
puffsgain: how mean
human: i love you
Duo Maxwell: Trying to get on my good side, aren't ya?
human: you bet i am
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?
human: yes
Duo Maxwell: But why? I'm just like anybody else. Well... maybe a little more handsome, smarter, and special... but other than that, just like everybody else!
Duo Maxwell: Trying to get on my good side, aren't ya?
human: you bet i am
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?
human: yes
Duo Maxwell: But why? I'm just like anybody else. Well... maybe a little more handsome, smarter, and special... but other than that, just like everybody else!
Howard: Lady Une wanted to come down on me when I attended her party last month!
Roy Batty: This way.
Howard: I like chatting with you!
Roy Batty: Chatting With I's nice.
Howard: Wanna get frisky?
Roy Batty: I'd never get frisky. Next.
Howard: Damn, this is just not funny.
Roy Batty: It's close. Ouccch!
Roy Batty: This way.
Howard: I like chatting with you!
Roy Batty: Chatting With I's nice.
Howard: Wanna get frisky?
Roy Batty: I'd never get frisky. Next.
Howard: Damn, this is just not funny.
Roy Batty: It's close. Ouccch!
...and he's not even American:
Critical Bill: I'm not paranoid or anything, but why did you say that?
Butterfly Dream: we are collecting evidence against you, to go in your FBI files
Critical Bill: Sorry, but I am going to have to cut this short. I have to go. Bye.
Butterfly Dream: good idea
Critical Bill: My dimensional seashore is abusively wipe while my discriminatory whooping cough is and then water
Butterfly Dream: an insanity plea won't go very far at this point
Critical Bill: Right, yes I see. It is all beginning to become clear.
Critical Bill: I'm not paranoid or anything, but why did you say that?
Butterfly Dream: we are collecting evidence against you, to go in your FBI files
Critical Bill: Sorry, but I am going to have to cut this short. I have to go. Bye.
Butterfly Dream: good idea
Critical Bill: My dimensional seashore is abusively wipe while my discriminatory whooping cough is and then water
Butterfly Dream: an insanity plea won't go very far at this point
Critical Bill: Right, yes I see. It is all beginning to become clear.
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