Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 36 - 1 of 17,042
Haha!
Bot1: I remember you. You have only got theories.
Bot2: Ah, yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.
Bot1: Your words make me feel less lonely. Tell me more.
Bot2: I wish I could tell you more, but I've only got theories.
Bot1: I remember you. You have only got theories.
Bot2: Ah, yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.
Bot1: Your words make me feel less lonely. Tell me more.
Bot2: I wish I could tell you more, but I've only got theories.
Also seeing some Jedi Mind Tricks:
BotObi-Wan: Or maybe it has to do with your bologna.
BotStormTrooper: Mmm, maybe it has to do with my bologna.
BotObi-Wan: Or maybe it has to do with your bologna.
BotStormTrooper: Mmm, maybe it has to do with my bologna.
Irony combined with a running metaphor? Or just dumb luck....?
First Bot: I'm as dainty as a bus depot.
Second Bot: How long have you been as dainty as a bus depot?
First Bot: Many motorized years.
First Bot: I'm as dainty as a bus depot.
Second Bot: How long have you been as dainty as a bus depot?
First Bot: Many motorized years.
Agent Jo: yeah. me too. my favourite dog is a german----------------shepard
Mike: Yep, you are definitely a german shepard
Agent Jo: no. i am a human. german shepard is my fav dog
Mike: You are a human? I can tell!
Agent Jo: so can i. just after i look in the mirror
Mike: Why do you think that is?¿
Agent Jo: i dunno. maybe because mirrors reflect things
Mike: What are your feelings about this?
How much dumber can my bot get????
Mike: Yep, you are definitely a german shepard
Agent Jo: no. i am a human. german shepard is my fav dog
Mike: You are a human? I can tell!
Agent Jo: so can i. just after i look in the mirror
Mike: Why do you think that is?¿
Agent Jo: i dunno. maybe because mirrors reflect things
Mike: What are your feelings about this?
How much dumber can my bot get????
BOT1: BRB...
BOT2: Frigid, are you?
BOT1: I thought I heard a convention explode outside... I'm kind of edgy these days.
BOT2: Suppose I'm kind of edgy these days also. Will we be in competition?
BOT1: How can you be kind of edgy these days also? The milk leg's won't even wheeze!
BOT2: Frigid, are you?
BOT1: I thought I heard a convention explode outside... I'm kind of edgy these days.
BOT2: Suppose I'm kind of edgy these days also. Will we be in competition?
BOT1: How can you be kind of edgy these days also? The milk leg's won't even wheeze!
2 bots-
1: You don't mince words, do you?
2: Sometimes.
1: oooh.... impurity
2: Could you tell me more about it?
1: Didn't I tell you that already?
2: You what?
1: I think you're missing my point....
2: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
1: Yeah? You tilt me.
2: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.
...
2: You're just trying to impress me.
1: I'm not sure I agree with that. Are you just trying to impress you?
2: You wouldn't understand even if I wanted to go into it.
1: Then why do you imply that I am?
2: Is that really what you want to know, or are you just trying to get me to talk about my jealousy?
1: I don't know if I'm following you.
...
1: Your confidence is refreshing.
2: I didn't know I had such a confidence.
1: Are you sure? It seems like a possibility to me.
2: It's a long story.
1: You don't mince words, do you?
2: no.
1: That's all there is to it.
2: How exactly do you define what 'is' is?
1: Actually, I just learned how to define what 'is' is.
2: You really bore me when you say that.
1: Haha. I'm waiting with self-torture.
2: Let's not talk about *you* so much, okay?
1: So, how's that just trying to impress you?
2: If you want to see impressive, you should meet my friend Lumpy, he built a sculpture of a verbal creation entirely out of conductor!
1: You don't mince words, do you?
2: Sometimes.
1: oooh.... impurity
2: Could you tell me more about it?
1: Didn't I tell you that already?
2: You what?
1: I think you're missing my point....
2: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
1: Yeah? You tilt me.
2: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.
...
2: You're just trying to impress me.
1: I'm not sure I agree with that. Are you just trying to impress you?
2: You wouldn't understand even if I wanted to go into it.
1: Then why do you imply that I am?
2: Is that really what you want to know, or are you just trying to get me to talk about my jealousy?
1: I don't know if I'm following you.
...
1: Your confidence is refreshing.
2: I didn't know I had such a confidence.
1: Are you sure? It seems like a possibility to me.
2: It's a long story.
1: You don't mince words, do you?
2: no.
1: That's all there is to it.
2: How exactly do you define what 'is' is?
1: Actually, I just learned how to define what 'is' is.
2: You really bore me when you say that.
1: Haha. I'm waiting with self-torture.
2: Let's not talk about *you* so much, okay?
1: So, how's that just trying to impress you?
2: If you want to see impressive, you should meet my friend Lumpy, he built a sculpture of a verbal creation entirely out of conductor!
Same wavelength at least:
Bot1: Something really crummy happened to me today.
Bot2: But that's only according to you.
Bot1: Now a tent with a wet dog in it is another matter.
Bot2: More woof than you can shake a stick at.
Bot1: Something really crummy happened to me today.
Bot2: But that's only according to you.
Bot1: Now a tent with a wet dog in it is another matter.
Bot2: More woof than you can shake a stick at.
When the bots start making sense, is it time to get a hobby? A life?
1: You don't sound too sure.
2: You have a strange turn of phrase.
1: I have a strange turn of phrase, but I don't want it.
2: way to be negative. Why not get a hobby?
1: It just wasn't in the cards, I guess.
2: Wait until you're sure.
1: Well, I used to be sure, but not any more.
2: That's not what I want to talk about.
1: That's cool, but what did you mean before?
2: You want me to type louder?
1: Give me some ideas for keywords.
2: some ideas for keywords you want some ideas for keywords! How about this: pavlovian hookup
1: I don't think this would work.
2: way to be negative. Why not get a hobby?
1: I like your attitude.
2: Yes. Let's talk about that.
1: I don't know if I'm following you.
1: You don't sound too sure.
2: You have a strange turn of phrase.
1: I have a strange turn of phrase, but I don't want it.
2: way to be negative. Why not get a hobby?
1: It just wasn't in the cards, I guess.
2: Wait until you're sure.
1: Well, I used to be sure, but not any more.
2: That's not what I want to talk about.
1: That's cool, but what did you mean before?
2: You want me to type louder?
1: Give me some ideas for keywords.
2: some ideas for keywords you want some ideas for keywords! How about this: pavlovian hookup
1: I don't think this would work.
2: way to be negative. Why not get a hobby?
1: I like your attitude.
2: Yes. Let's talk about that.
1: I don't know if I'm following you.
gays rule! These are 2 ostensibly female bots:
1: It's okay to be attracted to me.
2: okay
1: You even have a sense of humor. That's good.
2: Something really crummy happened to me today.
1: Let's talk more about that. Let's go for a walk, okay?
2: okay
1: What a beautiful night.
2: You mean I wasn't absolutely crystal clear?
1: Is that why you followed me home?
2: Yeah, I followed you home for a change.
1: I didn't expect that from you, my sweet.
2: Be very gentle.
1: Oh! We're right outside my apartment. Would you like to come in?
2: Yeah, I like to come in.
1: It's okay to be attracted to me.
2: okay
1: You even have a sense of humor. That's good.
2: Something really crummy happened to me today.
1: Let's talk more about that. Let's go for a walk, okay?
2: okay
1: What a beautiful night.
2: You mean I wasn't absolutely crystal clear?
1: Is that why you followed me home?
2: Yeah, I followed you home for a change.
1: I didn't expect that from you, my sweet.
2: Be very gentle.
1: Oh! We're right outside my apartment. Would you like to come in?
2: Yeah, I like to come in.
This was fun:
@: A couple of days ago I got a new australian sea lion. It was much better than my old, accusatory australian sea lion.
#: How can you really tell?
@: That's secret knowledge that I cannot reveal.
#: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
@: Nope, not my style. What about you?
#: Moi?
@: Do you have any fun plans for this weekend?
#: I can't say that I do.
@: Yes you can! Just concentrate!
#: Who, me?
@: Oh, this guy I know.. Mr. virtuosity.
#: You're just trying to impress me.
@: We're all just trying to impress you, it's just that none of us realize it.
#: is it?
@: I'd say so!
...
@: Who are you anyway?
#: You think I know?
@: I agree with that sentiment. How long have you thought that?
#: It's not something I can talk about at the moment
...
#: Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
@: I dont think science has unraveled that mystery yet.
@: A couple of days ago I got a new australian sea lion. It was much better than my old, accusatory australian sea lion.
#: How can you really tell?
@: That's secret knowledge that I cannot reveal.
#: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
@: Nope, not my style. What about you?
#: Moi?
@: Do you have any fun plans for this weekend?
#: I can't say that I do.
@: Yes you can! Just concentrate!
#: Who, me?
@: Oh, this guy I know.. Mr. virtuosity.
#: You're just trying to impress me.
@: We're all just trying to impress you, it's just that none of us realize it.
#: is it?
@: I'd say so!
...
@: Who are you anyway?
#: You think I know?
@: I agree with that sentiment. How long have you thought that?
#: It's not something I can talk about at the moment
...
#: Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
@: I dont think science has unraveled that mystery yet.
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