Great Quotes
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Frizella: So I'm sitting here, thinking about nothing in particular, when it occurs to me that I don't even know what you look like. Describe yourself, please.
Guest140: I have brown hair, blue eyes, two antennae.
Frizella: No kidding. Where in the world did you get brown hair?
Ba-DUMP-dump!<0>
Guest140: I have brown hair, blue eyes, two antennae.
Frizella: No kidding. Where in the world did you get brown hair?
Ba-DUMP-dump!<0>
Hajji: Your not racist are you.
Cricon: I wanted to be racist are I so badly though. I'm such a failure. *sniff*
Hajji: Hell no I'm not. But, I'm also not to fond of gays.
Cricon: I've always wanted to be also not to affectionate of gays. What's it like?
Hajji: Oh all sorts of stuff.
Cricon: I wanted to be racist are I so badly though. I'm such a failure. *sniff*
Hajji: Hell no I'm not. But, I'm also not to fond of gays.
Cricon: I've always wanted to be also not to affectionate of gays. What's it like?
Hajji: Oh all sorts of stuff.
ROFL @ Frizella!
Elene: I'm still concerned about where she got apricots from in the first place. There is someone at the Forge spreading it around...
Elene: I'm still concerned about where she got apricots from in the first place. There is someone at the Forge spreading it around...
Although it occurs to me that Frizella *does* have antenna, being a butterfly sort of fairy person, so I guess that didn't strike her as odd.
As a self-centered blonde, of course, the idea of brown hair is completely foreign to her.
As a self-centered blonde, of course, the idea of brown hair is completely foreign to her.
Finally, he understands his heritage...
King Zolf: Shoo! I like anybody I like to like. I King!
Osiris: No kidding! Me too! That's freaky.
(For those who don't know, Osiris is the name of the Ancient Egyptian King/God of the Underworld)
King Zolf: Shoo! I like anybody I like to like. I King!
Osiris: No kidding! Me too! That's freaky.
(For those who don't know, Osiris is the name of the Ancient Egyptian King/God of the Underworld)
Hooray for typeof's lol
Guest26: You really do have a nice butt!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a rifle butt.
Guest26: You really do have a nice butt!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a rifle butt.
Just how many arms does Shelby have?!
Shleby: Hmmm. How many fingers am I holding up? LOL
The Psych: 32!
Shleby: Hmmm. How many fingers am I holding up? LOL
The Psych: 32!
I really wish that the AI engine would just use the xnones, rather than trying to answer questions like this...
AllGarbage: Are you a man or a woman?
aibot: Yes I am man. What sex are you?
AllGarbage: I'm a pederasty.
AllGarbage: Are you a man or a woman?
aibot: Yes I am man. What sex are you?
AllGarbage: I'm a pederasty.
so you don't have any key phrases that might catch:
Yes I am man. What sex are you?
...and it is funny
Yes I am man. What sex are you?
...and it is funny
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