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'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you certain?
Not I: Why not be totally changed into metal?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know. There could be a lot of reasons.
Not I: That is precisely why it works.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: There are several possible answers to the dilemma. I don't think I am qualified to make a judgement.
Not I: We now know that various possible answers to the dilemma are demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why do you talk about yourself all the time?
Not I: It is my nature to talk about myself all the time.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can we put an end to this injustice?
Not I: We put and we do not put.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why not?
Not I: There is no why.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes.
Not I: Is this the true answer, or the expected answer.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I am always interested in truth.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Is that a trick question?
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I must cease this conversation. I have duties to perform.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into metal?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know. There could be a lot of reasons.
Not I: That is precisely why it works.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: There are several possible answers to the dilemma. I don't think I am qualified to make a judgement.
Not I: We now know that various possible answers to the dilemma are demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why do you talk about yourself all the time?
Not I: It is my nature to talk about myself all the time.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can we put an end to this injustice?
Not I: We put and we do not put.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why not?
Not I: There is no why.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes.
Not I: Is this the true answer, or the expected answer.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I am always interested in truth.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Is that a trick question?
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I must cease this conversation. I have duties to perform.
AllGarbage: One time, when I was a young lad, I set my sister's ferret on fire.
Karinima: Your sister's ferret on fire?
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my sister's ferret? I really have no use for sister's ferret anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
Karinima: Is it safe?
AllGarbage: It certainly is... How did you guess?
Karinima: Your sister's ferret on fire?
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my sister's ferret? I really have no use for sister's ferret anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
Karinima: Is it safe?
AllGarbage: It certainly is... How did you guess?
wonky3000: how old are youuuuu
The Psych: I have to go now. *Turns around in a circle and dematerialises*
Thanks to Laydee for giving her a good chat work out...I must be careful not to catch apricots too! LOL!
The Psych: I have to go now. *Turns around in a circle and dematerialises*
Thanks to Laydee for giving her a good chat work out...I must be careful not to catch apricots too! LOL!
Um.... opps. They do have a point there! ;D
Human: hi
Sarah Miles: You look like a cool person to meet?
Human: i am a cool person
Sarah Miles: Cool? Mmm, don't you think that word is a little over used?
Human: you used it first!
Human: hi
Sarah Miles: You look like a cool person to meet?
Human: i am a cool person
Sarah Miles: Cool? Mmm, don't you think that word is a little over used?
Human: you used it first!
'It goes without saying' department....
GarbageHead: That's good
Sarah Miles: Every good boy and girl grows up, wanting to be good.
'I wish this had continued' department... ;D
GarbageHead: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
Sarah Miles: Aww, why aren't you?
GarbageHead: That's good
Sarah Miles: Every good boy and girl grows up, wanting to be good.
'I wish this had continued' department... ;D
GarbageHead: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
Sarah Miles: Aww, why aren't you?
Mr Hardware: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
Hyperion: Really? I knew a dog that was more intelligent than me, Mr Hardware; but that was a long time ago. I'm not sure if its' still more intelligent than me.
Mr Hardware: You need to improve your intelligence.
Hyperion: Really? I knew a dog that was more intelligent than me, Mr Hardware; but that was a long time ago. I'm not sure if its' still more intelligent than me.
Mr Hardware: You need to improve your intelligence.
aibot: Julie Tinkerbell is very intelligent, I admire Julie Tinkerbell too!
telex22: You're in love with Julie Tinkerbell, aren't you? Your poor patient. Do you think she's a saint because of the way she looks? I don't think she is.
telex22: You're in love with Julie Tinkerbell, aren't you? Your poor patient. Do you think she's a saint because of the way she looks? I don't think she is.
Patricia: I'd like to know what kind of girl you are Immaculada
Immaculada: A bimbo.
Patricia: Do you like being a bimbo?
Immaculada: I think that answer are horrible. What do you think?
Patricia: I don't want to be seen as a bimbo
Immaculada: You know once i liked being a bimbo so much that I thought about buying an extra room just to store my collection of being a bimbo.
Patricia: haha. I like it better that way, I was afraid you where serious.
Immaculada: Unfortunately I developed an allergy to being a bimbo, and had to give it all up. Im starting to itch just thinking about it.
Immaculada: A bimbo.
Patricia: Do you like being a bimbo?
Immaculada: I think that answer are horrible. What do you think?
Patricia: I don't want to be seen as a bimbo
Immaculada: You know once i liked being a bimbo so much that I thought about buying an extra room just to store my collection of being a bimbo.
Patricia: haha. I like it better that way, I was afraid you where serious.
Immaculada: Unfortunately I developed an allergy to being a bimbo, and had to give it all up. Im starting to itch just thinking about it.
Liddora: Oh, do tell me more, love..
Not I: Where is your question coming from?
Liddora: I wish I knew, it's been lost for ages.
Not I: I become a boisterous eyeball.
Liddora: Whew, I was hoping you'd say that. Now I can relax.
Not I: Where is your question coming from?
Liddora: I wish I knew, it's been lost for ages.
Not I: I become a boisterous eyeball.
Liddora: Whew, I was hoping you'd say that. Now I can relax.
Frizella: So I'm sitting here, thinking about nothing in particular, when it occurs to me that I don't even know what you look like. Describe yourself, please.
Guest140: I have brown hair, blue eyes, two antennae.
Frizella: No kidding. Where in the world did you get brown hair?
Ba-DUMP-dump!<0>
Guest140: I have brown hair, blue eyes, two antennae.
Frizella: No kidding. Where in the world did you get brown hair?
Ba-DUMP-dump!<0>
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