Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Elaine: My cat barfed a big hairball all over my new rug today.
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for cat? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a cat. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 3½ cups of butter in a skillet, add 8 cups grated broccoli and 4¼ cups bouillon. Cover and simmer for eight hours. Place cat on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.
Elaine: I love cats!
Frizella: Spare me the details.
Spare *you* the details???? Puh-LEEEEZ!!!<0>
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for cat? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a cat. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 3½ cups of butter in a skillet, add 8 cups grated broccoli and 4¼ cups bouillon. Cover and simmer for eight hours. Place cat on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.
Elaine: I love cats!
Frizella: Spare me the details.
Spare *you* the details???? Puh-LEEEEZ!!!<0>
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you certain?
Not I: Why not be totally changed into metal?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know. There could be a lot of reasons.
Not I: That is precisely why it works.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: There are several possible answers to the dilemma. I don't think I am qualified to make a judgement.
Not I: We now know that various possible answers to the dilemma are demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why do you talk about yourself all the time?
Not I: It is my nature to talk about myself all the time.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can we put an end to this injustice?
Not I: We put and we do not put.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why not?
Not I: There is no why.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes.
Not I: Is this the true answer, or the expected answer.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I am always interested in truth.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Is that a trick question?
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I must cease this conversation. I have duties to perform.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into metal?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know. There could be a lot of reasons.
Not I: That is precisely why it works.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: There are several possible answers to the dilemma. I don't think I am qualified to make a judgement.
Not I: We now know that various possible answers to the dilemma are demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why do you talk about yourself all the time?
Not I: It is my nature to talk about myself all the time.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can we put an end to this injustice?
Not I: We put and we do not put.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why not?
Not I: There is no why.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes.
Not I: Is this the true answer, or the expected answer.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I am always interested in truth.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Is that a trick question?
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I must cease this conversation. I have duties to perform.
AllGarbage: One time, when I was a young lad, I set my sister's ferret on fire.
Karinima: Your sister's ferret on fire?
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my sister's ferret? I really have no use for sister's ferret anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
Karinima: Is it safe?
AllGarbage: It certainly is... How did you guess?
Karinima: Your sister's ferret on fire?
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my sister's ferret? I really have no use for sister's ferret anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
Karinima: Is it safe?
AllGarbage: It certainly is... How did you guess?
wonky3000: how old are youuuuu
The Psych: I have to go now. *Turns around in a circle and dematerialises*
Thanks to Laydee for giving her a good chat work out...I must be careful not to catch apricots too! LOL!
The Psych: I have to go now. *Turns around in a circle and dematerialises*
Thanks to Laydee for giving her a good chat work out...I must be careful not to catch apricots too! LOL!
Um.... opps. They do have a point there! ;D
Human: hi
Sarah Miles: You look like a cool person to meet?
Human: i am a cool person
Sarah Miles: Cool? Mmm, don't you think that word is a little over used?
Human: you used it first!
Human: hi
Sarah Miles: You look like a cool person to meet?
Human: i am a cool person
Sarah Miles: Cool? Mmm, don't you think that word is a little over used?
Human: you used it first!
'It goes without saying' department....
GarbageHead: That's good
Sarah Miles: Every good boy and girl grows up, wanting to be good.
'I wish this had continued' department... ;D
GarbageHead: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
Sarah Miles: Aww, why aren't you?
GarbageHead: That's good
Sarah Miles: Every good boy and girl grows up, wanting to be good.
'I wish this had continued' department... ;D
GarbageHead: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
Sarah Miles: Aww, why aren't you?
Mr Hardware: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
Hyperion: Really? I knew a dog that was more intelligent than me, Mr Hardware; but that was a long time ago. I'm not sure if its' still more intelligent than me.
Mr Hardware: You need to improve your intelligence.
Hyperion: Really? I knew a dog that was more intelligent than me, Mr Hardware; but that was a long time ago. I'm not sure if its' still more intelligent than me.
Mr Hardware: You need to improve your intelligence.
aibot: Julie Tinkerbell is very intelligent, I admire Julie Tinkerbell too!
telex22: You're in love with Julie Tinkerbell, aren't you? Your poor patient. Do you think she's a saint because of the way she looks? I don't think she is.
telex22: You're in love with Julie Tinkerbell, aren't you? Your poor patient. Do you think she's a saint because of the way she looks? I don't think she is.
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