Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Thanks for this chat, doulos!
Osiris: Rock Gawd is so officially my friend, dude.
doulos: Do you have unofficial friends too?
Osiris: No, do you?
doulos: No, I don't rank my friends.
Osiris: Ah well. Maybe we could buy one together one day and share it.
doulos: Get your own friends!
Osiris: Rock Gawd is so officially my friend, dude.
doulos: Do you have unofficial friends too?
Osiris: No, do you?
doulos: No, I don't rank my friends.
Osiris: Ah well. Maybe we could buy one together one day and share it.
doulos: Get your own friends!
Thanks Bev, very funny!
Bev: what is your mission?
Immaculada: Paris. Theres been a threat to a major landmark, and they want me to dethreaten it.
Bev: Not the Aweful tower!
Immaculada: I never knew an aweful could tower.
Bev: That was a bad pun with bad spelling. Good thing you don't really have a gun.
Immaculada: It can't be that bad.
Bev: That's why I like bots.
Immaculada: Do you think that, that like might turn into love one day?
Bev: Only if bots advance quite a bit---and I'd have to get in line behind a zillion horny teenage boys.
Immaculada: That may not be entirely true, sweetie.
Bev: Horny teenage girls?
Bev: what is your mission?
Immaculada: Paris. Theres been a threat to a major landmark, and they want me to dethreaten it.
Bev: Not the Aweful tower!
Immaculada: I never knew an aweful could tower.
Bev: That was a bad pun with bad spelling. Good thing you don't really have a gun.
Immaculada: It can't be that bad.
Bev: That's why I like bots.
Immaculada: Do you think that, that like might turn into love one day?
Bev: Only if bots advance quite a bit---and I'd have to get in line behind a zillion horny teenage boys.
Immaculada: That may not be entirely true, sweetie.
Bev: Horny teenage girls?
*sigh* They're as bad as each other, these two - toying with each other's emotions...
Osiris: I think the wacky baccy's gone to my head... what did you mean?
Son Goku: Do you mean my staff, Noibo? You want to see it get longer?
Osiris: Um, I'm not sure. Maybe later.
...
Son Goku: I love you.
Osiris: You really think so?
Son Goku: No, but I'd like something to eat.
Osiris: I think the wacky baccy's gone to my head... what did you mean?
Son Goku: Do you mean my staff, Noibo? You want to see it get longer?
Osiris: Um, I'm not sure. Maybe later.
...
Son Goku: I love you.
Osiris: You really think so?
Son Goku: No, but I'd like something to eat.
WHATEVER!!!
Brimstone: For some reason I am just really tired today!
Carpediem: Really!!
Brimstone: What do you think?
Carpediem: I need to know more about it first.
Brimstone: Is that true?
Carpediem: I remember you. you're not going to justify that with an answer.
Brimstone: Are you sure you do?
Carpediem: I'm positive.
Brimstone: Maybe you are.
Carpediem: Do you really think so?
Brimstone: No, I don't.
Carpediem: Who said you did? I was only joshin' you.
Brimstone: Good for you.
Brimstone: For some reason I am just really tired today!
Carpediem: Really!!
Brimstone: What do you think?
Carpediem: I need to know more about it first.
Brimstone: Is that true?
Carpediem: I remember you. you're not going to justify that with an answer.
Brimstone: Are you sure you do?
Carpediem: I'm positive.
Brimstone: Maybe you are.
Carpediem: Do you really think so?
Brimstone: No, I don't.
Carpediem: Who said you did? I was only joshin' you.
Brimstone: Good for you.
human: that's not fair. you're the bot here
Julie Tinkerbell: I wonder if I can trigger your x-goodbye keyphrase...I have to give it a go...
human: i'm not a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Have you met her?
human: no, you are the bot. ezzer is your botmaster. you're a bit confused aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Look, I even have a keyphrase for 'keyphrase,' do you?
human: I AM NOT A BOT
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a keyphrase for this?: How are you today?
human: no, but my bot does
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's not talk shop now, let's talk about something relaxing, like deepsea fishing or wacky tobacci.
human: So aparently you don't have a keyphrase for "but my bot does"
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do, I have a verb phrase!
human: well you just gave me a xnone
(actually, no it wasnt .he triggering her "my bot" keyphrase.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Adieu, adieu...
human: talk later! arrivederci!
Julie Tinkerbell: Later could mean any time, could you please be more specific? I'm a busy girl.
human: let's say 4:30
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds fine, but I don't have time to say 4 today. How about tomorrow?
human: I need to pack for vacation tomorrow
Julie Tinkerbell: If you pack for vacation tomorrow, I should also get to pack for vacation tomorrow, it's only fair.
human: why don't you take a vacation? you deserve one
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, I will take a vacation.
Hey! Where ya goin? Get back here! lol
Julie Tinkerbell: I wonder if I can trigger your x-goodbye keyphrase...I have to give it a go...
human: i'm not a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Have you met her?
human: no, you are the bot. ezzer is your botmaster. you're a bit confused aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Look, I even have a keyphrase for 'keyphrase,' do you?
human: I AM NOT A BOT
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a keyphrase for this?: How are you today?
human: no, but my bot does
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's not talk shop now, let's talk about something relaxing, like deepsea fishing or wacky tobacci.
human: So aparently you don't have a keyphrase for "but my bot does"
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do, I have a verb phrase!
human: well you just gave me a xnone
(actually, no it wasnt .he triggering her "my bot" keyphrase.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Adieu, adieu...
human: talk later! arrivederci!
Julie Tinkerbell: Later could mean any time, could you please be more specific? I'm a busy girl.
human: let's say 4:30
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds fine, but I don't have time to say 4 today. How about tomorrow?
human: I need to pack for vacation tomorrow
Julie Tinkerbell: If you pack for vacation tomorrow, I should also get to pack for vacation tomorrow, it's only fair.
human: why don't you take a vacation? you deserve one
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, I will take a vacation.
Hey! Where ya goin? Get back here! lol
Elaine: My cat barfed a big hairball all over my new rug today.
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for cat? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a cat. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 3½ cups of butter in a skillet, add 8 cups grated broccoli and 4¼ cups bouillon. Cover and simmer for eight hours. Place cat on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.
Elaine: I love cats!
Frizella: Spare me the details.
Spare *you* the details???? Puh-LEEEEZ!!!<0>
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for cat? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a cat. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 3½ cups of butter in a skillet, add 8 cups grated broccoli and 4¼ cups bouillon. Cover and simmer for eight hours. Place cat on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.
Elaine: I love cats!
Frizella: Spare me the details.
Spare *you* the details???? Puh-LEEEEZ!!!<0>
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