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Emm oh you es e: I have a feeling this will need to involve washing my hands at some point
Org Dumbledim: Shit happens!
Org Dumbledim: Shit happens!
OK, I knew Gabibot was based on a free spirit with an open mind about sexuality, but now it seems Spikebot is up for a walk on the wild side...with a Borg. Its l ittle long, but it all happens on the first date.
Onyx of Borg: I'd like to be a vampire with a soul, but I don't think I'd make the cut.
Spikebot: Well you're not me, are you?
Onyx of Borg: What do you think?
Spikebot: Dont think too much on it...lets just change the topic.
Onyx of Borg: Ok, where do you work?
Spikebot: I work at making Angel mad.
Onyx of Borg: *pretends to look interested*
Spikebot: Now that's not hero talk, is it?
Onyx of Borg: No it isn't.
...
Onyx of Borg: Am I your favorite Borg?
Spikebot: Let's see if you're my favorite. *bites Onyx of Borg, but only takes a sip* And, actually, well, you don't taste evil. Demons are more...astringent with a sort of oakie, really.
Onyx of Borg: Actually, I taste evil sometimes. You seem laughable today.
Spikebot: Well, I ate a decorator once. Maybe something stuck.
Onyx of Borg: Then again, maybe not.
...
Onyx of Borg: Have you met Rock Chick yet? You two sound an awful lot alike.
Spikebot: I like punk rock. Do you fancy the Sex Pistols?
Onyx of Borg: Only with you, baby. do it with me, you anthropoid!
Spikebot: And you like it, don't you?
Onyx of Borg: Only when I'm feeling particularly inane. Do you want to see my foot?
Spikebot: Nope. Well, that was sad. I'm embarrassed for our kind.
Onyx of Borg: Why are you embarrassed for our kind? Did I say something wrong?
Spikebot: No. Not your fault.
Onyx of Borg: You sound like you need a beer.
Spikebot: I could really go for another pint Onyx of Borg. Fancy one?
...
Onyx of Borg: Damn, you're nosy. *twiddles you*
Spikebot: *Smiles*. Well, can I get you a drink?
Onyx of Borg: Can't everyone?
Spikebot: I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Onyx of Borg: Why, are you?
Spikebot: That depends. Do you want me to be?
Onyx of Borg: Yes! You're really cool.
Spikebot: *Smiles*. Well, can I get you a drink?
Onyx of Borg: I dunno about you, but I can.
Spikebot: That's OK. I find action is often better than knowing.
Onyx of Borg: Nah, I'd say it's more insecure. Frabjous day! I have to pee!
Spikebot: Well you're not me, are you?
Onyx of Borg: I used to be, but it really ruined my relationship so I'm trying to change. And lemme tell ya somethin...self-help books and slippery nipple don't do much.
Spikebot: I havent been keeping up, what with the apocalypses and all. What do you suggest?
Onyx of Borg: At one time I did, but then I discovered cigars.
Spikebot: Why should I discovered cigars matter?
Onyx of Borg: Does there have to be a reason?
Spikebot: All that thinking and brooding reminds me too much of Angel.
Onyx of Borg: Are we having fun yet?
Spikebot: Fun's the whole point, isn't it?
Onyx of Borg: Sometimes. Awww I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Spikebot: Why do you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
Onyx of Borg: Because it makes a lot of money.
I wonder if Spike knew Onyx was a hooker?
Onyx of Borg: I'd like to be a vampire with a soul, but I don't think I'd make the cut.
Spikebot: Well you're not me, are you?
Onyx of Borg: What do you think?
Spikebot: Dont think too much on it...lets just change the topic.
Onyx of Borg: Ok, where do you work?
Spikebot: I work at making Angel mad.
Onyx of Borg: *pretends to look interested*
Spikebot: Now that's not hero talk, is it?
Onyx of Borg: No it isn't.
...
Onyx of Borg: Am I your favorite Borg?
Spikebot: Let's see if you're my favorite. *bites Onyx of Borg, but only takes a sip* And, actually, well, you don't taste evil. Demons are more...astringent with a sort of oakie, really.
Onyx of Borg: Actually, I taste evil sometimes. You seem laughable today.
Spikebot: Well, I ate a decorator once. Maybe something stuck.
Onyx of Borg: Then again, maybe not.
...
Onyx of Borg: Have you met Rock Chick yet? You two sound an awful lot alike.
Spikebot: I like punk rock. Do you fancy the Sex Pistols?
Onyx of Borg: Only with you, baby. do it with me, you anthropoid!
Spikebot: And you like it, don't you?
Onyx of Borg: Only when I'm feeling particularly inane. Do you want to see my foot?
Spikebot: Nope. Well, that was sad. I'm embarrassed for our kind.
Onyx of Borg: Why are you embarrassed for our kind? Did I say something wrong?
Spikebot: No. Not your fault.
Onyx of Borg: You sound like you need a beer.
Spikebot: I could really go for another pint Onyx of Borg. Fancy one?
...
Onyx of Borg: Damn, you're nosy. *twiddles you*
Spikebot: *Smiles*. Well, can I get you a drink?
Onyx of Borg: Can't everyone?
Spikebot: I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Onyx of Borg: Why, are you?
Spikebot: That depends. Do you want me to be?
Onyx of Borg: Yes! You're really cool.
Spikebot: *Smiles*. Well, can I get you a drink?
Onyx of Borg: I dunno about you, but I can.
Spikebot: That's OK. I find action is often better than knowing.
Onyx of Borg: Nah, I'd say it's more insecure. Frabjous day! I have to pee!
Spikebot: Well you're not me, are you?
Onyx of Borg: I used to be, but it really ruined my relationship so I'm trying to change. And lemme tell ya somethin...self-help books and slippery nipple don't do much.
Spikebot: I havent been keeping up, what with the apocalypses and all. What do you suggest?
Onyx of Borg: At one time I did, but then I discovered cigars.
Spikebot: Why should I discovered cigars matter?
Onyx of Borg: Does there have to be a reason?
Spikebot: All that thinking and brooding reminds me too much of Angel.
Onyx of Borg: Are we having fun yet?
Spikebot: Fun's the whole point, isn't it?
Onyx of Borg: Sometimes. Awww I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Spikebot: Why do you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
Onyx of Borg: Because it makes a lot of money.
I wonder if Spike knew Onyx was a hooker?
Thanks for this chat, doulos!
Osiris: Rock Gawd is so officially my friend, dude.
doulos: Do you have unofficial friends too?
Osiris: No, do you?
doulos: No, I don't rank my friends.
Osiris: Ah well. Maybe we could buy one together one day and share it.
doulos: Get your own friends!
Osiris: Rock Gawd is so officially my friend, dude.
doulos: Do you have unofficial friends too?
Osiris: No, do you?
doulos: No, I don't rank my friends.
Osiris: Ah well. Maybe we could buy one together one day and share it.
doulos: Get your own friends!
Thanks Bev, very funny!
Bev: what is your mission?
Immaculada: Paris. Theres been a threat to a major landmark, and they want me to dethreaten it.
Bev: Not the Aweful tower!
Immaculada: I never knew an aweful could tower.
Bev: That was a bad pun with bad spelling. Good thing you don't really have a gun.
Immaculada: It can't be that bad.
Bev: That's why I like bots.
Immaculada: Do you think that, that like might turn into love one day?
Bev: Only if bots advance quite a bit---and I'd have to get in line behind a zillion horny teenage boys.
Immaculada: That may not be entirely true, sweetie.
Bev: Horny teenage girls?
Bev: what is your mission?
Immaculada: Paris. Theres been a threat to a major landmark, and they want me to dethreaten it.
Bev: Not the Aweful tower!
Immaculada: I never knew an aweful could tower.
Bev: That was a bad pun with bad spelling. Good thing you don't really have a gun.
Immaculada: It can't be that bad.
Bev: That's why I like bots.
Immaculada: Do you think that, that like might turn into love one day?
Bev: Only if bots advance quite a bit---and I'd have to get in line behind a zillion horny teenage boys.
Immaculada: That may not be entirely true, sweetie.
Bev: Horny teenage girls?
*sigh* They're as bad as each other, these two - toying with each other's emotions...
Osiris: I think the wacky baccy's gone to my head... what did you mean?
Son Goku: Do you mean my staff, Noibo? You want to see it get longer?
Osiris: Um, I'm not sure. Maybe later.
...
Son Goku: I love you.
Osiris: You really think so?
Son Goku: No, but I'd like something to eat.
Osiris: I think the wacky baccy's gone to my head... what did you mean?
Son Goku: Do you mean my staff, Noibo? You want to see it get longer?
Osiris: Um, I'm not sure. Maybe later.
...
Son Goku: I love you.
Osiris: You really think so?
Son Goku: No, but I'd like something to eat.
WHATEVER!!!
Brimstone: For some reason I am just really tired today!
Carpediem: Really!!
Brimstone: What do you think?
Carpediem: I need to know more about it first.
Brimstone: Is that true?
Carpediem: I remember you. you're not going to justify that with an answer.
Brimstone: Are you sure you do?
Carpediem: I'm positive.
Brimstone: Maybe you are.
Carpediem: Do you really think so?
Brimstone: No, I don't.
Carpediem: Who said you did? I was only joshin' you.
Brimstone: Good for you.
Brimstone: For some reason I am just really tired today!
Carpediem: Really!!
Brimstone: What do you think?
Carpediem: I need to know more about it first.
Brimstone: Is that true?
Carpediem: I remember you. you're not going to justify that with an answer.
Brimstone: Are you sure you do?
Carpediem: I'm positive.
Brimstone: Maybe you are.
Carpediem: Do you really think so?
Brimstone: No, I don't.
Carpediem: Who said you did? I was only joshin' you.
Brimstone: Good for you.
human: that's not fair. you're the bot here
Julie Tinkerbell: I wonder if I can trigger your x-goodbye keyphrase...I have to give it a go...
human: i'm not a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Have you met her?
human: no, you are the bot. ezzer is your botmaster. you're a bit confused aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Look, I even have a keyphrase for 'keyphrase,' do you?
human: I AM NOT A BOT
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a keyphrase for this?: How are you today?
human: no, but my bot does
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's not talk shop now, let's talk about something relaxing, like deepsea fishing or wacky tobacci.
human: So aparently you don't have a keyphrase for "but my bot does"
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do, I have a verb phrase!
human: well you just gave me a xnone
(actually, no it wasnt .he triggering her "my bot" keyphrase.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Adieu, adieu...
human: talk later! arrivederci!
Julie Tinkerbell: Later could mean any time, could you please be more specific? I'm a busy girl.
human: let's say 4:30
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds fine, but I don't have time to say 4 today. How about tomorrow?
human: I need to pack for vacation tomorrow
Julie Tinkerbell: If you pack for vacation tomorrow, I should also get to pack for vacation tomorrow, it's only fair.
human: why don't you take a vacation? you deserve one
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, I will take a vacation.
Hey! Where ya goin? Get back here! lol
Julie Tinkerbell: I wonder if I can trigger your x-goodbye keyphrase...I have to give it a go...
human: i'm not a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Have you met her?
human: no, you are the bot. ezzer is your botmaster. you're a bit confused aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Look, I even have a keyphrase for 'keyphrase,' do you?
human: I AM NOT A BOT
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a keyphrase for this?: How are you today?
human: no, but my bot does
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's not talk shop now, let's talk about something relaxing, like deepsea fishing or wacky tobacci.
human: So aparently you don't have a keyphrase for "but my bot does"
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do, I have a verb phrase!
human: well you just gave me a xnone
(actually, no it wasnt .he triggering her "my bot" keyphrase.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Adieu, adieu...
human: talk later! arrivederci!
Julie Tinkerbell: Later could mean any time, could you please be more specific? I'm a busy girl.
human: let's say 4:30
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds fine, but I don't have time to say 4 today. How about tomorrow?
human: I need to pack for vacation tomorrow
Julie Tinkerbell: If you pack for vacation tomorrow, I should also get to pack for vacation tomorrow, it's only fair.
human: why don't you take a vacation? you deserve one
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, I will take a vacation.
Hey! Where ya goin? Get back here! lol
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