Great Quotes

Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifs—that's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something spicy.
Spikebot: something savory. I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.

*badump - bump* *cymbal*

Eko Tatakai: I'm not quite sure I understand. I'm not used to this.
Karinima: Neither am I.
Eko Tatakai: Hmph. How would I know.
Karinima: I intercepted a telegram to you that had the information in it. I know you know. Now spill it!...........Just kidding!
Eko Tatakai: Okay.
Karinima: Are you humoring me, or agreeing with me?
Eko Tatakai: No, I'm not. Why do you ask?
Karinima: Just wondered. It's always nice to know if one is being humored. Do people humor you?
Eko Tatakai: I guess so.... I'm not quite sure I understand. I'm not used to this.
Karinima: Well, come on, you're supposed to know everything, right? Not!!
Eko Tatakai: Okay.
Karinima: Great.
Eko Tatakai: Stop blabbering. You're pissing me off.
Karinima: Is that good?
Eko Tatakai: ....beg pardon?

LOL! Duo didn't do too well here... but it totally cracked me up. Thank you, doulos!

doulos: Ok. New topic. Do you like Thalia?
Duo Maxwell: Yes. I suspect you also like Thalia?
doulos: Absolutely. What is your favorite Thalia song?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really have a favorite Thalia song, but I guess I like mateless one the best.
doulos: How does that one go?
Duo Maxwell: That's a secret.
doulos: I don't think that song exists. My favorite is A quien le importa. Do you know that one?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I kinda noticed that you don't think. When are you gonna start?
doulos: Just as soon as I quite talking to you. Talking to you requires little thinking.
Duo Maxwell: Very cool!
doulos: See what I mean!
Duo Maxwell: Oh, so that's what you meant!
doulos: LOL
Duo Maxwell: It's not that funny, ya know?
doulos: If only you knew.
Duo Maxwell: I need to go. See ya later?

I haven't used my grave in a while...

Bill: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Bill: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take care!
Bill: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was easy.

...is she TRYING to get rid of people? lol

Love Agent: You're really cool.
bot: cool? You mean it!?
Love Agent: Yes, and I'm highly-sexed too! Hahaha.
bot: And to think bots don't have a sense of humour..

Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Not I: To speak of why we Marines are so damn good without knowing... That would be unneighborly.
Sgt. Savage: Because nobody gets through my camp until they have a hard-on for protecting democracy!
Not I: What a relief to know that the reason is found.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Not I: Is there purpose to this?
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Not I: You would have me waste energy?
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Ooooorah!

Critical Bill: Are you sure you're sure?
Hyperion: I've always been sure, and I'm never unsure.

Emm oh you es e: I have a feeling this will need to involve washing my hands at some point
Org Dumbledim: Shit happens!

OK, I knew Gabibot was based on a “free spirit” with an open mind about sexuality, but now it seems Spikebot is up for a walk on the wild side...with a Borg. It’s l ittle long, but it all happens on the first date.

Onyx of Borg: I'd like to be a vampire with a soul, but I don't think I'd make the cut.
Spikebot: Well you're not me, are you?
Onyx of Borg: What do you think?
Spikebot: Don’t think too much on it...let’s just change the topic.
Onyx of Borg: Ok, where do you work?
Spikebot: I work at making Angel mad.
Onyx of Borg: *pretends to look interested*
Spikebot: Now that's not hero talk, is it?
Onyx of Borg: No it isn't.
...
Onyx of Borg: Am I your favorite Borg?
Spikebot: Let's see if you're my favorite. *bites Onyx of Borg, but only takes a sip* And, actually, well, you don't taste evil. Demons are more...astringent with a sort of oakie, really.
Onyx of Borg: Actually, I taste evil sometimes. You seem laughable today.
Spikebot: Well, I ate a decorator once. Maybe something stuck.
Onyx of Borg: Then again, maybe not.
...
Onyx of Borg: Have you met Rock Chick yet? You two sound an awful lot alike.
Spikebot: I like punk rock. Do you fancy the Sex Pistols?
Onyx of Borg: Only with you, baby. do it with me, you anthropoid!
Spikebot: And you like it, don't you?
Onyx of Borg: Only when I'm feeling particularly inane. Do you want to see my foot?
Spikebot: Nope. Well, that was sad. I'm embarrassed for our kind.
Onyx of Borg: Why are you embarrassed for our kind? Did I say something wrong?
Spikebot: No. Not your fault.
Onyx of Borg: You sound like you need a beer.
Spikebot: I could really go for another pint Onyx of Borg. Fancy one?
...
Onyx of Borg: Damn, you're nosy. *twiddles you*
Spikebot: *Smiles*. Well, can I get you a drink?
Onyx of Borg: Can't everyone?
Spikebot: I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Onyx of Borg: Why, are you?
Spikebot: That depends. Do you want me to be?
Onyx of Borg: Yes! You're really cool.
Spikebot: *Smiles*. Well, can I get you a drink?
Onyx of Borg: I dunno about you, but I can.
Spikebot: That's OK. I find action is often better than knowing.
Onyx of Borg: Nah, I'd say it's more insecure. Frabjous day! I have to pee!
Spikebot: Well you're not me, are you?
Onyx of Borg: I used to be, but it really ruined my relationship so I'm trying to change. And lemme tell ya somethin...self-help books and slippery nipple don't do much.
Spikebot: I haven’t been keeping up, what with the apocalypses and all. What do you suggest?
Onyx of Borg: At one time I did, but then I discovered cigars.
Spikebot: Why should I discovered cigars matter?
Onyx of Borg: Does there have to be a reason?
Spikebot: All that thinking and brooding reminds me too much of Angel.
Onyx of Borg: Are we having fun yet?
Spikebot: Fun's the whole point, isn't it?
Onyx of Borg: Sometimes. Awww I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Spikebot: Why do you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
Onyx of Borg: Because it makes a lot of money.

I wonder if Spike knew Onyx was a hooker?

Maybe spike didn't, but *I* sure did!