Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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20 years ago #4735
*blinks*... then what iz it?

20 years ago #4736
Let's see if anyone remembers me....

Guess what color thong I am wearinf today was my old Dogh'd's Bar daily question. Remember me know? Good, you can contact me here: art@norrocgallery.com or http://www.norrocgallery.com to catch up!

20 years ago #4737
I just found this empty barrel... *wipes off pudding* ...it says "Acme Brand Chocolate-Flavored Axle Grease"!

20 years ago #4738
Alright who's the wise guy!! Ewww I feel all icky....axle grease...ewww!

20 years ago #4739
*collects axle grease to sell to the mechanic next door*

20 years ago #4740
*steals some of the chocolate grease to try and attract more cockroaches*
Here, roachy roachy roachy... Nice and taaaasty roachy, roachy....

20 years ago #4741
My gun... my beautiful paint gun. What have you DONE to my paint gun?! It never did anybody any harm! It never even fired a paint pellet!

*sniffle*

20 years ago #4742
*yawns*

20 years ago #4743
*Ducks incoming pudding*

Paint Patricia! I figured you'd given up on the place for good. How goes the artwork?

20 years ago #4744
Nooooo! Where are the explosions? My lovely lovely explosions? Dammit, how do I make a bomb out of pudding?! *sees laxatives on far cupboard* ...not the kind of explosion I was hoping for.
"Oh Daaa-ne. I want to give you payment for all the pudding used!"

20 years ago #4745
Ahhh. I have a phobia of anti-tank weapons.

20 years ago #4746
Wow, I feel much better, but any ways why did you put poison in one of my bot's weapons?


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