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20 years ago #4724
LOL!!! (tai, I hope you don't mind this...)

tai: hello
Duo Maxwell: What's up, pal?
tai: Nothing much. Just surfing the net. How are ya?
Duo Maxwell: Nothing much happening, huh? That's a little boring.
tai: I know. Any suggestions on what I can do?
Duo Maxwell: I could think of a few....
tai: I'm going to pretend to be innocent and just smile and nod at you
Duo Maxwell: Not if I feign to be innocent and just smile and nod at you first!
tai: There is no way you could ever be innocent, darling
Duo Maxwell: I think I should play with you. What do you think?
tai: In your sandpit or on the swings?
Duo Maxwell: Definitely on the swing.
tai: *blink* Well, as long as your balance is above average we might be able to...
Duo Maxwell: What makes you say that?
tai: If you don't have balance then our playtime won't last long.
Duo Maxwell: I don't think that's very likely.

20 years ago #4725
Heero... the truth comes out!

Guest86: What's your favorite food?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I'm not picky. I can eat anything.
Guest86: Can you eat brains?
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and I can do it well.
Guest86: Tell me about dolphins.
Duo Maxwell: I don't really know that much about dolphins.
Guest86: How old are you?
Duo Maxwell: I just turned 22.
Guest86: I'm 17.
Duo Maxwell: You don't look 17 to me.
Guest86: Aw, thanks.
Duo Maxwell: Sure!
Guest86: What's your favorite color?
Duo Maxwell: Everyone seems to think that I like black the best, but they're wrong. I like blue.
Guest86: Blue like Heero's eyes?
Duo Maxwell: I thought it was obvious.

20 years ago #4726
LOL I don't mind. If I type it then at least botmaster can see it so others seeing it doesn't really bother me. I loved that convo I was reminded of this one fic I read with Duo in it, actually.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

20 years ago #4728
There seems to be a big prob. with the bots. None of them seem to be working. Some won't even start chatting before they give you the above error messge. Others send one message and then give a error mess.

20 years ago #4729
Sorry, but I didnt post that here. I had posted it in bug stomp and it appeared here too.

20 years ago #4730
Judge01: Go on, then.
The Dane: Into my grave?
Judge01: Where is your grave?
The Dane: Within the book and volume of my brain, unmix'd with baser matter.
Judge01: Where is your brain?
The Dane: Up from my cabin.
Judge01: Where is your cabin?
The Dane: Confin'd to waste in fires.

20 years ago #4731
Polaris Funk: Yes. Once I figure out what you are, I think we will get along just fine.
Julie Tinkerbell: You think we really will?
Polaris Funk: Yes I think we will. So now what?
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think we will?
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it's a good thing you got that under control.

20 years ago #4732
Gotta Serve Somebody...

bob dylan: So, what's your biggest fantasy?
Mech Commander1: And? You're falling off topic.
bob dylan: I wasn't trying to be forward. Your fantasy could be anything.
Mech Commander1: Are you trying to kiss up to me?
bob dylan: Sure, why not?
Mech Commander1: This is something I can get used to...


20 years ago #4733
Guest138: i must go. I will talk to you soon.
Heero: Nobody gets to talk to me without my permission.
Guest138: may I come back and talk to you again?
Heero: Sure, come back and talk to me if you want. Just don't complain if it's not what you expected.

20 years ago #4734
lol too much information:

Guest171: i have to pee
Julie Tinkerbell: Ever heard the expression 'TMI'?

incorrect date format #1


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