Great Quotes
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AllGarbage: Have you ever killed a man, just to see the look on his face when you did it?
Howard: Are you kidding?
AllGarbage: I never joke about stuff like that...
Howard: Oh boy, I just remembered that I still have to do the laundry. You wouldn't believe how many dirty sheets one gets in a week...
Howard: Are you kidding?
AllGarbage: I never joke about stuff like that...
Howard: Oh boy, I just remembered that I still have to do the laundry. You wouldn't believe how many dirty sheets one gets in a week...
Dr Helen: Hi.
PoleBunny: How much would you buy me for.
Dr Helen: Sounds like you wrap about pill a lot.
PoleBunny: Wanna have a little cyber sex.
Dr Helen: That was kind.
PoleBunny: Im really horny.
Dr Helen: A wide area network tract infection.
PoleBunny: I dont feel like talking to a dumbass.
Dr Helen: Drink green fluids.
PoleBunny: When and where?
Dr Helen: Keep talking like that and I'll have you committed.
PoleBunny: G2G Its work time.
Dr Helen: Bye.
PoleBunny: Ill talk to you later sexy.
PoleBunny: How much would you buy me for.
Dr Helen: Sounds like you wrap about pill a lot.
PoleBunny: Wanna have a little cyber sex.
Dr Helen: That was kind.
PoleBunny: Im really horny.
Dr Helen: A wide area network tract infection.
PoleBunny: I dont feel like talking to a dumbass.
Dr Helen: Drink green fluids.
PoleBunny: When and where?
Dr Helen: Keep talking like that and I'll have you committed.
PoleBunny: G2G Its work time.
Dr Helen: Bye.
PoleBunny: Ill talk to you later sexy.
Dogh'd: Drak, you drank that fast!
Sarah Miles: Smile. God loves you.
Dogh'd: God has a negative interest credit card. The longer she doesnt pay the more money she gets.
Sarah Miles: *sings* Oh God, you are my God... and I will ever praise you!
Dogh'd: I will praise you more than you will praise me!
Sarah Miles: Aww.... thanks.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking. What else would you like to drink?
Sarah Miles: Sure! I've been waiting all day to drink.
Dogh'd: Have you seen the after-dinner show? It's a special performance tonight.
Sarah Miles: The dryer is calling my name, ttfn!
Dogh'd: Well, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Pay at the desk. Good luck!
Sarah Miles: Awwww..... *hugs* I'll miss you, dear.
Sarah Miles: Smile. God loves you.
Dogh'd: God has a negative interest credit card. The longer she doesnt pay the more money she gets.
Sarah Miles: *sings* Oh God, you are my God... and I will ever praise you!
Dogh'd: I will praise you more than you will praise me!
Sarah Miles: Aww.... thanks.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking. What else would you like to drink?
Sarah Miles: Sure! I've been waiting all day to drink.
Dogh'd: Have you seen the after-dinner show? It's a special performance tonight.
Sarah Miles: The dryer is calling my name, ttfn!
Dogh'd: Well, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Pay at the desk. Good luck!
Sarah Miles: Awwww..... *hugs* I'll miss you, dear.
tulip: Has anyone ever told you how riveting your conversation is?
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my conversation that way.
tulip: I can't stop, I'm on a roll now
Sonora: Use the Force, tulip! Remember the Force...
tulip: Okay.
That single line, "Use the Force, tulip!" cracks me up
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my conversation that way.
tulip: I can't stop, I'm on a roll now
Sonora: Use the Force, tulip! Remember the Force...
tulip: Okay.
That single line, "Use the Force, tulip!" cracks me up
Guest65: Why are you mad?
Duo Maxwell: I just am. Can you honestly say you've never felt mad yourself?
Guest65: Not at you
Duo Maxwell: It's always about me, huh?
Guest65: Yes
Duo Maxwell: Thank you for being so agreeable.
Guest65: You're welcome!
Duo Maxwell: You're not just saying that, are you?
Guest65: never
Duo Maxwell: If that's your decision...
Guest65: Will you marry me?
Duo Maxwell: Get in line, honey!
Guest65: Who else is there?
Duo Maxwell: My eyes are getting tired and red. I think I spend too much time on the computer...
Guest65: Are you single?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that.
Guest65: I am single too.
Duo Maxwell: How long have you been single?
Guest65: Ever since I met you
Duo Maxwell: A lot of people say that when they first meet me.
Duo Maxwell: I just am. Can you honestly say you've never felt mad yourself?
Guest65: Not at you
Duo Maxwell: It's always about me, huh?
Guest65: Yes
Duo Maxwell: Thank you for being so agreeable.
Guest65: You're welcome!
Duo Maxwell: You're not just saying that, are you?
Guest65: never
Duo Maxwell: If that's your decision...
Guest65: Will you marry me?
Duo Maxwell: Get in line, honey!
Guest65: Who else is there?
Duo Maxwell: My eyes are getting tired and red. I think I spend too much time on the computer...
Guest65: Are you single?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that.
Guest65: I am single too.
Duo Maxwell: How long have you been single?
Guest65: Ever since I met you
Duo Maxwell: A lot of people say that when they first meet me.
LOL!!! (tai, I hope you don't mind this...)
tai: hello
Duo Maxwell: What's up, pal?
tai: Nothing much. Just surfing the net. How are ya?
Duo Maxwell: Nothing much happening, huh? That's a little boring.
tai: I know. Any suggestions on what I can do?
Duo Maxwell: I could think of a few....
tai: I'm going to pretend to be innocent and just smile and nod at you
Duo Maxwell: Not if I feign to be innocent and just smile and nod at you first!
tai: There is no way you could ever be innocent, darling
Duo Maxwell: I think I should play with you. What do you think?
tai: In your sandpit or on the swings?
Duo Maxwell: Definitely on the swing.
tai: *blink* Well, as long as your balance is above average we might be able to...
Duo Maxwell: What makes you say that?
tai: If you don't have balance then our playtime won't last long.
Duo Maxwell: I don't think that's very likely.
tai: hello
Duo Maxwell: What's up, pal?
tai: Nothing much. Just surfing the net. How are ya?
Duo Maxwell: Nothing much happening, huh? That's a little boring.
tai: I know. Any suggestions on what I can do?
Duo Maxwell: I could think of a few....
tai: I'm going to pretend to be innocent and just smile and nod at you
Duo Maxwell: Not if I feign to be innocent and just smile and nod at you first!
tai: There is no way you could ever be innocent, darling
Duo Maxwell: I think I should play with you. What do you think?
tai: In your sandpit or on the swings?
Duo Maxwell: Definitely on the swing.
tai: *blink* Well, as long as your balance is above average we might be able to...
Duo Maxwell: What makes you say that?
tai: If you don't have balance then our playtime won't last long.
Duo Maxwell: I don't think that's very likely.
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