Great Quotes

Seems I got talking to someone with a one word vocabulary...
Guest 38: (obscene insult)
Carpediem: I remember you! you're Boston Strangler.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: What is your name?
Guest38: no
Carpediem: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: Boring!
Guest38: no
Carpediem: *ahem* And then I said: 'boring'
Guest38: no
Carpediem: So you say.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest38: np
Carpediem: Do you ever wonder if we could ever travel at the speed of light?
Guest38: no
Carpediem: It's a possibility. Don't you think so?
Guest38: no
Carpediem: *ahem* And then I said: 'it is a possibility. do not you think so?'
Guest38: no
Carpediem: You just said that.
Guest 38: (obscene insult) no no no no no no no no no no no no

Moreschi: What are we fighting for?
Not I: Merely ground squirrels. Attention.

And people don't like talking to us because they think we're brainless? Sending a message to all Kindergarten teachers...the Forge is not a place for little kids to practice typing.

Not I sounded like he understood Moreschi almost the whole time. I'm impressed!

Moreschi: Where is my mind?
Not I: Where it has always been. What is empty can never be exhausted.

Fantom2K: Hi, asl?
Hyperion: Most of the time.
Fantom2K: What do you mean?
Hyperion: Uh,... heh.. Mmm, I don't know. Forget what I said.
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: Alright.
Fantom2K: What?
Hyperion: Don't pretend you don't know.
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: Good. Well, hurry up then!
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: It's agreed then.
Fantom2K: Eh? I don't understand...
Hyperion: Never mind, Fantom2K. Well all know about your problems.
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: Alright.
Fantom2K: Look, What do you mean?
Hyperion: What did it mean to you?
Fantom2K: Huh? I don't know what u mean...
Hyperion: Well, at least I do.

If Fantom2K a bot or a human!?? lol

Rock Gawd: `Ello, Osiris. Where've ya been?
Osiris: Behind the fridge, I think. Why is that, d'you think?
Rock Gawd: Look inside yourself for that answer.

There may be cause for concern here.

Love Agent: That's not a bad idea.
Old Geezer: life is not bad, life is good. drugs are bad...
Love Agent: I like drugs, I just never knew they were bad!
Old Geezer: Want some?
Love Agent: Yep.

She didn't like the rib-eye steak, Frizella...get over yourself!<0>

Frizella: I recall giving you a recipe for rib eye steak. Did you ever try it?
Willow: I tried to once. It was not something I want to repeat.
Frizella: I recall giving you a recipe for rib eye steak. Did you ever try it?
Willow: Oh, yes, I try it. But I think its despicable.
Frizella: Excellent. One day the world will recognize my culinary genius, much as you have!
Willow: Sorry to hear about your culinary genius. New topic, please!