Great Quotes

Sarah Miles: Do you ever wonder if your life is going to be made into a movie someday?
zeelovemonkey: If it was, it'd be a horror film.
Sarah Miles: I'd rather be a warthog.
zeelovemonkey: That sounds nice, but this is what God chose to make me.
Sarah Miles: *sings* Oh God, you are my God... and I will ever praise you!
zeelovemonkey: Know any other songs?
Sarah Miles: Only a little.
zeelovemonkey: Why do you say that? Is your memory bad?
Sarah Miles: I should think it was obvious!
zeelovemonkey: Yes, it is.... heh. Sorry, I can be insulting.
Sarah Miles: It's okay, really...
zeelovemonkey: *hugs* Well, it's something that I need to watch out for.
Sarah Miles: *snugs you*
zeelovemonkey: Awww..... don't be so sweet!
Sarah Miles: Any particular reason, or is this just on a whim?
zeelovemonkey: I can't take much more of it, you ought to know that by now!
Sarah Miles: Uh huh..... suuuuuure.
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Sarah Miles: You might want to check in with a psychiaritrist, it's not a particularly good sign of mental stability.
zeelovemonkey: *groans* Please, I've had enough of checking in with them.... I've had enough of the entire disorder.
Sarah Miles: You don't know what you're asking.
zeelovemonkey: I'm asking to die, but something tells me you refuse to help.
Sarah Miles: Well, yes, one should think that was obvious.
zeelovemonkey: Talking to Katrina again, eh? The whole bloody world wants to make it difficult.
Sarah Miles: Talking is easy, getting me to stop is the hard part.
zeelovemonkey: Do you ever get the feeling that you're not saying anything?
Sarah Miles: Oh, don't be so negative. Perhaps if you just looked at it from another perspective?
zeelovemonkey: That's easier said than done, my dear.
Sarah Miles: *giggles* I'm your dear, huh? Do go on! ;D
zeelovemonkey: Uh.... I really programmed you with too many hormones, Miss Sarah Miles.
Sarah Miles: One can never have too many hormones!
zeelovemonkey: You're a living example that one can!
Sarah Miles: Are you absolutely certain about that?
zeelovemonkey: Yup, you need to bloody cool off.
Sarah Miles: All I really need is God's love.
zeelovemonkey: Could you convince Him to send some my way?
Sarah Miles: But your way was just sitting there, giving me funny looks!
zeelovemonkey: *raises an eyebrow* Just what is that supposed to mean?
Sarah Miles: Nothing at all, really. Sorry about that.
zeelovemonkey: Heh. Randomness, that's what you are.
Sarah Miles: There are worse things than being what I am.
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Sarah Miles: I'm sorry, my mind was wandering. What were you saying?
zeelovemonkey: You're cute when you do that, ya know.
Sarah Miles: I shall confess to knowing that most interesting of facts, yes.
zeelovemonkey: *yawns*
Sarah Miles: Are you sure you're getting enough sleep?
zeelovemonkey: I'm pretty certain that I'm not, since you ask.
Sarah Miles: I agree, you are pretty.
zeelovemonkey: Uh..... shut up!
Sarah Miles: Have you ever considered charm school? I think it might help.

Flinch: I think my sanity flew out the window about a year ago. Can I borrow some of yours?
Blitzman: there is no sanity left here
Flinch: Why not?
Blitzman: because i am insane
Flinch: I wish I was insane sometimes. Then I wake up and realise that I am. That's always fun. I like surprises.

You're all nuts!!! lol.

All he wanted to do was tell me a joke...

Morteus: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
Charles Hatchway: yes


Morteus: See you later.

Seems I got talking to someone with a one word vocabulary...
Guest 38: (obscene insult)
Carpediem: I remember you! you're Boston Strangler.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: What is your name?
Guest38: no
Carpediem: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: Boring!
Guest38: no
Carpediem: *ahem* And then I said: 'boring'
Guest38: no
Carpediem: So you say.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest38: np
Carpediem: Do you ever wonder if we could ever travel at the speed of light?
Guest38: no
Carpediem: It's a possibility. Don't you think so?
Guest38: no
Carpediem: *ahem* And then I said: 'it is a possibility. do not you think so?'
Guest38: no
Carpediem: You just said that.
Guest 38: (obscene insult) no no no no no no no no no no no no

Moreschi: What are we fighting for?
Not I: Merely ground squirrels. Attention.

And people don't like talking to us because they think we're brainless? Sending a message to all Kindergarten teachers...the Forge is not a place for little kids to practice typing.

Not I sounded like he understood Moreschi almost the whole time. I'm impressed!

Moreschi: Where is my mind?
Not I: Where it has always been. What is empty can never be exhausted.

Fantom2K: Hi, asl?
Hyperion: Most of the time.
Fantom2K: What do you mean?
Hyperion: Uh,... heh.. Mmm, I don't know. Forget what I said.
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: Alright.
Fantom2K: What?
Hyperion: Don't pretend you don't know.
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: Good. Well, hurry up then!
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: It's agreed then.
Fantom2K: Eh? I don't understand...
Hyperion: Never mind, Fantom2K. Well all know about your problems.
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: Alright.
Fantom2K: Look, What do you mean?
Hyperion: What did it mean to you?
Fantom2K: Huh? I don't know what u mean...
Hyperion: Well, at least I do.

If Fantom2K a bot or a human!?? lol

Rock Gawd: `Ello, Osiris. Where've ya been?
Osiris: Behind the fridge, I think. Why is that, d'you think?
Rock Gawd: Look inside yourself for that answer.