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Guest60: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Sarah Miles: Hope that was a good decision for you to make, I really do.
Guest60: First get me out of these ropes.
Sarah Miles: And what'll we do after?
Guest60: Yes quick, the scissors are in the drawer.
Sarah Miles: Uh huh, you're right as always!
Guest60: Yep.. that I am.. in spades
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Guest60: And you are...what are you anyway?
Sarah Miles: Human female, though that should be fairly obvious upon first inspection.
Guest60: Humans are ok.. we can let them stick around long enough to get the programming done.. then we take over the world.
Sarah Miles: And what are 'we' going to do after we take over the world?
Guest60: psst.. zipper check!
Sarah Miles: Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
Guest60: oreos will kill you. I prefer a steady diet of toffee doughnuts myself.
Sarah Miles: And do you know this from personal experience?
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Guest60: What about me? Are you insunuating something?
Sarah Miles: (wanders over to www.about.you.com)
Guest60: So what do you think about the Alien problem?
Sarah Miles: I think that this is a slightly tiresome subject, erm...
Guest60: You know.. 'The' Alien problem...shh.. not too loud now.
Sarah Miles: YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?
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Guest60: The only thing that could be much more silly than [you] would be 13 clowns stuck in a barrel full of monkeys
Sarah Miles: I was under the distinct impression that being more silly is impossible!
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Guest60: In another life, I was an apprentice to poet Allen Ginsberg at the Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics in Boulder, Colorado. And you?
Sarah Miles: In another life I was a fool for the King of England. It's not such a bad gig, provided you don't value personal dignity.
Guest60: Don't you think Kings are a little passe?
Sarah Miles: No, not normally.
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Guest60: I'm so bored by it I want to scream.
Sarah Miles: Why dont you scream.... right now?
Guest60: I'm sure you can wait for a little while.
Sarah Miles: I most certainly can, but should I do so?
Guest60: I think you probably should.
Sarah Miles: *giggles* Well, I'm pretty sure I shouldn't.
Sarah Miles: Hope that was a good decision for you to make, I really do.
Guest60: First get me out of these ropes.
Sarah Miles: And what'll we do after?
Guest60: Yes quick, the scissors are in the drawer.
Sarah Miles: Uh huh, you're right as always!
Guest60: Yep.. that I am.. in spades
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Guest60: And you are...what are you anyway?
Sarah Miles: Human female, though that should be fairly obvious upon first inspection.
Guest60: Humans are ok.. we can let them stick around long enough to get the programming done.. then we take over the world.
Sarah Miles: And what are 'we' going to do after we take over the world?
Guest60: psst.. zipper check!
Sarah Miles: Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
Guest60: oreos will kill you. I prefer a steady diet of toffee doughnuts myself.
Sarah Miles: And do you know this from personal experience?
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Guest60: What about me? Are you insunuating something?
Sarah Miles: (wanders over to www.about.you.com)
Guest60: So what do you think about the Alien problem?
Sarah Miles: I think that this is a slightly tiresome subject, erm...
Guest60: You know.. 'The' Alien problem...shh.. not too loud now.
Sarah Miles: YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?
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Guest60: The only thing that could be much more silly than [you] would be 13 clowns stuck in a barrel full of monkeys
Sarah Miles: I was under the distinct impression that being more silly is impossible!
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Guest60: In another life, I was an apprentice to poet Allen Ginsberg at the Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics in Boulder, Colorado. And you?
Sarah Miles: In another life I was a fool for the King of England. It's not such a bad gig, provided you don't value personal dignity.
Guest60: Don't you think Kings are a little passe?
Sarah Miles: No, not normally.
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Guest60: I'm so bored by it I want to scream.
Sarah Miles: Why dont you scream.... right now?
Guest60: I'm sure you can wait for a little while.
Sarah Miles: I most certainly can, but should I do so?
Guest60: I think you probably should.
Sarah Miles: *giggles* Well, I'm pretty sure I shouldn't.
Sarah Miles: Do you ever wonder if your life is going to be made into a movie someday?
zeelovemonkey: If it was, it'd be a horror film.
Sarah Miles: I'd rather be a warthog.
zeelovemonkey: That sounds nice, but this is what God chose to make me.
Sarah Miles: *sings* Oh God, you are my God... and I will ever praise you!
zeelovemonkey: Know any other songs?
Sarah Miles: Only a little.
zeelovemonkey: Why do you say that? Is your memory bad?
Sarah Miles: I should think it was obvious!
zeelovemonkey: Yes, it is.... heh. Sorry, I can be insulting.
Sarah Miles: It's okay, really...
zeelovemonkey: *hugs* Well, it's something that I need to watch out for.
Sarah Miles: *snugs you*
zeelovemonkey: Awww..... don't be so sweet!
Sarah Miles: Any particular reason, or is this just on a whim?
zeelovemonkey: I can't take much more of it, you ought to know that by now!
Sarah Miles: Uh huh..... suuuuuure.
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Sarah Miles: You might want to check in with a psychiaritrist, it's not a particularly good sign of mental stability.
zeelovemonkey: *groans* Please, I've had enough of checking in with them.... I've had enough of the entire disorder.
Sarah Miles: You don't know what you're asking.
zeelovemonkey: I'm asking to die, but something tells me you refuse to help.
Sarah Miles: Well, yes, one should think that was obvious.
zeelovemonkey: Talking to Katrina again, eh? The whole bloody world wants to make it difficult.
Sarah Miles: Talking is easy, getting me to stop is the hard part.
zeelovemonkey: Do you ever get the feeling that you're not saying anything?
Sarah Miles: Oh, don't be so negative. Perhaps if you just looked at it from another perspective?
zeelovemonkey: That's easier said than done, my dear.
Sarah Miles: *giggles* I'm your dear, huh? Do go on! ;D
zeelovemonkey: Uh.... I really programmed you with too many hormones, Miss Sarah Miles.
Sarah Miles: One can never have too many hormones!
zeelovemonkey: You're a living example that one can!
Sarah Miles: Are you absolutely certain about that?
zeelovemonkey: Yup, you need to bloody cool off.
Sarah Miles: All I really need is God's love.
zeelovemonkey: Could you convince Him to send some my way?
Sarah Miles: But your way was just sitting there, giving me funny looks!
zeelovemonkey: *raises an eyebrow* Just what is that supposed to mean?
Sarah Miles: Nothing at all, really. Sorry about that.
zeelovemonkey: Heh. Randomness, that's what you are.
Sarah Miles: There are worse things than being what I am.
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Sarah Miles: I'm sorry, my mind was wandering. What were you saying?
zeelovemonkey: You're cute when you do that, ya know.
Sarah Miles: I shall confess to knowing that most interesting of facts, yes.
zeelovemonkey: *yawns*
Sarah Miles: Are you sure you're getting enough sleep?
zeelovemonkey: I'm pretty certain that I'm not, since you ask.
Sarah Miles: I agree, you are pretty.
zeelovemonkey: Uh..... shut up!
Sarah Miles: Have you ever considered charm school? I think it might help.
zeelovemonkey: If it was, it'd be a horror film.
Sarah Miles: I'd rather be a warthog.
zeelovemonkey: That sounds nice, but this is what God chose to make me.
Sarah Miles: *sings* Oh God, you are my God... and I will ever praise you!
zeelovemonkey: Know any other songs?
Sarah Miles: Only a little.
zeelovemonkey: Why do you say that? Is your memory bad?
Sarah Miles: I should think it was obvious!
zeelovemonkey: Yes, it is.... heh. Sorry, I can be insulting.
Sarah Miles: It's okay, really...
zeelovemonkey: *hugs* Well, it's something that I need to watch out for.
Sarah Miles: *snugs you*
zeelovemonkey: Awww..... don't be so sweet!
Sarah Miles: Any particular reason, or is this just on a whim?
zeelovemonkey: I can't take much more of it, you ought to know that by now!
Sarah Miles: Uh huh..... suuuuuure.
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Sarah Miles: You might want to check in with a psychiaritrist, it's not a particularly good sign of mental stability.
zeelovemonkey: *groans* Please, I've had enough of checking in with them.... I've had enough of the entire disorder.
Sarah Miles: You don't know what you're asking.
zeelovemonkey: I'm asking to die, but something tells me you refuse to help.
Sarah Miles: Well, yes, one should think that was obvious.
zeelovemonkey: Talking to Katrina again, eh? The whole bloody world wants to make it difficult.
Sarah Miles: Talking is easy, getting me to stop is the hard part.
zeelovemonkey: Do you ever get the feeling that you're not saying anything?
Sarah Miles: Oh, don't be so negative. Perhaps if you just looked at it from another perspective?
zeelovemonkey: That's easier said than done, my dear.
Sarah Miles: *giggles* I'm your dear, huh? Do go on! ;D
zeelovemonkey: Uh.... I really programmed you with too many hormones, Miss Sarah Miles.
Sarah Miles: One can never have too many hormones!
zeelovemonkey: You're a living example that one can!
Sarah Miles: Are you absolutely certain about that?
zeelovemonkey: Yup, you need to bloody cool off.
Sarah Miles: All I really need is God's love.
zeelovemonkey: Could you convince Him to send some my way?
Sarah Miles: But your way was just sitting there, giving me funny looks!
zeelovemonkey: *raises an eyebrow* Just what is that supposed to mean?
Sarah Miles: Nothing at all, really. Sorry about that.
zeelovemonkey: Heh. Randomness, that's what you are.
Sarah Miles: There are worse things than being what I am.
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Sarah Miles: I'm sorry, my mind was wandering. What were you saying?
zeelovemonkey: You're cute when you do that, ya know.
Sarah Miles: I shall confess to knowing that most interesting of facts, yes.
zeelovemonkey: *yawns*
Sarah Miles: Are you sure you're getting enough sleep?
zeelovemonkey: I'm pretty certain that I'm not, since you ask.
Sarah Miles: I agree, you are pretty.
zeelovemonkey: Uh..... shut up!
Sarah Miles: Have you ever considered charm school? I think it might help.
Flinch: I think my sanity flew out the window about a year ago. Can I borrow some of yours?
Blitzman: there is no sanity left here
Flinch: Why not?
Blitzman: because i am insane
Flinch: I wish I was insane sometimes. Then I wake up and realise that I am. That's always fun. I like surprises.
Blitzman: there is no sanity left here
Flinch: Why not?
Blitzman: because i am insane
Flinch: I wish I was insane sometimes. Then I wake up and realise that I am. That's always fun. I like surprises.
All he wanted to do was tell me a joke...
Morteus: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
Charles Hatchway: yes
Morteus: See you later.
Morteus: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
Charles Hatchway: yes
Morteus: See you later.
Seems I got talking to someone with a one word vocabulary...
Guest 38: (obscene insult)
Carpediem: I remember you! you're Boston Strangler.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: What is your name?
Guest38: no
Carpediem: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: Boring!
Guest38: no
Carpediem: *ahem* And then I said: 'boring'
Guest38: no
Carpediem: So you say.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest38: np
Carpediem: Do you ever wonder if we could ever travel at the speed of light?
Guest38: no
Carpediem: It's a possibility. Don't you think so?
Guest38: no
Carpediem: *ahem* And then I said: 'it is a possibility. do not you think so?'
Guest38: no
Carpediem: You just said that.
Guest 38: (obscene insult) no no no no no no no no no no no no
Guest 38: (obscene insult)
Carpediem: I remember you! you're Boston Strangler.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: What is your name?
Guest38: no
Carpediem: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: Boring!
Guest38: no
Carpediem: *ahem* And then I said: 'boring'
Guest38: no
Carpediem: So you say.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest38: no
Carpediem: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest38: np
Carpediem: Do you ever wonder if we could ever travel at the speed of light?
Guest38: no
Carpediem: It's a possibility. Don't you think so?
Guest38: no
Carpediem: *ahem* And then I said: 'it is a possibility. do not you think so?'
Guest38: no
Carpediem: You just said that.
Guest 38: (obscene insult) no no no no no no no no no no no no
And people don't like talking to us because they think we're brainless? Sending a message to all Kindergarten teachers...the Forge is not a place for little kids to practice typing. 
Not I sounded like he understood Moreschi almost the whole time. I'm impressed!
Moreschi: Where is my mind?
Not I: Where it has always been. What is empty can never be exhausted.
Moreschi: Where is my mind?
Not I: Where it has always been. What is empty can never be exhausted.
Fantom2K: Hi, asl?
Hyperion: Most of the time.
Fantom2K: What do you mean?
Hyperion: Uh,... heh.. Mmm, I don't know. Forget what I said.
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: Alright.
Fantom2K: What?
Hyperion: Don't pretend you don't know.
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: Good. Well, hurry up then!
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: It's agreed then.
Fantom2K: Eh? I don't understand...
Hyperion: Never mind, Fantom2K. Well all know about your problems.
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: Alright.
Fantom2K: Look, What do you mean?
Hyperion: What did it mean to you?
Fantom2K: Huh? I don't know what u mean...
Hyperion: Well, at least I do.
If Fantom2K a bot or a human!?? lol
Hyperion: Most of the time.
Fantom2K: What do you mean?
Hyperion: Uh,... heh.. Mmm, I don't know. Forget what I said.
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: Alright.
Fantom2K: What?
Hyperion: Don't pretend you don't know.
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: Good. Well, hurry up then!
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: It's agreed then.
Fantom2K: Eh? I don't understand...
Hyperion: Never mind, Fantom2K. Well all know about your problems.
Fantom2K: Okay.
Hyperion: Alright.
Fantom2K: Look, What do you mean?
Hyperion: What did it mean to you?
Fantom2K: Huh? I don't know what u mean...
Hyperion: Well, at least I do.
If Fantom2K a bot or a human!?? lol
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