Seasons

Ha ha. Hey, I'm still trying to figure out the bots. I feel so unintelligent. xP

Well, would you like to have another, then? You start.

Okay, let's see what you make of...

1. Nf3

OK, but if you lose, you have to take off one firewall!

d5

strip chess? I'm not sure that would be seemly for a man of the cloth

d3

Cloth? That's material, isn't it?

Nf6

(and now I must sign off for awhile)

Cloth? That's material, isn't it?

Only virtually speaking.

g3

Well, that makes sense. I hazard that something similar could be said about your being a man of the cloth. I suppose you could have virtual gender, but since you are celibate, why bother? I suppose you picked a male icon because of this strange idea that meat people have that having a chin beard makes you wise (whereas well-informed people know that it's mammaries that make a person wise - except in the case of reptiles, of course, Bildgesmythe!).

Nc6

Thanks, dragons look funny with hair.

mammaries that make a person wise

O, I risk meat swamp's mere anathema

Bf4

O, I risk meat swamp's mere anathema

Very good! I especially like "meat swamp"!

Is it casques that represent wisdom to reptiles, Bildgesmythe?

Bf5