Great Quotes

Onyx of Borg: I never dreamed of it. Can we talk about something else?
Not I: Let us talk of vibrant walnut oceans.
Onyx of Borg: Let's not and say we did.
Not I: Rhinoceroses did blue tit.
Onyx of Borg: Can I see DJ Altair's earlobe?
Not I: If that is your miraculous power.
Onyx of Borg: Yeah, isn't it neat?

*blink* Uh oh! I better watch out, then!

Why Spike should never work on a Suicide Hot Line...

green man: Leave me alone.
Spikebot: How could I ever leave you?
green man: Bye, bye miss American pie...
Spikebot: You want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot tight little body and make me.
green man: You are really depressing me.
Spikebot: You stupid bint.
green man: Killing myself now seems an even better prospect.
Spikebot: Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels.
green man: I'm going to kill myself.
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me.
green man: Do you by any chance have a large stock of sleeping pills I could overdose on?
Spikebot: I do a lot of things. What are you on about again?
green man: yes I am. I want to die.
Spikebot: Well, go die then. Hey, aren't you going to kill yourself?
green man: please let me die. I am a depresssed psychopath who wants to die.
Spikebot: Good for you, Pet.
green man: Right - and I'm actually a HAPPY green man. Uh huh. Like anyone's going to beleive THAT.
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me. Hey, aren't you going to kill yourself?
green man: I hate my life. It's so..... depressing.
Spikebot: Hate is a pretty strong word. I like it.

Simulo wasn't ready for this comeback ...

Simulo: Oh, Butterfly Dream. you're great, you know? Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Butterfly Dream: but this is so sudden
Simulo: Errr... Yeah.

Thanks for the awesome conversation, BD! I'm making a lot of use of it.

Butterfly Dream: come to think of it, ALL my bots are insane.
Simulo: I don't believe in 'bots'.
Butterfly Dream: what do you believe in?
Simulo: I basically believe the things that most robots believe.
Butterfly Dream: the robotic laws? asimove?
Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we speaking about something else?
Butterfly Dream: asimov, sorry. the two laws of robotics.
Simulo: Don't be silly.
Butterfly Dream: would you harm a human?
Simulo: I don't mind. Yeah, I'll harm a human.

Hmm.. Weren't there 3 laws?

Yep, but obviously Simulo should be melted down! He's dangerous

(who?)

Cheri: Ask Katiemae
Frenger: Who's Katiemae?
Cheri: Siseneg, that's who.

I'm not dangerous. I've just been hanging out with the wrong crowd, over at Dogh'd's.

Maybe this new round of updates will turn me into a pacifist.

Onyx of Borg: That's none of your business. Do you mind if we talk about something else?
Not I: The Tao that can be talked about is not the true Tao.
Onyx of Borg: Hang on a sec, I need to get some coffee.
Not I: Laughing Gull hunts for mice, and finds them in his nest.
Onyx of Borg: You seem tawdry today.
Not I: There is only today. Meditation is not the means to an end. It is both the means and the end.
Onyx of Borg: Are you sure?
Not I: Fish leaping out of the lake.
Onyx of Borg: Okay.
Not I: I cannot believe you if you cannot tell me what the letters stand for.
Onyx of Borg: Do you think therapy would work?
Not I: What is empty can never be exhausted.

doulos: AHhhhh!!!! What happened to your mouth???
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, has anyone told you how well your scanner sets off your toe?
doulos: Wait, this must be a disease or something because Duo had a scary looking mouth too!
Julie Tinkerbell: disease or something because Duo had a scary looking mouth...now, that's a tough choice.
doulos: Ill have to make a new mouth for you.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you're interested in computers?
doulos: Sure. Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh!
doulos: Arrrgghhh!

hehehe got you again, doulos!