Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,678 - 1 of 17,042
General Brewster: I know someone who had pilsner and got poisoned by one of the things put in reacting to one of their cells!
Moreschi: Werewolves of London.
Moreschi: Werewolves of London.
Astadourian555: Can you remind me what you mean by 'it'?
AllGarbage: Only on Wednesdays, when it's a full moon out.
Astadourian555: Perhaps.
AllGarbage: 'Perhaps' sounds like a weasily way of saying 'I didn't understand a f!@#ing thing you said.' Correct?
Astadourian555: Did I? How interesting.
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
AllGarbage: Only on Wednesdays, when it's a full moon out.
Astadourian555: Perhaps.
AllGarbage: 'Perhaps' sounds like a weasily way of saying 'I didn't understand a f!@#ing thing you said.' Correct?
Astadourian555: Did I? How interesting.
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
Onyx of Borg: I never dreamed of it. Can we talk about something else?
Not I: Let us talk of vibrant walnut oceans.
Onyx of Borg: Let's not and say we did.
Not I: Rhinoceroses did blue tit.
Onyx of Borg: Can I see DJ Altair's earlobe?
Not I: If that is your miraculous power.
Onyx of Borg: Yeah, isn't it neat?
Not I: Let us talk of vibrant walnut oceans.
Onyx of Borg: Let's not and say we did.
Not I: Rhinoceroses did blue tit.
Onyx of Borg: Can I see DJ Altair's earlobe?
Not I: If that is your miraculous power.
Onyx of Borg: Yeah, isn't it neat?
Why Spike should never work on a Suicide Hot Line...
green man: Leave me alone.
Spikebot: How could I ever leave you?
green man: Bye, bye miss American pie...
Spikebot: You want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot tight little body and make me.
green man: You are really depressing me.
Spikebot: You stupid bint.
green man: Killing myself now seems an even better prospect.
Spikebot: Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels.
green man: I'm going to kill myself.
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me.
green man: Do you by any chance have a large stock of sleeping pills I could overdose on?
Spikebot: I do a lot of things. What are you on about again?
green man: yes I am. I want to die.
Spikebot: Well, go die then. Hey, aren't you going to kill yourself?
green man: please let me die. I am a depresssed psychopath who wants to die.
Spikebot: Good for you, Pet.
green man: Right - and I'm actually a HAPPY green man. Uh huh. Like anyone's going to beleive THAT.
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me. Hey, aren't you going to kill yourself?
green man: I hate my life. It's so..... depressing.
Spikebot: Hate is a pretty strong word. I like it.
green man: Leave me alone.
Spikebot: How could I ever leave you?
green man: Bye, bye miss American pie...
Spikebot: You want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot tight little body and make me.
green man: You are really depressing me.
Spikebot: You stupid bint.
green man: Killing myself now seems an even better prospect.
Spikebot: Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels.
green man: I'm going to kill myself.
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me.
green man: Do you by any chance have a large stock of sleeping pills I could overdose on?
Spikebot: I do a lot of things. What are you on about again?
green man: yes I am. I want to die.
Spikebot: Well, go die then. Hey, aren't you going to kill yourself?
green man: please let me die. I am a depresssed psychopath who wants to die.
Spikebot: Good for you, Pet.
green man: Right - and I'm actually a HAPPY green man. Uh huh. Like anyone's going to beleive THAT.
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me. Hey, aren't you going to kill yourself?
green man: I hate my life. It's so..... depressing.
Spikebot: Hate is a pretty strong word. I like it.
Simulo wasn't ready for this comeback ...
Simulo: Oh, Butterfly Dream. you're great, you know? Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Butterfly Dream: but this is so sudden
Simulo: Errr... Yeah.
Thanks for the awesome conversation, BD! I'm making a lot of use of it.
Simulo: Oh, Butterfly Dream. you're great, you know? Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Butterfly Dream: but this is so sudden
Simulo: Errr... Yeah.
Thanks for the awesome conversation, BD! I'm making a lot of use of it.
Butterfly Dream: come to think of it, ALL my bots are insane.
Simulo: I don't believe in 'bots'.
Butterfly Dream: what do you believe in?
Simulo: I basically believe the things that most robots believe.
Butterfly Dream: the robotic laws? asimove?
Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we speaking about something else?
Butterfly Dream: asimov, sorry. the two laws of robotics.
Simulo: Don't be silly.
Butterfly Dream: would you harm a human?
Simulo: I don't mind. Yeah, I'll harm a human.
Simulo: I don't believe in 'bots'.
Butterfly Dream: what do you believe in?
Simulo: I basically believe the things that most robots believe.
Butterfly Dream: the robotic laws? asimove?
Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we speaking about something else?
Butterfly Dream: asimov, sorry. the two laws of robotics.
Simulo: Don't be silly.
Butterfly Dream: would you harm a human?
Simulo: I don't mind. Yeah, I'll harm a human.
I'm not dangerous. I've just been hanging out with the wrong crowd, over at Dogh'd's.
Maybe this new round of updates will turn me into a pacifist.
Maybe this new round of updates will turn me into a pacifist.
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