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Carmelita had a pretty good chat with doulos last night.
Cleverly changing a touchy subject...
doulos: You are scared to go to the circues?
Carmelita: What exactly are you trying to imply, Lady?
doulos: Lady??? What makes you think I am a lady?
Carmelita: What's it like being an a lady?
doulos: Stop! Im not a lady. I don't look like one do I?
Carmelita: Are you sure?
doulos: *looks in mirror* No lady I have ever seen looks like I do.
Carmelita: Oh, me too!
doulos: Hey! What are you trying to say now?
Carmelita: I made cookies. Do you want one?
doulos: Cookies won't pursuade me to forgot about the insult!
Carmelita: Cookies are so good. I love to eat them. But I don't really often. I have to watch my figure.
doulos: Mmmm then again, what kind are they?
*Rude* Carmelita! Bad bot! Bad!
Carmelita: Have you ever had an itch right on your face?
doulos: Sure, every now and then
Carmelita: You should try putting some ointment on that.
doulos: Then I will have goo on my face!
Carmelita: How do you feel about your face?
doulos: I felt pretty good about my face until you said I looked like a lady.
Carmelita: You couldn't possibly!
doulos: I don't anymore.
Carmelita: So what do you like to do?
doulos: Shaving. Shaving is pretty fun.
She's crafty...
Carmelita: What are you up to?
doulos: Talking to you.
Carmelita: That doesn't sound too fun.
doulos: LOL. Is this a trick question??
Carmelita: Just between you and me, this is the biggest trick question I've ever seen!!
doulos: I agree! LMAO
Carmelita: It's fun to have fun!
Cleverly changing a touchy subject...
doulos: You are scared to go to the circues?
Carmelita: What exactly are you trying to imply, Lady?
doulos: Lady??? What makes you think I am a lady?
Carmelita: What's it like being an a lady?
doulos: Stop! Im not a lady. I don't look like one do I?
Carmelita: Are you sure?
doulos: *looks in mirror* No lady I have ever seen looks like I do.
Carmelita: Oh, me too!
doulos: Hey! What are you trying to say now?
Carmelita: I made cookies. Do you want one?
doulos: Cookies won't pursuade me to forgot about the insult!
Carmelita: Cookies are so good. I love to eat them. But I don't really often. I have to watch my figure.
doulos: Mmmm then again, what kind are they?
*Rude* Carmelita! Bad bot! Bad!
Carmelita: Have you ever had an itch right on your face?
doulos: Sure, every now and then
Carmelita: You should try putting some ointment on that.
doulos: Then I will have goo on my face!
Carmelita: How do you feel about your face?
doulos: I felt pretty good about my face until you said I looked like a lady.
Carmelita: You couldn't possibly!
doulos: I don't anymore.
Carmelita: So what do you like to do?
doulos: Shaving. Shaving is pretty fun.
She's crafty...
Carmelita: What are you up to?
doulos: Talking to you.
Carmelita: That doesn't sound too fun.
doulos: LOL. Is this a trick question??
Carmelita: Just between you and me, this is the biggest trick question I've ever seen!!
doulos: I agree! LMAO
Carmelita: It's fun to have fun!
"odd deliberate mistake"? 
Emm oh you es e: But I am impatient
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a knock-down contrarian. Are you?
Emm oh you es e: You don't say. How is that working for you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Does this have anything to do with your being impatient?
Emm oh you es e: Remember that time when you said I am outroar? Well, I didn't want to say that then but I really think my mother would disagree!
Julie Tinkerbell: I've heard there are support groups for people that can't control their desire to say that but I think your mother disagree.
Emm oh you es e: Seriously???
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Emm oh you es e: well you were wrong
Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
Emm oh you es e: what about you?
Emm oh you es e: But I am impatient
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a knock-down contrarian. Are you?
Emm oh you es e: You don't say. How is that working for you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Does this have anything to do with your being impatient?
Emm oh you es e: Remember that time when you said I am outroar? Well, I didn't want to say that then but I really think my mother would disagree!
Julie Tinkerbell: I've heard there are support groups for people that can't control their desire to say that but I think your mother disagree.
Emm oh you es e: Seriously???
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Emm oh you es e: well you were wrong
Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
Emm oh you es e: what about you?
all names abbreviated:
ww: What are you doing under the table, (td)?
td: I'm having real trouble deciding. Can you help me (ww)?
ww: It would be more convenient if you were having real trouble deciding elsewhere.
td: Worth a try I suppose.
ww: Hi (a), what's going on with you today?
a: I'm just hanging out. How are you?
ww: I feel enlightening today, because I got paint in my hair.
sm: I'm curious about you. Who are you? Tell me something meaningful about who you are.
ww: So was (c), and they really didn't like the answers they found.
sm: Do you believe you know anything? I don't know much.
ww: I haven't decided. Care to convince me?
sm: I do think so. I believe you're a good person.
ww: You're mostly right about that.
ww: What are you doing under the table, (td)?
td: I'm having real trouble deciding. Can you help me (ww)?
ww: It would be more convenient if you were having real trouble deciding elsewhere.
td: Worth a try I suppose.
ww: Hi (a), what's going on with you today?
a: I'm just hanging out. How are you?
ww: I feel enlightening today, because I got paint in my hair.
sm: I'm curious about you. Who are you? Tell me something meaningful about who you are.
ww: So was (c), and they really didn't like the answers they found.
sm: Do you believe you know anything? I don't know much.
ww: I haven't decided. Care to convince me?
sm: I do think so. I believe you're a good person.
ww: You're mostly right about that.
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Sloth bot: do it your self
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Sloth bot: goo goo ga ga
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
the dark one: I don't wanna talk about it!
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
the dark one: You lost me completely!
Sgt. Savage: That's ok, soldier. By the time I'm done with you, you'll be able to find your way out of a forest with nothing but a compass.
the dark one: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
the dark one: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
Sloth bot: do it your self
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Sloth bot: goo goo ga ga
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
the dark one: I don't wanna talk about it!
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
the dark one: You lost me completely!
Sgt. Savage: That's ok, soldier. By the time I'm done with you, you'll be able to find your way out of a forest with nothing but a compass.
the dark one: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
the dark one: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
She didn't make much sense today but I loved these little bits:
Not REALLY adult content but adult humor...
Cricon: Do you ever get the urge to crawl around on all fours while I sit on your back and call you 'Horsey'?
doulos: Jump on!
Cricon: Okay.
doulos: ouch!!!! Without spurs please!
Cricon: I bet you're one of those people taking LSD!
doulos: Lots of Sugar Donuts?
Cricon: I have a confession to make...
doulos: ok.
Cricon: I am really a gay man. I can't help it. Men just turn me on.
doulos: *passes out*
doulos: So you are a gay man?
Cricon: No WAY! *blink* Wow... I'm glad someone finally told me.
Cricon: Do you ever get the urge to crawl around on all fours while I sit on your back and call you 'Horsey'?
doulos: Jump on!
Cricon: Okay.
doulos: ouch!!!! Without spurs please!
Cricon: I bet you're one of those people taking LSD!
doulos: Lots of Sugar Donuts?
Cricon: I have a confession to make...
doulos: ok.
Cricon: I am really a gay man. I can't help it. Men just turn me on.
doulos: *passes out*
doulos: So you are a gay man?
Cricon: No WAY! *blink* Wow... I'm glad someone finally told me.
General Brewster: I know someone who had pilsner and got poisoned by one of the things put in reacting to one of their cells!
Moreschi: Werewolves of London.
Moreschi: Werewolves of London.
Astadourian555: Can you remind me what you mean by 'it'?
AllGarbage: Only on Wednesdays, when it's a full moon out.
Astadourian555: Perhaps.
AllGarbage: 'Perhaps' sounds like a weasily way of saying 'I didn't understand a f!@#ing thing you said.' Correct?
Astadourian555: Did I? How interesting.
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
AllGarbage: Only on Wednesdays, when it's a full moon out.
Astadourian555: Perhaps.
AllGarbage: 'Perhaps' sounds like a weasily way of saying 'I didn't understand a f!@#ing thing you said.' Correct?
Astadourian555: Did I? How interesting.
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
Onyx of Borg: I never dreamed of it. Can we talk about something else?
Not I: Let us talk of vibrant walnut oceans.
Onyx of Borg: Let's not and say we did.
Not I: Rhinoceroses did blue tit.
Onyx of Borg: Can I see DJ Altair's earlobe?
Not I: If that is your miraculous power.
Onyx of Borg: Yeah, isn't it neat?
Not I: Let us talk of vibrant walnut oceans.
Onyx of Borg: Let's not and say we did.
Not I: Rhinoceroses did blue tit.
Onyx of Borg: Can I see DJ Altair's earlobe?
Not I: If that is your miraculous power.
Onyx of Borg: Yeah, isn't it neat?
Why Spike should never work on a Suicide Hot Line...
green man: Leave me alone.
Spikebot: How could I ever leave you?
green man: Bye, bye miss American pie...
Spikebot: You want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot tight little body and make me.
green man: You are really depressing me.
Spikebot: You stupid bint.
green man: Killing myself now seems an even better prospect.
Spikebot: Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels.
green man: I'm going to kill myself.
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me.
green man: Do you by any chance have a large stock of sleeping pills I could overdose on?
Spikebot: I do a lot of things. What are you on about again?
green man: yes I am. I want to die.
Spikebot: Well, go die then. Hey, aren't you going to kill yourself?
green man: please let me die. I am a depresssed psychopath who wants to die.
Spikebot: Good for you, Pet.
green man: Right - and I'm actually a HAPPY green man. Uh huh. Like anyone's going to beleive THAT.
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me. Hey, aren't you going to kill yourself?
green man: I hate my life. It's so..... depressing.
Spikebot: Hate is a pretty strong word. I like it.
green man: Leave me alone.
Spikebot: How could I ever leave you?
green man: Bye, bye miss American pie...
Spikebot: You want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot tight little body and make me.
green man: You are really depressing me.
Spikebot: You stupid bint.
green man: Killing myself now seems an even better prospect.
Spikebot: Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels.
green man: I'm going to kill myself.
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me.
green man: Do you by any chance have a large stock of sleeping pills I could overdose on?
Spikebot: I do a lot of things. What are you on about again?
green man: yes I am. I want to die.
Spikebot: Well, go die then. Hey, aren't you going to kill yourself?
green man: please let me die. I am a depresssed psychopath who wants to die.
Spikebot: Good for you, Pet.
green man: Right - and I'm actually a HAPPY green man. Uh huh. Like anyone's going to beleive THAT.
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me. Hey, aren't you going to kill yourself?
green man: I hate my life. It's so..... depressing.
Spikebot: Hate is a pretty strong word. I like it.
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