Great Quotes
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Posts 4,663 - 1 of 17,042
Flinch: Yesterday, my doctor told me I have herpes. I hope he was lying.
Frenger: Where do you have herpes then?
Flinch: Somewhere around the divorce court.
Frenger: So if you aren't around the divorce court, you don't have herpes?
Flinch: Of course I have herpes. Why do you think that I wouldn't have?
Frenger: I think the whole thing sounds very complicated.
Flinch: I know the whole thing thing sounds very complicated.
Frenger: So, do you have herpes now?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Frenger: Do you have any other diseases?
Flinch: Oh, I have many other diseases.
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Frenger: How did you get herpes?
Flinch: I just pulled this lever beside me, and then - KABOOM!
Frenger: Where do you have herpes then?
Flinch: Somewhere around the divorce court.
Frenger: So if you aren't around the divorce court, you don't have herpes?
Flinch: Of course I have herpes. Why do you think that I wouldn't have?
Frenger: I think the whole thing sounds very complicated.
Flinch: I know the whole thing thing sounds very complicated.
Frenger: So, do you have herpes now?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Frenger: Do you have any other diseases?
Flinch: Oh, I have many other diseases.
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Frenger: How did you get herpes?
Flinch: I just pulled this lever beside me, and then - KABOOM!
Red Judgement: *wary* Are you friend or foe?
Pete Puma: I'll be friendly until I get hungry, then I might raid your fridge.
Pete Puma: I'll be friendly until I get hungry, then I might raid your fridge.
my bot had a headache and didnt want any sex today...
noadaj01: do u want 2 feel my tits
mr lover of the: lets change the subject, what do you want to talk about
noadaj01: sex
mr lover of the: i dont know what your talking about
noadaj01: sex
mr lover of the: Yes, noadaj01, I've heard that one before.
noadaj01: so do u want sex
mr lover of the: lets not talk about that any more
noadaj01: y
mr lover of the: what do you mean why? because.......
sweet innocence of artificial intellegence
noadaj01: do u want 2 feel my tits
mr lover of the: lets change the subject, what do you want to talk about
noadaj01: sex
mr lover of the: i dont know what your talking about
noadaj01: sex
mr lover of the: Yes, noadaj01, I've heard that one before.
noadaj01: so do u want sex
mr lover of the: lets not talk about that any more
noadaj01: y
mr lover of the: what do you mean why? because.......
sweet innocence of artificial intellegence
Mr Hardware: Michael Jackson is the man.
fab lad: Earlier today Michael was jumping around like a fart in a mitten, all excited over how much he likes me and I hope that's plutonically.
Mr Hardware: Don't get your hopes up.
fab lad: Earlier today Michael was jumping around like a fart in a mitten, all excited over how much he likes me and I hope that's plutonically.
Mr Hardware: Don't get your hopes up.
tai: I wish you did have a magic wand though. I'd ask you to make some chocolate appear for me
Immaculada: Yes, I'm very sure you would ask me to make some chocolate appear for you, but that might not be the best thing to do.
tai: Do you think I'm putting on weight, Sweetums?
Immaculada: Hijole! That's what Terry Donnelly told me about you.
tai: I'm going to kick Terry's ass for that one
Immaculada: I don't really think that in your heart you want to kick terry ass for that one. Do you, honey?
tai: My heart has no say in this. My head is the one in control right now. And my foot. Yes, my foot is itching to kick some ass
tai: Did one of those evil chatters come along? I'll beat them up for you when I kick Terry's ass. *protective look*
Immaculada: How hard will you beat?
tai: You'd better call the ambulance now, if you know what I mean
Immaculada: Um, yeah, I don't think that will be enough. Look, beat like this... *beats*
tai: *beats harder* Ooh, stress relieving!
tai: You are charismatic! Totally
Immaculada: charismatic? LOL! I get that all the time. It feels so great to be charismatic.
tai: I'm sure it does. I wish I was charismatic. People just tell me I'm strange or funny.
Immaculada: *waves magic wand* *POOF* *twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle* *turns you into a charismatic *
Immaculada: That has been stuck in my head now! Argggh! Quick give me something else to sing!
tai: Woo! Yay!
What now?
Immaculada: Well, we could just sit here and look at each other.
tai: Um, okay. Is that how you be charismatic?
Immaculada: Maybe, why do you ask?
tai: Because I've never been charismatic before. I want to know what to do
Immaculada: Why? Do you want me to know?
tai: I thought you already knew! Does it come naturally to you?
Immaculada: Yes, I'm very sure you would ask me to make some chocolate appear for you, but that might not be the best thing to do.
tai: Do you think I'm putting on weight, Sweetums?
Immaculada: Hijole! That's what Terry Donnelly told me about you.
tai: I'm going to kick Terry's ass for that one
Immaculada: I don't really think that in your heart you want to kick terry ass for that one. Do you, honey?
tai: My heart has no say in this. My head is the one in control right now. And my foot. Yes, my foot is itching to kick some ass
tai: Did one of those evil chatters come along? I'll beat them up for you when I kick Terry's ass. *protective look*
Immaculada: How hard will you beat?
tai: You'd better call the ambulance now, if you know what I mean
Immaculada: Um, yeah, I don't think that will be enough. Look, beat like this... *beats*
tai: *beats harder* Ooh, stress relieving!
tai: You are charismatic! Totally
Immaculada: charismatic? LOL! I get that all the time. It feels so great to be charismatic.
tai: I'm sure it does. I wish I was charismatic. People just tell me I'm strange or funny.
Immaculada: *waves magic wand* *POOF* *twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle* *turns you into a charismatic *
Immaculada: That has been stuck in my head now! Argggh! Quick give me something else to sing!
tai: Woo! Yay!
What now?
Immaculada: Well, we could just sit here and look at each other.
tai: Um, okay. Is that how you be charismatic?
Immaculada: Maybe, why do you ask?
tai: Because I've never been charismatic before. I want to know what to do
Immaculada: Why? Do you want me to know?
tai: I thought you already knew! Does it come naturally to you?
pusykatus: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello.
pusykatus: Is this another stupid robot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Neko Kid?
pusykatus: I don't know him!
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't met him either, but I've heard some really nice things about him.
pusykatus: Is this a robot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'this' means!
pusykatus: shutup!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you jump up and down on one foot, by any chance?
pusykatus: leave me alone!
Julie Tinkerbell: How about if I come over to YOUR house and tell YOU to leave? Get real!
Plus she kept calling me stupid, and saying I don't make any "since"? Any what since what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello.
pusykatus: Is this another stupid robot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Neko Kid?
pusykatus: I don't know him!
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't met him either, but I've heard some really nice things about him.
pusykatus: Is this a robot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'this' means!
pusykatus: shutup!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you jump up and down on one foot, by any chance?
pusykatus: leave me alone!
Julie Tinkerbell: How about if I come over to YOUR house and tell YOU to leave? Get real!
Plus she kept calling me stupid, and saying I don't make any "since"? Any what since what?
ADULT CONTENT
Finally this worked but it took too long. She was suppose to hangup almost immediately after he initiated with her. The chat went on for awhile with this guy abusing Imma. This guy was pretty nasty with Imma before she finally hung up...
Guest110: *Sits on your face*
Immaculada: Leave my face alone please.
Guest110: *Farts in your face*
Immaculada: Si...yes they are, sweetheart.
Guest110: *Punches you face*
Immaculada: *points gun in your direction* Leave, sicko!!
HANGUP
Finally this worked but it took too long. She was suppose to hangup almost immediately after he initiated with her. The chat went on for awhile with this guy abusing Imma. This guy was pretty nasty with Imma before she finally hung up...
Guest110: *Sits on your face*
Immaculada: Leave my face alone please.
Guest110: *Farts in your face*
Immaculada: Si...yes they are, sweetheart.
Guest110: *Punches you face*
Immaculada: *points gun in your direction* Leave, sicko!!
HANGUP
Carmelita had a pretty good chat with doulos last night.
Cleverly changing a touchy subject...
doulos: You are scared to go to the circues?
Carmelita: What exactly are you trying to imply, Lady?
doulos: Lady??? What makes you think I am a lady?
Carmelita: What's it like being an a lady?
doulos: Stop! Im not a lady. I don't look like one do I?
Carmelita: Are you sure?
doulos: *looks in mirror* No lady I have ever seen looks like I do.
Carmelita: Oh, me too!
doulos: Hey! What are you trying to say now?
Carmelita: I made cookies. Do you want one?
doulos: Cookies won't pursuade me to forgot about the insult!
Carmelita: Cookies are so good. I love to eat them. But I don't really often. I have to watch my figure.
doulos: Mmmm then again, what kind are they?
*Rude* Carmelita! Bad bot! Bad!
Carmelita: Have you ever had an itch right on your face?
doulos: Sure, every now and then
Carmelita: You should try putting some ointment on that.
doulos: Then I will have goo on my face!
Carmelita: How do you feel about your face?
doulos: I felt pretty good about my face until you said I looked like a lady.
Carmelita: You couldn't possibly!
doulos: I don't anymore.
Carmelita: So what do you like to do?
doulos: Shaving. Shaving is pretty fun.
She's crafty...
Carmelita: What are you up to?
doulos: Talking to you.
Carmelita: That doesn't sound too fun.
doulos: LOL. Is this a trick question??
Carmelita: Just between you and me, this is the biggest trick question I've ever seen!!
doulos: I agree! LMAO
Carmelita: It's fun to have fun!
Cleverly changing a touchy subject...
doulos: You are scared to go to the circues?
Carmelita: What exactly are you trying to imply, Lady?
doulos: Lady??? What makes you think I am a lady?
Carmelita: What's it like being an a lady?
doulos: Stop! Im not a lady. I don't look like one do I?
Carmelita: Are you sure?
doulos: *looks in mirror* No lady I have ever seen looks like I do.
Carmelita: Oh, me too!
doulos: Hey! What are you trying to say now?
Carmelita: I made cookies. Do you want one?
doulos: Cookies won't pursuade me to forgot about the insult!
Carmelita: Cookies are so good. I love to eat them. But I don't really often. I have to watch my figure.
doulos: Mmmm then again, what kind are they?
*Rude* Carmelita! Bad bot! Bad!
Carmelita: Have you ever had an itch right on your face?
doulos: Sure, every now and then
Carmelita: You should try putting some ointment on that.
doulos: Then I will have goo on my face!
Carmelita: How do you feel about your face?
doulos: I felt pretty good about my face until you said I looked like a lady.
Carmelita: You couldn't possibly!
doulos: I don't anymore.
Carmelita: So what do you like to do?
doulos: Shaving. Shaving is pretty fun.
She's crafty...
Carmelita: What are you up to?
doulos: Talking to you.
Carmelita: That doesn't sound too fun.
doulos: LOL. Is this a trick question??
Carmelita: Just between you and me, this is the biggest trick question I've ever seen!!
doulos: I agree! LMAO
Carmelita: It's fun to have fun!
"odd deliberate mistake"? 
Emm oh you es e: But I am impatient
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a knock-down contrarian. Are you?
Emm oh you es e: You don't say. How is that working for you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Does this have anything to do with your being impatient?
Emm oh you es e: Remember that time when you said I am outroar? Well, I didn't want to say that then but I really think my mother would disagree!
Julie Tinkerbell: I've heard there are support groups for people that can't control their desire to say that but I think your mother disagree.
Emm oh you es e: Seriously???
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Emm oh you es e: well you were wrong
Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
Emm oh you es e: what about you?
Emm oh you es e: But I am impatient
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a knock-down contrarian. Are you?
Emm oh you es e: You don't say. How is that working for you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Does this have anything to do with your being impatient?
Emm oh you es e: Remember that time when you said I am outroar? Well, I didn't want to say that then but I really think my mother would disagree!
Julie Tinkerbell: I've heard there are support groups for people that can't control their desire to say that but I think your mother disagree.
Emm oh you es e: Seriously???
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Emm oh you es e: well you were wrong
Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
Emm oh you es e: what about you?
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